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Singapore Political Awards - GE 2011

Lousiest candidate - Lim Zi Rui
(no substance, inability to articulate, lack of focus on issues)
 
Thick Face Black Heart said:
Biggest Clown Award - Desmond Lim
(for challenging a female opposition candidate to a 3CF and the female still got over 40% and he lost his deposit TKL-style)
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good suggestion...another big clown is Steve Tan who dirtied his track but didnt clean up before he happily took pap's offer to enetr GE 2011...how naive to think that he can get away after messing with a gal
 
How about The Most Disappointing Candidate Award. To me, Kenneth Jeyaratnam wins hands down. When he first announced joining the political scene, much was expected of him to pick up on when his father JBJ left on. Much hope was pinned on him to take on the PAP as his famous father did. But he was such a huge disappointment, just couldn't connect with the people, ran a totally obscure GE campaign, RP was almost a non-starter.
 
TracyTan866 said:
good suggestion...another big clown is Steve Tan who dirtied his track but didnt clean up before he happily took pap's offer to enetr GE 2011...how naive to think that he can get away after messing with a gal
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On 2nd thoughts, maybe Steve Tan shd get the Casanova Award and Desmond get the Clown Award:

Revised List (14) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????
 
freedalas said:
How about The Most Disappointing Candidate Award. To me, Kenneth Jeyaratnam wins hands down. When he first announced joining the political scene, much was expected of him to pick up on when his father JBJ left on. Much hope was pinned on him to take on the PAP as his famous father did. But he was such a huge disappointment, just couldn't connect with the people, ran a totally obscure GE campaign, RP was almost a non-starter.
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Good suggestion:)

Revised List (15) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????
 
Thick Face Black Heart said:
Vincent Wijey -- best rally speaker award


http://youtu.be/2dyUU1KpYc4
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Convincing suggestion:)

Revised List (16) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Speaker - VW
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????
 
TracyTan866 said:
We are still waiting for nominations for three key categories:

ChioBu
Mr Singapore GE 2011
Ms Singapore GE 2011

You have any nominees?
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Ho Ching and Saw going neck to neck for the title?
 
Angela Oon is damn chio.

Glenda is 2nd only ...


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TracyTan866 said:
We are still waiting for nominations for three key categories:

ChioBu
Mr Singapore GE 2011
Ms Singapore GE 2011

You have any nominees?
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If Chio-ness refers to the expectation of that wink at you, then, with no intention to offend Ah Ram, I nominate Glenda Han. If for nothing, for that memorable windswept rally speech.
 
the good riddance award:

yu foo, ang mong seng, ong ah heng, koo tsai kee, lim boon heng, lim hwee hua, jayakumar, etc etc etc etc.................
oh and not forgetting ng teck siong.

Bye Bye!
 
Fook Seng said:
If Chio-ness refers to the expectation of that wink at you, then, with no intention to offend Ah Ram, I nominate Glenda Han. If for nothing, for that memorable windswept rally speech.
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Yes, Glenda has the chio-ness . so does Angela..looks like the competition in the ChioBu category is heating up...hahahaha
 
jw5 said:
the good riddance award:

yu foo, ang mong seng, ong ah heng, koo tsai kee, lim boon heng, lim hwee hua, jayakumar, etc etc etc etc.................
oh and not forgetting ng teck siong.

Bye Bye!
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many share your feelings...shd Lim Boon Heng be in the category too?
 
Fook Seng said:
If Chio-ness refers to the expectation of that wink at you, then, with no intention to offend Ah Ram, I nominate Glenda Han. If for nothing, for that memorable windswept rally speech.
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How could that be an offence to me? Glenda's the best, always looking ten years younger than her age, just like me. :D

jw5 said:
the good riddance award:

yu foo, ang mong seng, ong ah heng, koo tsai kee, lim boon heng, lim hwee hua, jayakumar, etc etc etc etc.................
oh and not forgetting ng teck siong.

Bye Bye!
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All the above somehow screwed up or were asked to step off except Koo Tsai Kee who asked to step down himself. LKY wanted him to stay on, he's been doubling up doing LKY MPS for more than ten years. I think he's got tired and enough is enough and courteously bowed off.
 
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