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[jw5]

"When staying at home, you are supposed to fuck not fight!"

 

[SBFNews]

Always remember this very important point:

If you stock less food, you can stock less toilet paper.

 

[SBFNews]

Leongsam's remedy is the best. Just go along with your life and assume that you won't get it. If you get it, assume you won't die from it. If you die, you don't need to assume anymore.

 

[jw5]

"肺炎疫情真可恶
染上呼吸很辛苦
害得我们关在屋
商店小贩没客户
出门口罩不可无
排队隔离不可误
被抓罚款你会哭
有人怕输抢食物
则纸还能当宝物
住家不像变仓库
有人窗前跳起舞
有人在家做公务
赌注太大不敢赌
淋北困家很痛苦
戏剧一部又一部
古龙的白玉老虎
倪匡的人在江湖
金庸的四大名捕
还有韩剧百多部
看闷假装去跑步
求求政府人力部
可不可以再宣布
放宽隔离开店铺
肺炎疫情这病毒
几时才能被消除"

 

[empathizerofeatshitndie]

sammyboy.com/posts/3114871

We are much better off being a territory of Japan or Taiwan. It is much better than CCP China.

It would be fun to be able to fly to Taiwan without a passport.

I agree with the above two posts!

 

[zhihau]

“Four legs good, two legs bad. But three legs can be very profitable and rewarding in sinkieland.”

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"Don't marry. Either fuck and throw away, or pay to make them go away."

 

[jw5]

" A double edge sword is still a sword. Engarde! "

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"Sinkies very cheebye, want to fuck but scared pain."

 

[empathizerofeatshitndie]

sammyboy.com/posts/3163376

By her outburst and show of displeasure, she wants to assure one and all that she is a pap cocksucker, oops sorry, supporter.

Better to be a PAP cocksucker than an oppie cocksucker. The oppie cock can never stand. They always lose. Who the fuck in their right minds will support or join oppies?

 

[sweetiepie]

At least give people the choice not to wear mask when walking on foot path with nobody around right? Wearing face mask and walk long distance on foot path with no people around is so stupid. I can’t breathe and sweat a lot. It’s a torture to go out

You go out for fuck?
Go little India let ppl fuck your cheebye?
You should cover up your toilet bowl when you are out. I can smell your cheebye even when I wear N100.

 

[sweetiepie]

I read somewhere that face mask worked to prevent infection by an infected hairstylist cutting hair on customers wearing masks too. Masks work for crowded places but what is stupid is to make it mandatory at foot path or open space with few or no people around

in sg the density of people is high. thus anytime someone can be around your corner or behind you in seconds. there won’t be enough time to put on your mask in 6.9 seconds or less. by the time you put it on someone would already have farted behind or in front of you. moreover, a loud wolf whistle would project aerosolized saliva 6.9 feet into your beautiful face. firecrackers too. they can suddenly discharge out of nowhere.

 

[jw5]

"The banned user can simply register a new account and continue betting his kkj again."

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

"The banned user can simply register a new account and continue betting his kkj again."

Who bet KKJ????

Only I can bet KKJ and retain it.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

" My disgraced husband committed S509 and was sentenced to 19-weeks for taking upskirt - all while behind my back. "

 

[GoldenDragon]

To all members and readers:

Be wary of Fake Immigrants, Fake Canadians, Fake Doctors and Incorrigible Liars.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

To all members and readers:

Be wary of Fake Immigrants, Fake Canadians, Fake Doctors and Incorrigible Liars.

Duly noted.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

" Don't know whether to pity his hubby for marrying a public toilet or pity him for his stupidity. Rule of the universe. Never ever marry a whore. "

 

[jw5]

"A relationship can only thrive when the three views are compatible:

World view: 世界观
Money view: 金钱观
Sex view: 性爱观 "

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

" Balls are tucked between your legs and have a negligible influence on your running form or your center of gravity. "