Where got. Never leh. My tiong woman just laff at my 普通话..
Mrs Ah Meng appreciates Sinkees; that's why she is sticking around. Ambassador Ah Meng is doing a great job fostering warm ties between peesai and Ah Tiong land. Xi should give you a medal.
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Sinkies Speak Bad English & Bad Chinese. I Agree With Jim Rogers.
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Mrs Ah Meng appreciates Sinkees; that's why she is sticking around. Ambassador Ah Meng is doing a great job fostering warm ties between peesai and Ah Tiong land. Xi should give you a medal.
Poor mothers orways get abused.... why scold mothers where you came out from her cb....
世上只有妈妈好.... remember that.... fucker fathers is good... fuck Indian fathers lagi good they are rapist of the world... cow orso fuck no mercy...
世上只有妈妈好.... remember that.... fucker fathers is good... fuck Indian fathers lagi good they are rapist of the world... cow orso fuck no mercy...
Who say so. All the motherly greetings like Knnbccb and variants are uniquely Sinkiepore
https://thenewageparents.com/british-english-vs-singaporean-english/
WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporean: No stock!
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RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?
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ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporean: S-kew me…
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WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: No need lah.
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WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
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WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporean: No need shy one lah!
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WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Singaporean: Where got?
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WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Singaporean: Don’t want lah.
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IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err…Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporean: You mad ah?
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporean: Shut up lah!
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WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU…
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporean: See what, see what?
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WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Singaporean: Die lah!!
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WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one ah?
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WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn’t the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don’t know how to do!
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WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons: I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
Singaporean: No stock!
*************************************
RETURNING A CALL
Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone call for me a few moments ago?
Singaporean: Hello, who call huh?
*************************************
ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons: Excuse me, I would like to get by. Would you please make way?
Singaporean: S-kew me…
*************************************
WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons: Hey! Put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
Singaporean: No need lah.
*************************************
WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
Singaporean: (pointing at the door) Can ah?
*************************************
WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
Singaporean: No need shy one lah!
*************************************
WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons: I don’t recall you giving me the money.
Singaporean: Where got?
*************************************
WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons: I would prefer not to do that, if you don’t mind.
Singaporean: Don’t want lah.
*************************************
IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons: Err…Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you’re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Singaporean: You mad ah?
*************************************
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons: Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice? I’m trying to concentrate over here.
Singaporean: Shut up lah!
*************************************
WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU…
Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do I know you?
Singaporean: See what, see what?
*************************************
WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment..
Singaporean: Die lah!!
*************************************
WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Singaporean: What happened ah? Why like that one ah?
*************************************
WHEN SOMEONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons: This isn’t the way to do it. Here, let me show you.
Singaporean: Like that also don’t know how to do!
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US billionaire Jim Rogers surprised by S’poreans’ poor command of English & Chinese when he moved here
He was half kidding.
Matthias Ang |September 18, 2018 @ 06:26 pm
You might have heard of the Rogers family.
They are an extremely rich American expat family living in Singapore.
Jim Rogers is a prominent billionaire investor who started Quantum Fund — a well-known hedge fund — together with George Soros, another well-known investor.
The Rogers family have made headlines with the insistence on the young ones learning Chinese.
So much so that one of Rogers’ daughters is able to speak better Mandarin than most Chinese Singaporeans.
The Rogers family have been living in Singapore since 2007.
Why did they move to Singapore?
According to a Aug. 27 talk Rogers gave in San Francisco titled, “Where Are The Opportunities Today?”, he said his main reason for moving to Singapore was to give his children the chance to learn Mandarin:
It would not be a stretch to see that part of this move stems from Rogers’ view that the global economy’s future will be driven by Asia.
Notably, he has even called the 21st century the “century of China“.
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Finding out the reality of standards
However, much to the amusement of his audience, Rogers said he found the reality in Singapore to be something else:
He proceeded to qualify his statement with some tongue-in-cheek observation.
“Now there are some people who speak good English and some people who speak good Mandarin,” he said.
And then he joked: “I’m sure I’m going to be arrested as soon as I get back to Singapore.”
"I’m sure I’m going to be arrested as soon as I get back to Singapore" sue him till his pants drop!
下午好, 我现在和我女朋友在ahem. 好快乐Ah Meng : " @glockman , Morning, 你吃什么 Breakfast, 现在在哪里吃 Lunch?
你吃了午餐?
再一次, 中国万岁!!
He's just trying to be sarcastic because he knows the pap won't and can't touch him, and they love him for his billions.
Wahsay... Your Mandarin not bad on 国庆长假。真是人不可貌相下午好, 我现在和我女朋友在ahem. 好快乐
你吃了午餐?
再一次, 中国万岁!!
当然啦, 我是一千百分中国人。说错了,我是印度人。Wahsay... Your Mandarin not bad on 国庆长假。真是人不可貌相
Lol当然啦, 我是一千百分中国人。说错了,我是印度人。
That sentence took me the whole afternoon to type.Lol
As an Indian, you are doing well! 印度万岁!That sentence took me the whole afternoon to type.
谢谢您。I try to learn as many languages as I can.As an Indian, you are doing well! 印度万岁!
It got my favorite like that also dunno. Very authentic!
I never have this problem with hongkies Even though I can't read and write cina. I just tell them I have no formal cina education n they say it's ok. U willing to speak n willing to learn so it's good enough
Tat is singkies speaking singlish. But the point still not addressed is what is good mandarin? Mudland cinas who r cina educated. Is their Mandarin good enough? Singkie ah pek educated in nantah is their Mandarin good enough?
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