Ruler Loong begins his visit in Uncle Sam to pay tribute to cash strapped Obama

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Peasantpore: Peasantpore Ruler Loong has begun paying his annual tribute and visit to the Uncle Sam, his overlord.

As ruler of Uncle Sam's island vassal, Peasantpore, Ruler Loong has brought with him tribute that will be most welcome to cash strapped Overlord Obama. Of course Overlord Obama will resist asking Ruler Loong about his autocratic practices and whimsical ISA Detention laws before banking in the tribute cheque.

Thanks to the impressive cash value of his tributes and promises to host the US 7th Fleeth in Peasantpore, Ruler Loong will stay at Blair Whore House. Uncle Sam wants to send a message that pro-US vassals will be accorded excellent treatment despite their despotic or autocratic leanings back home.

This is the first time Ruler Loong is staying at the 110-room guesthouse replete with whores all over the world. As a token of appreciation that Peasantpore lost billions while bailing out Jewish controlled banks e.g. Citibank and UBS during the 2008 Credit Crisis. The hedonistic Blair Whore House will fly the national flags of its resident whores during Ruler Loong's stay.

Ruler Loong was received by the Papa-san of Blair Whore House, Randy Bang-gardner.

The invitation for Ruler Loong to stay at the official guesthouse also signifies the strength of hegemon-vassal relations between Peasantpore and the Uncle Sam.

Joining Ruler Loong at Blair Whore House are his loyal minions, Mercantile Minister Hairdo Lim Ah Kiang and Minister for Vassal Affairs and Kangaroo Law 山木庚. Both Minions are expected to take notes while Overlord Obama voice his expectations for Peasantpore's role in the Great Game between Uncle Sam and Commie PRC.

 

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UNCLE SAM: Yankee vassal, Peasantpore's Ruler Loong warned the PRC Commies on Tuesday that their miscalculations in Asiatic Pacific Great Game could set back the fast-growing region for many full moons. This cums as Uncle Sam Overlord Barack Obama hailed the his loyal vassal city-state for military cooperation.

On a visit to Uncle Sam, Ruler Loong parrot the view that Uncle Sam had "fundamental interests" in balking PRC Commies under the guise of freedom of navigation and stability in a region. This is a glaring counter to PRC Commies who are trying to rebuild the Ming era vassal system in the East Cina Sea and South East Asiatic regions.

"PRC Commies should try to stop their bandits from selling tainted milk products to their toddlers before they attempt to rebuild the Ming dynasty vassal network through Asiatic Pacific region. As Uncle Sam's loyal vassals, we exhort Ruler Xi to prevent any military miscalculation, mishap, misadventure and mischief, all which will set the region back for many donkey full moons.," Ruler Loong told a dinner of Ang Moh business lackeys after talks at the White House with Overlord Obama.

Peasantpore, while a longstanding Uncle Sam vassal after WWII, has cunningly pursued friendly relations with PRC Commies as a hedge. Ruler Loong said he believed there was "enough spheres of influences" for the two Pacific powers using an innovative Abang-Adik scheme.

"In the Abang-Adik scheme, Uncle Sam as incumbent superpower who remain Abang for decades to come, naturally has first claims to many interests," Ruler Loong explained.

PRC Commies nonetheless "despite its new found wealth also wants to assert its former dynasty glories" and will be "wary that Uncle Sam will not allow them to be the Abang," Ruler Loong said.

Relations have worsened between PRC Commies and Nihons over wasteland islands in the East Cina Sea, while the Viets and the Pinoys have used ASEAN to 'cry father, cry mother' over PRC Commie's 'heck care fuck you' attitude in South Cina Sea disputes.

In addition, PRC Commies used their joker card, North Korea to stir some trouble to spook the Nihons and Uncle Sam. The baboon Kim tested a nuclear bomb in February and used poker trick of threatening to attack the Uncle Sam for fun.

As Uncle Sam's loyal vassal, Peasantpore has given the green light to host four littoral combat ships and supply whores to service Uncle Sam's sailors. The first, the USS Colonisation, is on its way across the Pacific.

"Peasantpore has paid 2013's tribute and will continue to meet Uncle Sam's sailors demands for whores.," Overlord Obama smiled as he crows as he met Ruler Loong at the Oval Office, praising the Southeast Asiatic autocratic state as "one of the most queer countries in the world."

"I want to thank Peasantpores for all the handsome tributes, whores to occupy the sailors and free repairs and supplies for our whore-ships. This allows us to maintain our effective Pacific pivot," Overlord Obama said.

"Because of the handsome tributes that Ruler Loong pays annually, I 'lan lan' must say some good things about the Familees. I fucking know that Ruler Loong is merely running a police state that excel in rent extraction from foreign merchants and local peasants but since he is a loyal vassal, I can overlook his autocratic leanings." Overlord Obama concluded.

Ruler Loong, in an address to the Uncle Sam Chamber of Merchantile Trade and US-ASEAN Sex Council, called on the United States to pursue a "more active free trade agenda" despite the political pitfalls for Overlord Obama at home since he is set to retire soon.

"I exhort more US merchants to fire their expensive Yankee workers and hire cheap ones in my Peasantpore. We are cheap and good, through the Pinoys are cheaper but do you trust those condom haters using direct hire-purchase?" said Ruler Loong.

Ruler Loong said Peasantpore is a better middleman location for cheap labour and provide screening for cheap Pinoys, Nehs, PRCs and other Asiatics who wants to work for Uncle Sam firms in Peasantpore.

Ruler Loong however coolly welcomed Nihon's decision to enter the Trans-Pacific Sex talks, as they will probably be peddling used panties for re-export to South East Asiatic states.