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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine


Alfrescian (Inf)
New drug

drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. So it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

This means that by 2020 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

numero uno

Shithole Scrabble, Again
Pete Kreiner
Donald Trump hosted Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari at the White House on Monday.
Trump's alleged disparaging remarks in January about African countries did not come up in talks between the two, with Buhari sidestepping a reporter's question about Trump's alleged use of the term "shitholes" to describe certain developing nations, including Nigeria itself.

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trump is correct. All african countries are shit holes. despite all their rich natural resources, not a single african country despite 60 years of independence and freedom have actually progressed. all became shitholes from infighting civil wars, corruption and idiocy ala idi amin, uganda, chad, nigeria, angola, tunisia, etc


Alfrescian (Inf)
For matured people only

Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?*
A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.

Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

Q : *Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?*
A : Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed..

Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!

Q : *What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute's House Say?*
A : Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.

Q : *What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?*
A : Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.

Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?*
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

Q : *Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?*
A : Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash

Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?*
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion

Q : *Why Do Men Wear Underwear?*
A : As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time

Q : *Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?*
A : They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?

Q : *Why Do Women Wear Panty?*
A : Because State Law Says All Man-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.


Alfrescian (Inf)
With all Malaysians screwing *Tony Fernandez* for openly supporting BN, His Korean wife has told him to start investing in a new airline in Korea called Air Seoul ( pronounced *Asshole*) to fit his new found personality tag line.


Najib's wife to Najib: I asked you to call an electrician, you called an election.

Now, we have no power