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PEASANTPORE: Stupid Donkey Arses' (SDA) candidate for Punggol East, Pork Seller Desmond Lim, wants to be a poster baboon for opposition unity, if he is erected as a Peasants' Representative.
Pork Seller Lim on Wednesday disagreed with Labour's Angry Teochew Low TK's point that opportunists like Stupid Donkey Arses are fishing for free lunch by tapping on Labours' coat tails. Angry Teochew Low TK is wary of donkeys like Pork Seller Desmond Lim who does nothing except split opposition votes.
At Labour by-Erection rally on Tuesday night, Angry Teochew Low had said the opposition is a complex camp with different traitors quiting their parties and joining others in a complex spider web of mass orgy that only KTV gals can understand properly.
Pork Seller Lim told reporters after his walkabout on Wednesday morning that the SDA is an example of how opposition unity can be achieved using mass orgy concepts.
The alliance comprises the Peasantpore Injustice Party and the Peasantpore Mat's National Organisation. Both acheived enlightenment after performing 69 rounds of arse poking besides drawing inspiration from the Neh's Kama Sutra.
However, Pork Seller Lim acknowledged that it will be difficult - at this point - to achieve unity because there are Labour prefers the Doggy Position but the other parties are unwilling to be thrusted doggie style.
In addition, he said there need to be some common ground and compromises among the opposition parties because each party has their own favourite sex techniques through they official acknowledge the Kama Sutra as the official Sex Orgy Field Manual.
Pork Seller Lim cited the invitation by the Sabo Jeya to speak and show off his pork seller slangs in its rally on Thursday. It is a sly example of how opposition parties can wayang together to frustrate the regime.
Pork Seller Lim said: "KNNCCB, my hokkien polluted England language, cannot make it lah., no way I go stage and malu myself? Sabo Jeya thinks it will be as easy as 7th Month auctioning?".
"However, because my own erection is softening and I'm running cash and cum.... my main priority now is to focus on the erection hardening campaign and help Ruler Loong split the opposition votes. As cheap courtesy, I have replied to Sabo Jeya's email and said that I wished him all the best since we know we are losing our deposits but winning Ruler Loong's thrust, er I mean 'trust'.
"Although we are erection competitors, we are actually closet cheongster buddies. Sabo Jeya and myself will be collecting our cash rewards from Ruler Loong after splitting the opposition votes. We will be probably visiting our whores at Las Vegas KTV Lounge and make merry till early morning!"
PEASANTPORE: Stupid Donkey Arses' (SDA) candidate for Punggol East, Pork Seller Desmond Lim, wants to be a poster baboon for opposition unity, if he is erected as a Peasants' Representative.
Pork Seller Lim on Wednesday disagreed with Labour's Angry Teochew Low TK's point that opportunists like Stupid Donkey Arses are fishing for free lunch by tapping on Labours' coat tails. Angry Teochew Low TK is wary of donkeys like Pork Seller Desmond Lim who does nothing except split opposition votes.
At Labour by-Erection rally on Tuesday night, Angry Teochew Low had said the opposition is a complex camp with different traitors quiting their parties and joining others in a complex spider web of mass orgy that only KTV gals can understand properly.
Pork Seller Lim told reporters after his walkabout on Wednesday morning that the SDA is an example of how opposition unity can be achieved using mass orgy concepts.
The alliance comprises the Peasantpore Injustice Party and the Peasantpore Mat's National Organisation. Both acheived enlightenment after performing 69 rounds of arse poking besides drawing inspiration from the Neh's Kama Sutra.
However, Pork Seller Lim acknowledged that it will be difficult - at this point - to achieve unity because there are Labour prefers the Doggy Position but the other parties are unwilling to be thrusted doggie style.
In addition, he said there need to be some common ground and compromises among the opposition parties because each party has their own favourite sex techniques through they official acknowledge the Kama Sutra as the official Sex Orgy Field Manual.
Pork Seller Lim cited the invitation by the Sabo Jeya to speak and show off his pork seller slangs in its rally on Thursday. It is a sly example of how opposition parties can wayang together to frustrate the regime.
Pork Seller Lim said: "KNNCCB, my hokkien polluted England language, cannot make it lah., no way I go stage and malu myself? Sabo Jeya thinks it will be as easy as 7th Month auctioning?".
"However, because my own erection is softening and I'm running cash and cum.... my main priority now is to focus on the erection hardening campaign and help Ruler Loong split the opposition votes. As cheap courtesy, I have replied to Sabo Jeya's email and said that I wished him all the best since we know we are losing our deposits but winning Ruler Loong's thrust, er I mean 'trust'.
"Although we are erection competitors, we are actually closet cheongster buddies. Sabo Jeya and myself will be collecting our cash rewards from Ruler Loong after splitting the opposition votes. We will be probably visiting our whores at Las Vegas KTV Lounge and make merry till early morning!"
