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Can Shao Lin monk beat UFC MMA fighters in a real fight?

Ramseth

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One thing i understand is that countries around the region such as laos, burma, cambodia all have similar martial styels to muay thai and they are named muay laos, muay cambodia muay burma etc. Are they as good as muay thai? I understand that muay thai obviously is the most famous style of them all. Is there a reason why it's more famous than say muay laos? Simply cos more ppl visit thailand?

Because they all consistently lost to Thais in tournaments.
 

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He asked me to cut my ponytail and I said no way. Deal's off. Don't know what the silly senile old man has against ponytail. Anyway, I'm qualified bodyguard. I've even escorted Israeli ambassador before.

lky actually asked you to be his bodyguard?


The hole's getting bigger and bigger. I think it could even fit the atlantic ocean in it. Keep up with it and soon even the pacific will go in.
 

chupacabra

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Re: MMA Will Definitely LOSE !

Fights is still about the speed and how hard one can punch and also how well a fighter can take a hard punch.A person could be the best martial artist in the world but if he cant take a punch also no use. For an example, a women with all the black belts would probably be knock out in a bar brawl with a bum . Just a single hard punch to the face would be sufficient. I also think that the structure of ones skull plays a big part.
 
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eatshitndie

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I doubt these fake Shaolin monks can win in any of those real UFC MMA fights.............look at those 6 feet 6 inches tall black fighters.....who says size does not count.
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Just put the monk and see how they receive a full blown punch on their face.....all those chi flies away. Those Chinese san ta (free fight) fighters win the Thai bxoing is because they do NOT allow the Thais to use their elbow..... In the MMA anything goes expect the eyes.

mma cage fights have rules too. it's not anything goes. for example, no hair pulling, no kicking of groin, no biting. and no vertical elbow to the head.
 

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Because they all consistently lost to Thais in tournaments.

Muay thai is one of the best technique but fail in the wrestling and hold/lock maneuvers. The only way a thai would win is to hit hard and stay on their feet. But if the muay thai exponent is knock down to the floor or is caught in a hold/lock than it comes down to pure strength.
 
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Ramseth

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lky actually asked you to be his bodyguard?

The hole's getting bigger and bigger. I think it could even fit the atlantic ocean in it. Keep up with it and soon even the pacific will go in.

I'm not kidding. But I wasn't interested. It's called SB, Special Branch, bodyguards for ministers and especially PM, SM and MM. LKY detail mostly manned by Gurkhas but there're a few selected local Chinese now and then among them. Sounds glamorous to outsiders but not a good job. Avoid at all costs. :biggrin:
 

eatshitndie

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Re: MMA Will Definitely LOSE !

Fights is still about the speed and how hard one can punch and also how well a fighter can take a hard punch.A person could be the best martial artist in the world but if he cant take a punch also no use. For an example, a women with all the black belts would probably be knock out in a bar brawl with a bum . Just a single hard punch to the face would be sufficient. I also think that the structure of ones skull plays a big part.

punch to face will not guarantee a knock out. punch to side of face below ear will give you a knock out. or hook to chin. punch to temple may cause prolonged coma or kill.
 

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Re: MMA Will Definitely LOSE !

Why does Kuan Yew need bodyguards? He's respected all over the world and by Sinkies, young and old. Who would wanna hurt the founding father of Singapore?
 

Cruxx

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Muay thai is one of the best technique but fail in the wrestling and hold/lock maneuvers. The only way a thai would win is to hit hard and stay on their feet. But if the muay thai exponent is knock down to the floor or is caught in a hold/lock than it comes down to pure strength.

But is it as lethal as clinton666's jiu jitsu?
 

Cruxx

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This video just reminds me of clinton666 :biggrin:

[video=youtube;QiLXx-0W8Q4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiLXx-0W8Q4&feature=related[/video]
 

einsteinsmith

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What kind of stupid question is this? The Shao Lin monk can't even get his dick up after depriving his body of protein for so many years. It is a well known fact that nothing Chinese (Chinese language/culture/martial arts/products/political system/housing/pension/education system, ad infinitum) ever works. Everything associated with Chinese is useless and the Chinese are only good at being coolies, and even that is only because they are useless.
 

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Re: MMA Will Definitely LOSE !

Why does Kuan Yew need bodyguards? He's respected all over the world and by Sinkies, young and old. Who would wanna hurt the founding father of Singapore?

Other ministers have two SB bodyguards each. LKY has eight the last I heard.
 
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hairylee

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Re: MMA Will Definitely LOSE !

There is a guy in Oxley Rise who practiced a fine martial art form called "Cul-de-Sac"; he will beat the crap out of everyone.
 

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vamjok said:
no traditional art can match up MMA. proven and tested so many times

Someone did an analysis and concluded that boxing is the most effective fighting art. It is the most direct both in attack and defense. Problem is cannot use legs.
 

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<iframe width="480" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/m1K6NZNVuHc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
 

Ramseth

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Re: MMA Will Definitely LOSE !

The best fighters are the Brazilian not the angmoh

The best unarmed combat fighters in the world are Chinese. Where else can you find 60kg lightweights not bothered about someone 80 or 100kg and simply bash him up? Westerners have this notion of matching weightage and fight someone your own size. Real Chinese fighters don't care if you're tall like a giraffe or weigh as heavy as an elephant. Bash you flat on the ground and talk later, can measure your height and weight later.
 
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