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yinyang

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Royal dig?

Prince Harry had his Bachelor Party last night in London and here is his "Quote of the Day" from that memorable event:

"It's really weird stuffing money into a stripper's G string when every bill
has a photo of your grandmother printed on it."
 

yinyang

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_*Tale of Najib and the many Singhs*..._


— Amar Singh raided his house & is going after him

— Harpal Singh has visited Najib will be defending him

- Judge is Datuk Harmendar Singh

- Prosecutor is Amarjit Singh of AG chambers

- Get ready for Narinder Singh the Director of Prisons

Post mortem - Datuk Dr Bhupinder Singh in Forensics

Najib will kena kau kau from the Singh

Now his fate & backside is in the hands of the Singhs...
 

Wayne Piew

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_*Tale of Najib and the many Singhs*..._


— Amar Singh raided his house & is going after him

— Harpal Singh has visited Najib will be defending him

- Judge is Datuk Harmendar Singh

- Prosecutor is Amarjit Singh of AG chambers

- Get ready for Narinder Singh the Director of Prisons

Post mortem - Datuk Dr Bhupinder Singh in Forensics

Najib will kena kau kau from the Singh

Now his fate & backside is in the hands of the Singhs...
Singh is King!!

singh.jpg
 

yinyang

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Not about Mahathir

I don't want a new PM from the current party.
In fact, I don't want the current ruling party to be in power again.
Because while they are in power

1. They increased water bill, and they tax on top on water tax
2. They increased electricity bill
3. They increased medical fees
4. They increased transport fares
5. They increased school fees
6. They increased town council fees
7. They increase petrol prices
8. They increased CPF minimum sum
9. They increased flat prices
10. They increased gas prices.
11.they also sued people who voice out.
12.They also going to have a new law under the 'fake news' pretence to stop people from speaking up
13. They start imposing all sort of requirements for blue collars.
Eg: O level English and maths to be a plumber. This was on the Chinese news paper.
14. They suspend your working license if you don't pay medisave even though you have reach the required amount imposed by the ruling party.
15. They keep prolonging your CPF withdrawal age.
16. They implement an amount on the CPF amount you are allow to use when you are sick. When you have money in your CPF, yet you still got to fork out cash.
17. They are increasing GSTs as we speak, even though many are jobless and can't make ends meet.
18. Most of them, or infact, all of them, live in ivory tower.
Not knowing what the people are going through everyday.
19. With people jobless, many turned to PHV but the ruling party are not allowing the drivers to deduct their operating cost off tax. All of them had to pay tax for Erps, which is another tax upon tax.
20. They told our children going to school is not important anymore. because a degree cannot guarantee you a job. Because it was cheaper to import degrees from god knows where.

I really don't want the ruling party to be in power anymore.
Or any of their 4 G whatever they call it.

They don't and they refused to comprehend the people's problems.
They said a lot, but a lot was not done.

I don't want to end up collecting cardboards when I am 70, If I live that long ...
Because we will never stop paying, they will always have new things to make us pay.

I don't want my children becoming a third class citizen when the government encourage the children to stop studying while they import cheap degrees.

I really don't want the new 4G as my PM
I really don't want the current ruling party to be my government any more.

IFYOU AGREE WITH ME,
PLEASE “KEE CHIU” !‍♀

Aunty Debbie
 

yinyang

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Career?

A father told his 2 sons & 1 daughter when he sent them to the university:

*I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.*

And so it happened. His sons became a army general , a TelCo CEO and daughter as doctor , each very successful financially.*

When their father's time had come and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, it was the daughter doctor who put 20 X $50 notes on the chest of the deceased.

Then, came the CEO son who also put $1,000 there.

Finally, it was the heartbroken army general turn.

He dipped into his pocket, *took out his cheque book, wrote a cheque for $3,000, put it under his father's body, took the $2,000 cash* and closed the
coffin's lid.......

*He is now a politician earning $2.2 mil annually.
 
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