what the fuck is big aunty? lol
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You know Jeanette Aw is getting desperate when...
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piang eh ! Front door loaded with red ketchup, back door loaded with black asam ....
Aiyoh small problem. Tell your partner to give signal if shit or 'german gas' akan datang. My friend once told me his story concerning back door. He did it commando.
Halfway thru the act, felt strange so withdrew weapon. Holy smoke, his weapon kena sai! From that time on, always front door for him however enticing the back door appears.
Wahahahahahaha....bloody hell! I can't stop laughing...
Monthly menses or periods!
Wahahahahahaha....bloody hell! I can't stop laughing...
I am sure my friend alone wasn't the only victim. There should be many more but because it is a highly private and sensitive matter, it is usually classified "Top Secret".
Piang eh! All girls/women surrender to u liao, bro!
Sounds funny what. My dirty mind at work.like you duno... then why you lol ?
where is your other nick ? kukubird58 ?
Chey. Understood.
Cannot like that say bro. I one person how to handle so many charbors? We must share. I tong beh tiao later very fast up the lorry. Age is indeed no joke. Nowadays engine not so smooth and power liao. If only I was back to my 20s. God is fair. 20s good strength no money. Now got sikit money no strength. Knna.
Don't lick the ass unless girl is certified clean. Or else, yucks.
Piang eh! Feeling like recurgitating the Assam fish-head I makaned just then! Hahaha..
The other way of looking at these doors - front door is main door, back door is fire exit door.
Can lah, u can do the can-can dance! Just like that Prof.Yang(82yr-old) still can do!!! Hahaha..
I opine backside is cleaner than abalone. Firstly, it is rarely used. Should be cleaner then. Secondly, havent heard can get diseases thru back door.
End of the day, an assessment is needed. Depending on your target, soem are no-no. Some abalones you see already want to make you puke! Some backsides blacker than black. How to?
AIDS originated from penises sucking in shit from anuses and passing around to multi-partners.
Wah lau eh... haha... si beh gross... Ram duno got play backdoor not...
No way. No thanks.
All doors closed, still there is one more door on top...but be careful, there are rows of chompers....
You mean they dip in 'sambal' and lick it off!!..yucks!...I just eaten food!:p
There's no need to lick it off if you mean licking literally. Saliva can't spread AIDS. Blood can. Erection is a function of blood flush, go figure.
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