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    Joke - LKY went to heaven

    My LKY joke.... Did the heaven cry? Now I think I know why it rained that day. LKY went to heaven shortly after his funeral. At the pearly gate, he was surprised that his long time adversary, JBJ, was there to receive him. JBJ: Welcome to Heaven! We have been waiting for your...
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    The lighter side of life..

    A Polish man moved to Australia and married an Australian girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the...
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    I Cut! I Cut!

    A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered...
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    Racist/Professionalcist Jokes

    Q: What do you call a [insert favourite race or occupation] buried up to the neck with sand? A: Not enough sand Q: Why is it wrong to drive a van off a cliff with four [insert favourite race or occupation] in it? A: Because you can at least stuff three more in the van. Q: You are trapped...
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