When you see a couple walking past you in opposite direction, do you beo the gf or wife of the guy if she is chio and got big breasts or wear sexy?

[cocksmith]

I am not unique. I look like a typical Singaporean bloke. The only thing unique about me is I have a big cock. But no one knows except my girlfriend.

Have u thot of a career in porn? Can make good money so dun waste ur gift.

 

[zhihau]

Yes! Tantric sex is the best!

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

Do you?

you should go up to the girl and tell her u have a big cock
she will dump her boyfriend and go steady with you immediately
trust me
this will work for u
sure happy ending one

 

[LordElrond]

God does not know anything because he/she/it does not exist. And remember this other life lesson : do not volunteer information to your gf/wife/mistress, do not tell them anything, deny everything.

This is by far the most valuable advise from @glockman. Carve it on your bigcock

 

[knnccb]

God does not know anything because he/she/it does not exist. And remember this other life lesson : do not volunteer information to your gf/wife/mistress, do not tell them anything, deny everything.

u only saying this coz u will outlive god

 

[waitifcuk]

you should go up to the girl and tell her u have a big cock
she will dump her boyfriend and go steady with you immediately
trust me
this will work for u
sure happy ending one

Lose to
@glockman
Is 9.69 cm

 

[Cottonmouth]

Why you called me old man when you are 15 years older than me. You kee seow again ah?

Got one chow cheebye selling tissue who's obviously older than me called me uncle.
I told her to take out her cheebye, I will nail it to the table with my fork.

 

[myfoot123]

I see people "beo" me more than my buddy. What is it so?

 

[glockman]

Got one chow cheebye selling tissue who's obviously older than me called me uncle.
I told her to take out her cheebye, I will nail it to the table with my fork.

Make sure you have finished your meal before using the fork to nail her lady part.

 

[Cottonmouth]

Make sure you have finished your meal before using the fork to nail her lady part.

My mee soto with the bowl will be in her hole! no appetite already.

 

[glockman]

Lose to
@glockman
Is 9.69 cm

Hello! I have not yet gone metric. So it's 9.69" hor.

 

[bigcockman]

Have u thot of a career in porn? Can make good money so dun waste ur gift.

Nope I haven't. But after doing a career in porn, people will recognise me in the street.

 

[bigcockman]

God does not know anything because he/she/it does not exist. And remember this other life lesson : do not volunteer information to your gf/wife/mistress, do not tell them anything, deny everything.

Even if God doesn't exist, one mustn't do things that are not right to the soul, right?

 

[bigcockman]

If no one bother took a glance of ur gf or wife then u worry

That is the dilemma I have. I always catch other men beoing my sexy girlfriend and being a lustful man myself, I can guess what their lustful minds are thinking and imagining. The thought of them mentally raping my sexy girlfriend makes me sick and more possessive. But then again, I also do it to other people's girlfriends. It's a difficult dilemma.

 

[bigcockman]

you should go up to the girl and tell her u have a big cock
she will dump her boyfriend and go steady with you immediately
trust me
this will work for u
sure happy ending one

My current girlfriend did not know I have a very big cock until I took off my underwear during our first love making session. When she was masturbating me with her small hands, she complained that it was tiring because my cock is too big and she needs to use a lot of strength. Then when she gave me the first blow, she also had difficulty because her mouth isn't that big and her cheek pocket also have no depth to give me total satisfaction.

So actually, sometimes I think having a big cock like me is not a good thing. She may like it and enjoy it but personally, it is hard to find a good pair of hands or good mouth to give me complete satisfaction.

 

[glockman]

Even if God doesn't exist, one mustn't do things that are not right to the soul, right?

I give up! You're such a boy scout.

 

[glockman]

My current girlfriend did not know I have a very big cock until I took off my underwear during our first love making session. When she was masturbating me with her small hands, she complained that it was tiring because my cock is too big and she needs to use a lot of strength. Then when she gave me the first blow, she also had difficulty because her mouth isn't that big and her cheek pocket also have no depth to give me total satisfaction.

So actually, sometimes I think having a big cock like me is not a good thing. She may like it and enjoy it but personally, it is hard to find a good pair of hands or good mouth to give me complete satisfaction.

If she needs a small cock, please ask her to contact @tanwahtiu

 

[tanwahtiu]

Big cock bit limp one is like holding on to a rotten cucumber...

If she needs a small cock, please ask her to contact @tanwahtiu

 

[waitifcuk]

Hello! I have not yet gone metric. So it's 9.69" hor.

my sincere apologies.
please forgive very old lau ah pek

 

[glockman]

Big cock bit limp one is like holding on to a rotten cucumber...

Prosthetic cock lagi limp