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[empathizerofeatshitndie]

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Mother farking bastard wong want my uncle balls to shrink to 2 tiny dot.

 

[jw5]

"When you eat, eat. When you shit, shit."

 

[zhihau]

“Wow! This is like being teenager again.”

 

[sweetiepie]

hanor, the speed of your unker's thought process from his loins to the big head will be uncluttered and unclustered, dependant on the testos-terok tadpoles within his testicles. so the precise choice and phrase to the kopitiam beer aunty should be "ai-sio-kan mai" - short, sharp. succinct and to the point!

 

[sweetiepie]

James Bond will never say "I wear an Omega watch". It's Omega who splashes on advertisements to tell others that "James Bond wears an Omega".

 

[zhihau]

“Covid situation has not changed in SG.

Because. We still have the same MTF idiots.”

 

[sweetiepie]

Nothing is mild to a 103 year old. Even shitting is a major event.

 

[zhihau]

“ I can't walk up to any girl I like in the street, MRT, market or anywhere and say: " Hi! I have a big cock, you want to be my girlfriend?" ”

 

[bonds]

KNN

@eatshitndie


""can shit, dont wait""

 

[zhihau]

“the best part is, many times after you speak with them and they tell you they are not interested in your ideas, a few months later, the govt announces something that was exactly your idea.

to the younger ones here - Never give them ideas, they will steal it and claim credit. Many old birds have been caught out and fooled”

 

[jw5]

"When times are hard, you are obliged to make dicks hard."

 

[SBFNews]

Pui!

Pui Pui Pui!!!!

 

[ginfreely]

You Cantonese scammer are telling lies again. You deliberately don’t quote my reply to Leongsam but quoted another of my post. Pui!

 

[laksaboy]

You Cantonese scammer are telling lies again. You deliberately don’t quote my reply to Leongsam but quoted another of my post. Pui!

Happy Valentine's Day to you. May you be blessed in all things you do.

 

[ginfreely]

Happy Valentine's Day to you. May you be blessed in all things you do.

Thank you for your well wishes. 元宵节快乐！

 

[FUNCHOI]

@jw5


"He is a genius pretending to be a moron pretending to be a genius."

 

[FUNCHOI]

@jw5



"Not easy to find papaya milk in the supermarket."

 

[zhihau]

“because if you look deep inside the virus with an electron microscope you’ll find “made in china” label.”

 

[jw5]

子若有才無需留財；
子若無才何必留財？

 

[zhihau]

“Hmmmm that's true. Another pap fuck-up, in a string of pap fuck-ups.”