Transmodified from PAP Mouthpiece CNA
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PEASANTPORE: After nine frenzied days of selling snake oil to stupid indolent peasants that saw wayang rallies held across the island, Prime Minion Wong on Thursday (May 1) sought to distil for stupid Asiatic voters what it all comes down to as they soon head to the procedural polls.
"This Procedural Erection is to tell Ang Mon and Nihons that we are a nominal democracy, not like CCP Peking and their investments are safe with us. It is like football, after 90 minutes of ball chasing, the Germans win. Sama sama, after 9 days, the Profits Above Peasants party win," said Prime Minon Wong, who is presently the seat warmer for the House of Lee.
In his speech at the Punggol GRC rally, Prime Minon Wong urged peasants to be loyal to House of Lee.
“You want your daughters to work as maids overseas, that is what the dead LKY will say if he cum back?,” he said.
Lawlan Wong said that Ruler Loong is perfect leader of this era.
“Legends claim Mount Faber glowed and wondrous signs appears over Lau Pat Sat when Ruler Loong was born,” he said.
“Even Cambridge professors sing praises of Ruler Loong's math prowess but other than writing a Java version of Sudoku, no major Math discoveries came forth other than price, GST hikes and few ruinous Kangaroo lawsuits. Well the aging population don't count as it was caused by his father..
“Just remember, if you give me less than 57%, then you know what going to happen to rebellious precincts.”
Prime Minion Wong acknowledged that the WP now has the popular vote and could have posed a bigger challenge if not for the GRC Scam..
“Ah Bock and Ah Juan will ask difficult questions but Babu Pitam seemed to get the message,” Lawlan Wong said.
Prime Minion Wong highlighted that the PAP teams in hotly contested GRCs this election are helmed by experienced minions alongside new lackeys who could be future minions.
This comes after the retirement of experienced House of Lee Minions like current Tarman (Estate Tax Repealer), Duke of Punggol Teo Ah Hean, former Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee and former Defence Minion Bargain Hen.
“Ruler Loong give me some face and retired his loyalists and I reassure him I will not learn from Tsao Tsao or Tokugawa,” Prime Minion Wong said.
“I can lose a few Minions appointed by Ruler Loong, then I just appoint my own Minions, very easy right.”
Prime Minion Wong rejected the Labour’s assertion that it can do the same job of Minions at a cheaper price, stressing that while he will not emulate Tsao Tsao or Tokugawa, it is better to for him to promote new Minions among his favourite Lackeys.
“To me, loyalty is important,” said Prime Minion Wong.
“I will vouch for my team – they are lackeys of character and integrity, they will screw you peasants less deeper compared with earlier batches of Lee loyalist Minions.”
Prime Minion Wong said he can personally vouch for the character of Deputy Prime Minion Gan Ah Yong, who is also anchoring the team contesting Punggol GRC.
“Baron Yong who will not learn from Tsao Tsao or Tokugawa and he knows who elevated him to Deputy Prime Minion despite his humbler A level results.", he added.
“Ah Yong is not alone. Once we ease out Ruler Loong's team, we just need to learn from Ssuma Yi, just stay healthy. I don't need your sarpok but just show me some face.”
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PEASANTPORE: After nine frenzied days of selling snake oil to stupid indolent peasants that saw wayang rallies held across the island, Prime Minion Wong on Thursday (May 1) sought to distil for stupid Asiatic voters what it all comes down to as they soon head to the procedural polls.
"This Procedural Erection is to tell Ang Mon and Nihons that we are a nominal democracy, not like CCP Peking and their investments are safe with us. It is like football, after 90 minutes of ball chasing, the Germans win. Sama sama, after 9 days, the Profits Above Peasants party win," said Prime Minon Wong, who is presently the seat warmer for the House of Lee.
In his speech at the Punggol GRC rally, Prime Minon Wong urged peasants to be loyal to House of Lee.
“You want your daughters to work as maids overseas, that is what the dead LKY will say if he cum back?,” he said.
Lawlan Wong said that Ruler Loong is perfect leader of this era.
“Legends claim Mount Faber glowed and wondrous signs appears over Lau Pat Sat when Ruler Loong was born,” he said.
“Even Cambridge professors sing praises of Ruler Loong's math prowess but other than writing a Java version of Sudoku, no major Math discoveries came forth other than price, GST hikes and few ruinous Kangaroo lawsuits. Well the aging population don't count as it was caused by his father..
“Just remember, if you give me less than 57%, then you know what going to happen to rebellious precincts.”
Prime Minion Wong acknowledged that the WP now has the popular vote and could have posed a bigger challenge if not for the GRC Scam..
“Ah Bock and Ah Juan will ask difficult questions but Babu Pitam seemed to get the message,” Lawlan Wong said.
Prime Minion Wong highlighted that the PAP teams in hotly contested GRCs this election are helmed by experienced minions alongside new lackeys who could be future minions.
This comes after the retirement of experienced House of Lee Minions like current Tarman (Estate Tax Repealer), Duke of Punggol Teo Ah Hean, former Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee and former Defence Minion Bargain Hen.
“Ruler Loong give me some face and retired his loyalists and I reassure him I will not learn from Tsao Tsao or Tokugawa,” Prime Minion Wong said.
“I can lose a few Minions appointed by Ruler Loong, then I just appoint my own Minions, very easy right.”
Prime Minion Wong rejected the Labour’s assertion that it can do the same job of Minions at a cheaper price, stressing that while he will not emulate Tsao Tsao or Tokugawa, it is better to for him to promote new Minions among his favourite Lackeys.
“To me, loyalty is important,” said Prime Minion Wong.
“I will vouch for my team – they are lackeys of character and integrity, they will screw you peasants less deeper compared with earlier batches of Lee loyalist Minions.”
Prime Minion Wong said he can personally vouch for the character of Deputy Prime Minion Gan Ah Yong, who is also anchoring the team contesting Punggol GRC.
“Baron Yong who will not learn from Tsao Tsao or Tokugawa and he knows who elevated him to Deputy Prime Minion despite his humbler A level results.", he added.
“Ah Yong is not alone. Once we ease out Ruler Loong's team, we just need to learn from Ssuma Yi, just stay healthy. I don't need your sarpok but just show me some face.”
