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PEASANTPORE: Pasir Ris-Punggol Group Representation Fiefdom (GRC) will see a three-cornered fight in this Procedural General Erection. Lackeys from the Party Against Peasants (PAP), the Peasants' Democratic Arses (SDA) and the Peasants' Voice were confirmed on Nomination Day.
The Peasants Voice team for the five-member GRC comprises losers Gilbert Goh, 58, part-time economics lecturer Mohamed Nassir Ismail, 63, personal driver Jireh Lim, 61, business financial manager Prabu Ramachandran and preschool educator Vigneswari Ramachandran.
“Peasants' Voice is a new political party. We’re stupid, irresponsible or troublemaker party here to help redefine stupidity and to provide comic relief,” said Mr Lim, at the close of nominations at the St Anthony’s Canossian Primary School nomination centre.
“We are here to insult Duke Teo, we include a personal driver to show the Duke how much we despise him. The Punggol peasants will never take a chance on us, we are looking to lose our deposits,” Tean added.
“This Wuhan Virus is god send, our indolent local stupid peasants will surely vote for PAP! Ruler Loong is looking at 78%”,quipped Duke Teo.
When asked by reporters about the three-cornered fight, Duke Teo said that personally he is insulted that by the quality of the opposition. “This Porky Lim is a failed comedian but this Tean idiot really knows how to insult me by sending a personal driver to contest here?! What the hell?”
Duke Teo added that if his team “don't get 75% or better, then it is a loss for him!“
As in 2015, the SDA will be fielding its only team there this year.
Porky Lim managed to convinced five idiots to be gluttons for punishment. They are Harminder Pal Singh, 48, secretary general Abu Mohamed, 69, and new candidates Kelvin Ong and Kuswadi Atnawi. Mr Ong, 34, is a facilities management manager while Mr Kuswadi, 57, is an electrical engineer.
“Ruler Loong feared the By-Erection Effect to damage his numbers, so we are here to help PAP cook some drama and also insult Duke Teo as he is facing the worst lot among the opposition,” said Porky Lim in Chinese.
PEASANTPORE: Pasir Ris-Punggol Group Representation Fiefdom (GRC) will see a three-cornered fight in this Procedural General Erection. Lackeys from the Party Against Peasants (PAP), the Peasants' Democratic Arses (SDA) and the Peasants' Voice were confirmed on Nomination Day.
The Peasants Voice team for the five-member GRC comprises losers Gilbert Goh, 58, part-time economics lecturer Mohamed Nassir Ismail, 63, personal driver Jireh Lim, 61, business financial manager Prabu Ramachandran and preschool educator Vigneswari Ramachandran.
“Peasants' Voice is a new political party. We’re stupid, irresponsible or troublemaker party here to help redefine stupidity and to provide comic relief,” said Mr Lim, at the close of nominations at the St Anthony’s Canossian Primary School nomination centre.
“We are here to insult Duke Teo, we include a personal driver to show the Duke how much we despise him. The Punggol peasants will never take a chance on us, we are looking to lose our deposits,” Tean added.
“This Wuhan Virus is god send, our indolent local stupid peasants will surely vote for PAP! Ruler Loong is looking at 78%”,quipped Duke Teo.
When asked by reporters about the three-cornered fight, Duke Teo said that personally he is insulted that by the quality of the opposition. “This Porky Lim is a failed comedian but this Tean idiot really knows how to insult me by sending a personal driver to contest here?! What the hell?”
Duke Teo added that if his team “don't get 75% or better, then it is a loss for him!“
As in 2015, the SDA will be fielding its only team there this year.
Porky Lim managed to convinced five idiots to be gluttons for punishment. They are Harminder Pal Singh, 48, secretary general Abu Mohamed, 69, and new candidates Kelvin Ong and Kuswadi Atnawi. Mr Ong, 34, is a facilities management manager while Mr Kuswadi, 57, is an electrical engineer.
“Ruler Loong feared the By-Erection Effect to damage his numbers, so we are here to help PAP cook some drama and also insult Duke Teo as he is facing the worst lot among the opposition,” said Porky Lim in Chinese.
