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You know you outdated about Singapore when... (with answers)

applei

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Tell them something like it is not necessary for me to give further details for your company, thank you and hang up.
Or tell them you already have it and they will naturally hang up for most of cases. It is so human psychologies at times, I think it is fun to try some liners to see which works better :p.


Just keep repeating "no thank you" until the person gives up and hangs up.

The problem is many of them will ask "why no thank you?" :(
 

jw5

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Or tell them you already have it and they will naturally hang up for most of cases. It is so human psychologies at times, I think it is fun to try some liners to see which works better :p.

Hahaha, applei, yes, sometimes I do that too, especially when it's pinoy voice................... :biggrin:
 
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jw5

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1. you think LKY has stopped being an irritating know-it-all.
2. you think LSS's spoken English has improved.
3. you want to go to the central library and find yourself looking at a tunnel.
4. you want to go to Specialist's Centre and find 3 malls looking the same.
5. you go to Geylang and think you are in China.
6. you expect people who ask you directions to use "please, excuse me and thank you".
7. you expect your mp to be an experienced and mature professional or businessman/woman.
8. you go to sentosa to ride cable car and end up playing jackpot.
9. you go to marina to fly kite and end up playing blackjack.
10. you go for your lunch and expect to be served by a person born in Singapore.
 

Windsor

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you went to the Joo Chiat Police Station to make a report but found instead a Banghra Discotheque
 

Forvendet

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You know you're outdated when you go to JB and find that the customs complex has become a shopping complex annex. Only your wife is pleasantly surprised happily.
 

halsey02

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1. you think LKY has stopped being an irritating know-it-all.
2. you think LSS's spoken English has improved.
3. you want to go to the central library and find yourself looking at a tunnel.
4. you want to go to Specialist's Centre and find 3 malls looking the same.
5. you go to Geylang and think you are in China.
6. you expect people who ask you directions to use "please, excuse me and thank you".
7. you expect your mp to be an experienced and mature professional or businessman/woman.
8. you go to sentosa to ride cable car and end up playing jackpot.
9. you go to marina to fly kite and end up playing blackjack.
10. you go for your lunch and expect to be served by a person born in Singapore.

NATIONAL LIBRARY..what Central Lilbrary?
 

halsey02

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u noe u outdated when you tell taxi driver - thomson yaohan...n he give you a blank look

u know you are really outdated when you tell the taxi driver, "seow keng"..and the driver is from PRC, gives you a completely blank look
 
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Windsor

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- your TV is still black and white.

- you smoke in the bus, shopping mall and cinema and wondered how come you have to pay $500/= fine.
 

jw5

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NATIONAL LIBRARY..what Central Lilbrary?

Walao eh bro, the national library branch at stamford road and now bras basah road is the central branch lah..............

But don't worry, no need to show your member or passion to get in.......................... :o
 
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