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PEASANTPORES: Blunders cannot be helped during the series of harebrained moves to are necessary to stem the spread of Wuhan Plague, so claimed Deputy Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee on Tuesday (Apr 14).
In the meantime, the regime should quietly learn from Taiwan, Korea and Sweden to see why they managed to flatten the curve with cheaper but more effective politicians, he said in a Facebook post on Uncle Sam's International Bullying Fund’s (IMF) latest Sex Economy Outlook report.
The inept IMF, in its report, said the global sex economy is expected to contract by 3 per cent this year – a downturn much worse than during the global financial crisis in 2008 and 2009 – thanks to Panda Xi's Wuhan Virus.
“Effective sex policies are essential to favour the Doggie to forestall the possibility of worse outcomes of the missionary,” it added.
$wee $wee said that even a Mission School Boy aka Idiot must agree with Uncle Sam's IMF's sex assessment.
“I know some Jane Austen rebels "buay song", why our scholar civil serpents and Minions lost to, of all people, Hokkien speaking Taiwan. Add salt to injury, Korea better than us, even Nordic Sweden .... arse luck.
Even the brash and crass Cantonese Hongkies not as good as them, let alone the Japs.
This Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, whole day yak yak and never remind us that her foreign serfs are packed like sardines in dorms and before Masagos could even fine them, game over yoh?”
Recalling his time as the managing director of the Monetary Authority of Peasantpore (MAS) during the 2008-2009 global financial crisis, $wee $wee said that the upcoming challenges will require "careful management".
“It was an extremely easy for me but difficult time for my staff — I just talk, they do all the work and I take all the credit,” he wrote.
The cash strapped regime plans to draw a total of 21 billion peanuts from past reserves to fund the Sex and Temptation Budgets.
Prata-Nasi Halimah Yakult has given in-principle approval since Ho Jinx is unable to cough out money for the supplementary budget.
Peasantpore is also busy mending fences with countries which it offended in the past to secure her food supply and other services amid the disruption, said $wee $wee.
“Other than speak eloquently in three dialects, I really have no idea what to do except take orders from Hegemon Uncle Sam and hopefully copy a few tricks from the Nihons ,” he wrote.
“As the Uncle Sam's IMF emphasises, they are not scientists or doctors, so they also don't know what to do other than use this to bash Panda Xi and bring all the factories back home, so our "Prosper Vive China Strategy" kaput liao — so any scholars got any bright ideas now?
“We will continue to fine stupid local peasants who disobey Ruler Loong's edict,” he said.
PEASANTPORES: Blunders cannot be helped during the series of harebrained moves to are necessary to stem the spread of Wuhan Plague, so claimed Deputy Prime Minion Heng $wee $wee on Tuesday (Apr 14).
In the meantime, the regime should quietly learn from Taiwan, Korea and Sweden to see why they managed to flatten the curve with cheaper but more effective politicians, he said in a Facebook post on Uncle Sam's International Bullying Fund’s (IMF) latest Sex Economy Outlook report.
The inept IMF, in its report, said the global sex economy is expected to contract by 3 per cent this year – a downturn much worse than during the global financial crisis in 2008 and 2009 – thanks to Panda Xi's Wuhan Virus.
“Effective sex policies are essential to favour the Doggie to forestall the possibility of worse outcomes of the missionary,” it added.
$wee $wee said that even a Mission School Boy aka Idiot must agree with Uncle Sam's IMF's sex assessment.
“I know some Jane Austen rebels "buay song", why our scholar civil serpents and Minions lost to, of all people, Hokkien speaking Taiwan. Add salt to injury, Korea better than us, even Nordic Sweden .... arse luck.
Even the brash and crass Cantonese Hongkies not as good as them, let alone the Japs.
This Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, whole day yak yak and never remind us that her foreign serfs are packed like sardines in dorms and before Masagos could even fine them, game over yoh?”
Recalling his time as the managing director of the Monetary Authority of Peasantpore (MAS) during the 2008-2009 global financial crisis, $wee $wee said that the upcoming challenges will require "careful management".
“It was an extremely easy for me but difficult time for my staff — I just talk, they do all the work and I take all the credit,” he wrote.
The cash strapped regime plans to draw a total of 21 billion peanuts from past reserves to fund the Sex and Temptation Budgets.
Prata-Nasi Halimah Yakult has given in-principle approval since Ho Jinx is unable to cough out money for the supplementary budget.
Peasantpore is also busy mending fences with countries which it offended in the past to secure her food supply and other services amid the disruption, said $wee $wee.
“Other than speak eloquently in three dialects, I really have no idea what to do except take orders from Hegemon Uncle Sam and hopefully copy a few tricks from the Nihons ,” he wrote.
“As the Uncle Sam's IMF emphasises, they are not scientists or doctors, so they also don't know what to do other than use this to bash Panda Xi and bring all the factories back home, so our "Prosper Vive China Strategy" kaput liao — so any scholars got any bright ideas now?
“We will continue to fine stupid local peasants who disobey Ruler Loong's edict,” he said.
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