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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

yinyang

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PICK ME !!!
Deb Milbrath
hey… if an inexperienced son-in-law can be hired to find Middle East peace, and a daughter charged with championing women can be complicit in her dad's abuses against them ….. this is not so far fetched !!!!

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McDonald's Does International Women's Day
Pete Kreiner
McDonald's have done their bit for International Women's Day today, flipping the famous golden arches over to form "W" motifs in recognition of women, but in the process inadvertently creating giant pairs of sagging breasts instead.

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yinyang

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Italian auction -only 44 secs!

You don't have to understand Italian to follow the auctioneer:

A Chinese Ming Vase is up for auction. The bidding opens at a half-million Euros.

Bidding is brisk and each bidder is clearly identified as each raises the bid by 100,000 Euros.

Within seconds, the bid stalls at One million Euros, and the gasp from the crowd identifies the excitement that prevails in the room. The successful bidder is the last one who bid one million, and the auctioneer counts down the bid, "Going once, going twice, and sold to the gentleman sitting in front of me for one million Euros."

Now, you are going to have to see the video for yourself.

The auctioneer is exuberant. The pace is fast. This is how an auction should be run.

Please note the excitement on the auctioneer's face after the final bid.


 
Hung now works as a motivational speaker, using his fame to help others.

"I tell them that you can't be afraid of people telling you no, no rejection," Hung told ABC15. "Because that's the hardest thing, you can't be afraid of being ashamed or being wrong, because nobody's going to be perfect."

Hung said he hopes to go back to "American Idol" someday.

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Morning after?:cool:

A husband wakes up with a hangover. He opens his eyes n sees aspirins and water.

He sits down & sees his clothes all clean & pressed....

He takes the aspirin & finds a note "Honey, breakfast is on table, I left to buy groceries. Love you"

Totally shocked,

He goes to the kitchen for breakfast. There he finds his son & asks him "What happened last night ?".

Son says: "Well Dad u came home. @ 3am, drunk & delirious, broke all crockery, puked in the hall & made a total mess....

Confused he asks, "then why is everything in order?"

Son says, "Oh! Mom dragged u to the room tried to take ur clothes off & you said *"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE, I'M MARRIED!"*
*I cant cheat my wife....*

*MORAL:*

Self induced hangover - Rs.4000/_
Broken Crockery - Rs.10000/_
But....
Saying the right things when drunk........

*PRICELESS !!*

 
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