Putting a Peekture into Samsters' Virtual Face

[glockman]

you could've cut the bill in half, if only you used your hand instead of your foot.
the damage from that "footage" would've been "solely" reduced!

thanks for pointing out the shitskin link and heritage - furthermore, fridays are always good for getting new footwear at mosques and also free parking for motosikal when having a rest from hectic and strenuous food delivery services

I wonder what they will do with the parts that are cut out. Turn them into trinkets, pendants, earrings?

I love the free parking along roads near mosques on fridays and fasting months. Hey, a lot of them own nice cars these days.

 

[AhMeng]

tanwahtiuniamah.
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Never know how Opium devices work. Why is the pipe so big? I mean the diameter. It looks like an erected dick size! Lol

 

[AhMeng]

claire (sin)clair.
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The "real" Claire (who may be surfing this forum ) doesn't look like this at all.

She has that sweet, yet seductive look, serious as a corporate lawyer, while extremely playful in private. She almost look like Kdrama actress Shin Min Ah while she isn't at work...

And whenever she gives me this kind of "Come get me" look (below), all hell breaks loose , and I will drop everything, go over, surrender my body and soul for her carnal pleasure, to be used, reused and recycled many many times. Lol

 

[whoami]

And @whoami, the modern honourable moderate muslim reminds me of ex Malaysian Defence Minister Hishammuddin Hussein!

Ahem...when UMNO was in power, rumours circulating around tat HH could be the next PM. But look what happened to Najib? There goes my future "premiership".

U are right. I am a moderate Muslim. God dont just judge us by our belief but also our actions to fellow muslims/non muslims.

 

[whoami]

His daily attire should look something like this. He also has a moustache.

Alamak! U are right on the moustache and the headwear. As for attire, no lah. Cos i am working and my jiuhukia boss will jump at me if i dress like the above. At times i do dressed like tat when going to mosque for evening prayers.

 

[Valium]

The "real" Claire (who may be surfing this forum ) doesn't look like this at all.

She has that sweet, yet seductive look, serious as a corporate lawyer, while extremely playful in private. She almost look like Kdrama actress Shin Min Ah while she isn't at work...

And whenever she gives me this kind of "Come get me" look (below), all hell breaks loose , and I will drop everything, go over, surrender my body and soul for her carnal pleasure, to be used, reused and recycled many many times. Lol

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I want to pinch her nipples.

 

[AhMeng]

I want to pinch her nipples.

Don't lah. She won't like that kind of rough handling like @ginfreely .. TLC and light nibbling with my teeth with comforting soothing after licks does the job perfectly. I am sure if she's reading this, she will agree with me. Lol

 

[Valium]

Don't lah. She won't like that kind of rough handling like @ginfreely .. TLC and light nibbling with my teeth with comforting soothing after licks does the job perfectly. I am sure if she's reading this, she will agree with me. Lol

If it's @ginfreely that hardcore slut. I will hook some fish hooks on both her nipples and her labia lips, hang her up and fuck her with a knife.

 

[AhMeng]

@sweetiepie ... this is who imagine you look like when I read your posts...maybe because your constant use of the word "uncle" subconsciously makes me imagine you as this HK actor ... Lol

or sometimes, this hk actor (below) too

Or at times when you are a little "aggressive" and irritated by @ginfreely ,machiam like challenging @ginfreely to fight, I imagine you are this guy (below)...

PS: Sorry, can't really pin you down to a particular Virtual Face

 

[AhMeng]

And @Huatable , when I read your posts, you sound like a street smart lawyer like Robert DJ in The Judge! Lol

 

[Semaj2357]

I wonder what they will do with the parts that are cut out. Turn them into trinkets, pendants, earrings?

I love the free parking along roads near mosques on fridays and fasting months. Hey, a lot of them own nice cars these days.

a snack of krunchy krackling will come in handy, apt when watching women's football with their hanging bits nowsadays.
was only referring to nike, reebok, new balans shoes for mosque visiting, not their cars lah

 

[Huatable]

And @Huatable , when I read your posts, you sound like a street smart lawyer like Robert DJ in The Judge! Lol

You over-rated me your honor.

I am more like him

 

[sweetiepie]

@sweetiepie ... this is who imagine you look like when I read your posts...maybe because your constant use of the word "uncle" subconsciously makes me imagine you as this HK actor ... Lol

or sometimes, this hk actor (below) too

Or at times when you are a little "aggressive" and irritated by @ginfreely ,machiam like challenging @ginfreely to fight, I imagine you are this guy (below)...

PS: Sorry, can't really pin you down to a particular Virtual Face

 

[bushtucker]

Waiting for @AhMeng to evaluate a photo for me. maybe Steve Irwin cos he likes to use the word bushtucker.

 

[AhMeng]

Waiting for @AhMeng to evaluate a photo for me. maybe Steve Irwin cos he likes to use the word bushtucker.

Still thinking. Lol

 

[Semaj2357]

Waiting for @AhMeng to evaluate a photo for me. maybe Steve Irwin cos he likes to use the word bushtucker.

hanor, wait till he discovers that muff-diving is different from spelunking

 

[glockman]

hanor, wait till he discovers that muff-diving is different from spelunking

Did someone say muff diving? I just started a school for that. It's an art that needs to be learned and perfected. Once you complete the curriculum, we will present you with this badge.

 

[eatshitndie]

hanor, wait till he discovers that muff-diving is different from spelunking

nothing like spelunking in cavernous cunt.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Waiting for @AhMeng to evaluate a photo for me. maybe Steve Irwin cos he likes to use the word bushtucker.

For me your moniker conjure up image of Crocodile Dundee. Sorry I’m to lazy too imbed a pic

 

[AhMeng]

For me your moniker conjure up image of Crocodile Dundee. Sorry I’m to lazy too imbed a pic

Lol