Since Uncle Botak Middaydog (now posting as looneytan) said that we have to start one thread per day otherwise our membership will be revoked, here is my thread for the day. Post the most classic forum replies you have received here. Let us guess the moniker who posted it and award points to the first correct answer or the most classic (or fucked up) replies. Points will be given to the first forummer who guesses the moniker who posted this reply. Bonus points for his real name. Below is the classic forum reply: "Sshhhh, be quiet".