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Prof Tey hyperventilates in court today

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http://news.asiaone.com/News/AsiaOne+News/Crime/Story/A1Story20130124-397574.html

All eyes turned to the dock, where Tey was hunched over and taking deep breaths.

Minutes after Tey sat down, his head disappeared from sight as he hunched over.

A female lawyer from Mr Low's firm hurried to his side with a towel and small bottle of medicated oil.

The commotion led Chief District Judge Tan Siong Thye to ask: "What's wrong?"

Mr Low replied that his client was "not perfectly ok" and asked for a short break.

Justice Tan allowed a 15-minute recess.
 
He should learn from this guy:


<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rxvxzcV0hBU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 
Casanova tey can join mediacorp after he gets sacked by NUS.

He is showing how he reacts when steamed by younger undergraduate girls. He is suffering from lack-of-young-willing-cunt syndrome now.
 
Strange when he was "popping cherries" he never hyperventilates...hmmm
 
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This guy must be a chelsea fan.. every little thing fall down like Drogba :rolleyes:
 
Old news lah. Happened on Tuesday.

From http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperventilation_syndrome

"Hyperventilation syndrome (HVS; also chronic hyperventilation syndrome or CHVS) is a respiratory disorder, psychologically or physiologically based, involving breathing too deeply or too rapidly (hyperventilation). HVS may present with chest pain and a tingling sensation in the fingertips and around the mouth (paresthesia) and may accompany a panic attack.

People with HVS may feel that they cannot get enough air. In reality, they have about the same oxygenation in the arterial blood (normal values are about 98% for hemoglobin saturation) and too little carbon dioxide in their blood and other tissues. While oxygen is abundant in the bloodstream, HVS reduces effective delivery of that oxygen to vital organs due to low-CO2-induced vasoconstriction and the suppressed Bohr effect.

The hyperventilation is self-promulgating as rapid breathing causes carbon dioxide levels to fall below healthy levels, and respiratory alkalosis (high blood pH) develops. This makes the symptoms worse, which causes the person to try breathing even faster, which further exacerbates the problem.

The respiratory alkalosis leads to changes in the way the nervous system fires and leads to the paresthesia, dizziness, and perceptual changes that often accompany this condition. Other mechanisms may also be at work, and some people are physiologically more susceptible to this phenomenon than others."


Could also explain why the girl said that "it was over in a few minutes" - the guy had a panic attack, that maybe the wifey will suddenly open the door and use a scissors to cut off something. :rolleyes:

Wonder how many of those who posted above me have actual medical knowledge? :*:
 
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"the female lawyer from Mr Low's firm" is apparently the magic cure for this horny dick.

Here are some suggestions for YOUR horny dick:

Playboy, Penthouse, xHamster, etc.

Hope you last till the end of the videos of more than half an hour duration. Otherwise, you don't have hyperventilation as an excuse. Your excuse can only be "cum too quick" syndrome or to put it in layman's terms - no stamina, boliao, etc.
 
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