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PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong will deliver his May Day Edict on Thursday (Apr 30) at 7.30pm.
In a statement to the various mouthpieces, the National Serf Union Congress (NTUC) said it will not hold a physical May Day Talk Fest this year due to the Wuhan Plague. The lackey organization came to this conclusion after they correctly assessed that Ruler Loong is not good mood after his Million Dollar Taskforce become a global joke for its incompetence.
Instead, Ruler Loong's Edict will be simulcast on national television and streamed via several social media channels including the Imperial Palace’s Facebook page and YouTube, and NTUC Propoganda’s Facebook page and YouTube.
The serf movement said they are keeping a low profile after Suzhou Loser Jos Teo's massive blunder and has been downplaying Serf Day celebrations events that were originally scheduled to take place from late April until June to help prep PAP regime for the Procedural Erection.
Every year, more than 1,500 labour movement blood suckers and tripartite sex partners would gather at NTUC’s Serf Day Rally to reaffirm their commitment to screw and suppress local peasants so that they continue to toil cheaply for rich foreign merchants.
This year however, a closed-door virtual dialogue session will be helmed by
Many astute peasants noted none of the minions and lackeys were able to act decisively and resulted in Wuhan Plague running amok in foreign serfs' dorms.
As a punishment and snub, Ruler Loong gave the order to cancel both the Serf Day Awards and the May Sex Fiesta.
NTUC also said it will speak to Peasants' Association to get their members, the dorm owners to clean up their dorms lest Jane Austen rebels will question why is Ruler Loong spending public peanuts to bail out the dorm operators.
PEASANTPORE: Ruler Loong will deliver his May Day Edict on Thursday (Apr 30) at 7.30pm.
In a statement to the various mouthpieces, the National Serf Union Congress (NTUC) said it will not hold a physical May Day Talk Fest this year due to the Wuhan Plague. The lackey organization came to this conclusion after they correctly assessed that Ruler Loong is not good mood after his Million Dollar Taskforce become a global joke for its incompetence.
Instead, Ruler Loong's Edict will be simulcast on national television and streamed via several social media channels including the Imperial Palace’s Facebook page and YouTube, and NTUC Propoganda’s Facebook page and YouTube.
The serf movement said they are keeping a low profile after Suzhou Loser Jos Teo's massive blunder and has been downplaying Serf Day celebrations events that were originally scheduled to take place from late April until June to help prep PAP regime for the Procedural Erection.
Every year, more than 1,500 labour movement blood suckers and tripartite sex partners would gather at NTUC’s Serf Day Rally to reaffirm their commitment to screw and suppress local peasants so that they continue to toil cheaply for rich foreign merchants.
This year however, a closed-door virtual dialogue session will be helmed by
- NTUC Sex President Bloody Mary
- NTUC Sex-general Ng Dud Meng
- Serf Minion Suzhou Loser Jos Teo
- Peasantpore Merchants' Representative Lackey Robert Yuppie.
Many astute peasants noted none of the minions and lackeys were able to act decisively and resulted in Wuhan Plague running amok in foreign serfs' dorms.
As a punishment and snub, Ruler Loong gave the order to cancel both the Serf Day Awards and the May Sex Fiesta.
NTUC also said it will speak to Peasants' Association to get their members, the dorm owners to clean up their dorms lest Jane Austen rebels will question why is Ruler Loong spending public peanuts to bail out the dorm operators.