All drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. So it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.
This means that by 2020 there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Shithole Scrabble, Again Pete Kreiner
Donald Trump hosted Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari at the White House on Monday.
Trump's alleged disparaging remarks in January about African countries did not come up in talks between the two, with Buhari sidestepping a reporter's question about Trump's alleged use of the term "shitholes" to describe certain developing nations, including Nigeria itself.
trump is correct. All african countries are shit holes. despite all their rich natural resources, not a single african country despite 60 years of independence and freedom have actually progressed. all became shitholes from infighting civil wars, corruption and idiocy ala idi amin, uganda, chad, nigeria, angola, tunisia, etc
With all Malaysians screwing *Tony Fernandez* for openly supporting BN, His Korean wife has told him to start investing in a new airline in Korea called Air Seoul ( pronounced *Asshole*) to fit his new found personality tag line.
Najib's wife to Najib: I asked you to call an electrician, you called an election.