Caption Your Pics.

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Lampard: "I am rushing off to buy bak kwa. But let me just put this ball in the net first, otherwise boss said I did not do any work."

 

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Rooney: "Yeessss! Wife managed to buy Lim Chee Guan bak kwa after queueing for 5 hours."

 

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Gerard: "The FA is giving me THIS to mark my 100 caps for Ingerland? How about giving me a packet of Lim Chee Guan bak kwa instead?"

 

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Scolari: "Kena sai! Queued for 5 hours and when I got to the head of the queue, they told me the Lim Chee Guan bak kwa is sold out."

 

[oldnews]

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Lampard : Hooray someone upzed me 10 points this morning.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Abramovich: "Benitez? You can see that I am looking very pleased and thrilled with his performance so far."

 

[lushbush]

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Scolari : Nabei, guai lan si boh? Ai tio hoot ah?

 

[oldnews]

GK : Asshole, ask you to buy the D24 durian you go and buy the 3 for $10 ones. Ptuiii !!!

 

[Baimi]

I have warned you, no sit-in protest during game,
not happy, you can complain to the FA.

 

[Baimi]

OK, since i have bought you, i want you to take over some of the
responsiblities from Suarez, including diving.

 

[Baimi]

Oei, I am not joking, I lost my diamond ring,
Look, it is still missing from my finger.

 

[Baimi]

Hey, I am just hocking, and Kyle Walker just happened to be in my way.

(Goran Popov received red card for spitting at Kyle Walker)

 

[Baimi]

Gerrard: Dzeko, want to sell your boot or not, I have already give you the best offer.
Dzeko: Eh, Balotelli give me a better offer leh.

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Gerard: "Hey ref! Dzeko is stepping on my pet cockroach!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Kompany: "Aiyoh! You give me only such a small piece of bak kwa!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Kompany: "You think your Wudan Ironhead headbutt is damn power issit? Here, try my Shaolin Cockroach Foot stamp."<o:p></o:p>

 

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Fourth official: "Goody, I love charades! Lemme see...first word...you are wearing blue...Lan! Second word...your hand looks like a bird....Cheow! Lan cheow!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Remy: "Ho ho ho! Stop tickling me. Ha ha ha! Foul, ref!"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Mancini: "Where is Mario Balotelli?...I sold him?....No, I did not...It's in the papers?....KNN, how come the manager is always the last to know?"

 

[LITTLEREDDOT]

Diarra: "First West Ham lied to me. Now the PAP lie to me."

(Alou Diarra has claimed he was "conned" into signing for West Ham.)