I Cut! I Cut!

[Windsor]

bro..you should see how i fuck that buzzlightyear mummy ..lagi funny ..

I was reading and skipping those he posted as I am sick and tired of his idiotic rantings. All I did was just give infractions. Best I could do. He is Tonychat?

 

[middaydog]

bro..you should see how i fuck that buzzlightyear mummy ..lagi funny ..

fuck _ then feel funny ?

I think you should consult urologist

 

[drifter]

I was reading and skipping those he posted as I am sick and tired of his idiotic rantings. All I did was just give infractions. Best I could do. He is Tonychat?

yes ..caught him red-handed last night trying to switch between nicks ...lol

 

[Windsor]

yes ..caught him red-handed last night trying to switch between nicks ...lol

Haha...I was reading it and it dawned on me that no noob will join a forum to put up nasty postings for fun. I am not surprised too as I noted the fact that one logout and the other logged in. Then we had Tonychat supporting what his clone wrote immediately without spending some time to post in other threads but jumped in straight away, it became very obvious. I think he is silly and stupid not to know that he should use 2 PCs to be able to be online at the same time. Maybe he is too poor to own 2 PCS?

 

[drifter]

Haha...I was reading it and it dawned on me that no noob will join a forum to put up nasty postings for fun. I am not surprised too as I noted the fact that one logout and the other logged in. Then we had Tonychat supporting what his clone wrote immediately without spending some time to post in other threads but jumped in straight away, it became very obvious. I think he is silly and stupid not to know that he should use 2 PCs to be able to be online at the same time. Maybe he is too poor to own 2 PCS?

hahahaha.bro you also can join the CSI team in sammyboy ...you are good bro , the reason why this buzzlightyear wants to be my toy because i posted what tonychat PM to me in public ..he lan lan liao , so he created a new clone ...

nowaday its very common to have 2 PCS at home even 3 ..but too bad hes fucking poor ...

 

[Windsor]

hahahaha.bro you also can join the CSI team in sammyboy ...you are good bro , the reason why this buzzlightyear wants to be my toy because i posted what tonychat PM to me in public ..he lan lan liao , so he created a new clone ...

nowaday its very common to have 2 PCS at home even 3 ..but too bad hes fucking poor ...

Haha...I did not know who it was initially. Btw...what is CSI?

 

[drifter]

some american detective drama which some brothers here are talking about ..or was it CIS ? im not very sure cause i dont watch drama .

 

[Windsor]

some american detective drama which some brothers here are talking about ..or was it CIS ? im not very sure cause i dont watch drama .

Ahh Crime Scene Investigation I think. My wife buys the DVD as she likes the show. For me documentaries and comedies are my cup of tea.

 

[drifter]

Ahh Crime Scene Investigation I think. My wife buys the DVD as she likes the show. For me documentaries and comedies are my cup of tea.

oh yes bro ...man usually likes documentaries ..

 

[QXD]

I almost died laughing when I read "it's swollen"!

Wahahahahahahaha!!!!

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

Wind bro,

Nice one there!

But like some bros here who have already pointed out, I also thought boh lee yew leh coz I never started any new 'I Chop' thread leh!

 

[Windsor]

Glad you guys had a good laugh:

Here is another

1. Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples... POINTLESS !

2. A Fact: F**K a woman and she Loves you... Love a woman and she F**KS you.


3. MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks . . . "If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. " Only few

students like me who wrote: 'Pulse' passed

4. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to: 'Hang Till Death !'

5. Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up:

6. Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence... A Pregnant Prostitute

7. If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, then.. Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!:

8. If your Boss says: 'Nothing is Impossible', ask him to wear condom after sex ....

 

[Windsor]

F**king Bankers

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller, "I want to open a f***in' checking account."

The astonished woman replies, I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a f***in' checking account now!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."

The teller leaves the window and goes over
to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.

The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that foul language and that guy really needs some telling-
off.

They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no f***in problem," the man says.

I've just won $200 million bucks in the damn f***in lottery and I want to put my f***in money in this f***in bank."

"Oh...I see," says the manager,
"and is this f***in bitch giving you a hard time sir ???"

 

[FuzzyDude]

Re: F**king Bankers

Dude... Your jokes are f***in killing me! Keep them coming..

 

[Forvendet]

Wind bro,

Nice one there!

But like some bros here who have already pointed out, I also thought boh lee yew leh coz I never started any new 'I Chop' thread leh!

The thread title is "cut," not "chop." Bro Max doesn't cut it, just chop it.

Anyway, thanks Bro Wind and others for the hilarious contributions.

 

[Windsor]

The thread title is "cut," not "chop." Bro Max doesn't cut it, just chop it.

Anyway, thanks Bro Wind and others for the hilarious contributions.

Thanks Bro...sure I will be adding more a few at a time

This one is dedicated to my good bro Drifter. Hope he does not meet that cute little girl in his shop

An adorable little girl, all blonde curls and blue eyes walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp:

“Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbiths?”

The shopkeeper’s heart melts and he gets down on his knees, so that he’s on her level, and asks:

“Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?”

She, blushing, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, “I don’t fink my python weally gif a phuck.”

Cheers

 

[scroobal]

Bro, keeping it coming. I nearly died laughing over the swollen dick. The blonde girl was super. During GE Equalisation was superb with his light hearted entries, baba melayu comments and now this.

 

[Windsor]

Smelly Pussy

Bro, keeping it coming. I nearly died laughing over the swollen dick. The blonde girl was super. During GE Equalisation was superb with his light hearted entries, baba melayu comments and now this.

Thanks Bro...glad you like them too

Once an old widow decided to take a bus tour around the country, something she never did in her entire life. Afraid to

leave her very old cat behind, she decided to bring it along with her as she love it very much.

On the second day of the tour the cat died in it's sleep but she could not bear to leave it behind thinking to bury it

after the trip.

A few days passed but the smell of the dead cat was getting stronger and the bus driver checked and discovered she had a

dead cat with her.

Begging the driver to allow her to keep the cat til they arrived home, the bus driver took pity on her but told her

should the smell be too overpowering, she has no choice but to take the cat out, to which she agreed.

Soon after, the overpowering smell was just too much to bear, and the bus driver stopped alongside the road and said.

"Will the lady with the smelly pussy please get off the bus?"

Immediately the old lady together with 2 other women left the bus.

 

[mollusk]

Re: Smelly Pussy

Thanks Bro...glad you like them too

Once an old widow decided to take a bus tour around the country, something she never did in her entire life. Afraid to

leave her very old cat behind, she decided to bring it along with her as she love it very much.

On the second day of the tour the cat died in it's sleep but she could not bear to leave it behind thinking to bury it

after the trip.

A few days passed but the smell of the dead cat was getting stronger and the bus driver checked and discovered she had a

dead cat with her.

Begging the driver to allow her to keep the cat til they arrived home, the bus driver took pity on her but told her

should the smell be too overpowering, she has no choice but to take the cat out, to which she agreed.

Soon after, the overpowering smell was just too much to bear, and the bus driver stopped alongside the road and said.

"Will the lady with the smelly pussy please get off the bus?"

Immediately the old lady together with 2 other women left the bus.

hahaha..nabei..hahaha..

 

[Windsor]

An Honest Mistake

Some men are pretty dumb

Here is why:

"An Honest Mistake"

A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private

area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. The

husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."