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_*This joke apparently won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain*_

_*Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.*_

_*When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."*_

_*Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."*_

_*The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.*_

_*Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.*_

_*One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.*_

_*When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."*_

_*Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"*_

_*He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is...*_

_*I have quit drinking"!!!*_

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Kim's denuclearisation? Pigs can fly :wink:
 

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CIRCUMCISION DISQUALIFIES A WOULD-BE POLITICIAN!

A man walks into the Election office in Leeds/Cape Town and says to the Receptionist: "I would like to put my name forward for the forthcoming elections to be an independent candidate".

Receptionist: "Certainly sir, no problem. Please fill in this Form".

He was filling the Form until he came to the question: ''Are you circumcised?"

So he asked the Receptionist: "Is that question necessary?"

Receptionist:
"If you are circumcised you are not eligible".

He asked what difference it would make if he was circumcised?

Receptionist: "To become a genuine politician, you have to be a complete prick".
 

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Shithole Scrabble, Again
Pete Kreiner
Donald Trump hosted Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari at the White House on Monday.
Trump's alleged disparaging remarks in January about African countries did not come up in talks between the two, with Buhari sidestepping a reporter's question about Trump's alleged use of the term "shitholes" to describe certain developing nations, including Nigeria itself.

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Story of A Seng

Aseng, walked into Restaurant and shouted his order, ”Gimme ox tail soup special and then give everybody wagyu beef steak, because when I eat, I want everyone to eat too!”

The waiter processed his request and gave him his meal and everyone else their meals.

When they finished enjoying their meals he shouted another order, ”Serve me a drink of gin and tonic and give everybody else a bottle of Macallan whisky because when I drink, I want everybody to drink too!”

Everyone was happy and started singing his praises, saying Aseng is “The Man”.

When Aseng finished his drink he shouted again: “Gimme my bill and give everybody else their own bill, because when I pay, I want everybody to pay too."

Aseng's funeral is tomorrow at 10:00am
 

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Doggie or Dog style?

An 80 yr old man marries a 25 year old young woman.

He seeks Doctor's advice on the best way to deal with it.

*Oldman*: "Doc, I am 80 and am going to be sexually active again. What's the best way to have safe sex without getting heart attack...??"

*Doc*: "At your age , I highly recommend you to use 'The Dog Style'..."

*Oldman*: "Doc, are you serious?? My back is weak.. How can you advice me to do Doggie Style?"

*Doc*: "I said Dog Style..not Doggie style. Dog style - *just sniff the pussy*.."
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