You know you outdated about Singapore when... (with answers)

[HedgeTrader]

You are outdated if you still think singaporean indians can cook curry at home anytime of the day.

You're outdated if you think you can't reply SMS when national anthem playing.

 

[applei]

Tell them something like it is not necessary for me to give further details for your company, thank you and hang up.
Or tell them you already have it and they will naturally hang up for most of cases. It is so human psychologies at times, I think it is fun to try some liners to see which works better :p.

Just keep repeating "no thank you" until the person gives up and hangs up.

The problem is many of them will ask "why no thank you?" :(

 

[applei]

aiyo simi hip-hop... should be guy do limbo rock while the lady do pole-dance laa...

you step onto the dance floor with your partner and do the limbo rock as she dances hip hop.

 

[applei]

you are outdated when you start wondering why Blanco court isnt at Bugis anymore.

 

[red amoeba]

u noe u outdated when u went to video shop to want to rent VHS of your fav HK dramas.

 

[red amoeba]

u noe u outdated when you tell taxi driver - thomson yaohan...n he give you a blank look

 

[jw5]

Or tell them you already have it and they will naturally hang up for most of cases. It is so human psychologies at times, I think it is fun to try some liners to see which works better :p.

Hahaha, applei, yes, sometimes I do that too, especially when it's pinoy voice...................

 

[halsey02]

really, really outdated when during National Day everyone sings Majullah Singapura but you only know Negara-Ku.

some still sing God Save the Queen..

 

[sleaguepunter]

..... when you go to Marina South and find that the whole area is now a construction site (happened to me last year)!!!

what about planning to go MS to eat $10 steamboat/korea BBQ buffet and then bowling ending the nite at canto disco?

 

[jw5]

1. you think LKY has stopped being an irritating know-it-all.
2. you think LSS's spoken English has improved.
3. you want to go to the central library and find yourself looking at a tunnel.
4. you want to go to Specialist's Centre and find 3 malls looking the same.
5. you go to Geylang and think you are in China.
6. you expect people who ask you directions to use "please, excuse me and thank you".
7. you expect your mp to be an experienced and mature professional or businessman/woman.
8. you go to sentosa to ride cable car and end up playing jackpot.
9. you go to marina to fly kite and end up playing blackjack.
10. you go for your lunch and expect to be served by a person born in Singapore.

 

[red amoeba]

what about planning to go MS to eat $10 steamboat/korea BBQ buffet and then bowling ending the nite at canto disco?

talking abt MS...used to have this lup sup massage Golden Dragon right? hee....

 

[Windsor]

you went to the Joo Chiat Police Station to make a report but found instead a Banghra Discotheque

 

[red amoeba]

u noe u outdated when ur son's SAF PT shoes is Leebok not the black + brown rubber sole.

 

[Forvendet]

You know you're outdated when you go to JB and find that the customs complex has become a shopping complex annex. Only your wife is pleasantly surprised happily.

 

[jw5]

talking abt MS...used to have this lup sup massage Golden Dragon right? hee....

Dragon lah, where got Golden?

GD is our forummer lah.

 

[red amoeba]

Dragon lah, where got Golden?

GD is our forummer lah.

hee hee...is it..sorry lah...i really outdated liao...

 

[halsey02]

1. you think LKY has stopped being an irritating know-it-all.
2. you think LSS's spoken English has improved.
3. you want to go to the central library and find yourself looking at a tunnel.
4. you want to go to Specialist's Centre and find 3 malls looking the same.
5. you go to Geylang and think you are in China.
6. you expect people who ask you directions to use "please, excuse me and thank you".
7. you expect your mp to be an experienced and mature professional or businessman/woman.
8. you go to sentosa to ride cable car and end up playing jackpot.
9. you go to marina to fly kite and end up playing blackjack.
10. you go for your lunch and expect to be served by a person born in Singapore.

NATIONAL LIBRARY..what Central Lilbrary?

 

[halsey02]

u noe u outdated when you tell taxi driver - thomson yaohan...n he give you a blank look

u know you are really outdated when you tell the taxi driver, "seow keng"..and the driver is from PRC, gives you a completely blank look

 

[Windsor]

- your TV is still black and white.

- you smoke in the bus, shopping mall and cinema and wondered how come you have to pay $500/= fine.

 

[jw5]

NATIONAL LIBRARY..what Central Lilbrary?

Walao eh bro, the national library branch at stamford road and now bras basah road is the central branch lah..............

But don't worry, no need to show your member or passion to get in.......................... :o