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how to make friend with girl I see at mrt everyday?

laksaboy

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if you are not teeko then why are you thinking of saying hi? you think she is a good person to discuss different modes of radioactive decay is it?

get over it. the reason for every guy to talk to a girl is because HE IS TEEKO. :geek:

What if the female approaches the guy and flirts, makes sexual jokes etc? Her CB is itchy?
 

nightsafari

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What if the female approaches the guy and flirts, makes sexual jokes etc? Her CB is itchy?

teeko + itchy = babies.

that's the general idea rite? :whistling:

acutally you just gave me another idea :

teeko + not itchy = rape

not teeko + itchy = slut

please feel free to correct any errors you see. :roflmao:
 

eatshitndie

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yesterday met a sweet young ang moh lady at the dog park. i was there alone with bullydog hoping he would shit. then she strolled up with her 6.9-month old female puppy named poppy. bullydog went after poppy immediately and i had to restrain him. she appreciated it and we chat up cheerfully. 6.9 minutes quickly turned into 69 minutes and our dogs had not shit yet. must be the standoff between bullydog and poppy, and they couldn’t relax. so i told her i would get out of dog enclosure to let poppy sniff around so she would poo. hated to leave but had to do it out of consideration for her and poppy. she was thankful but looked disappointed. told her i would be back every afternoon same time with bullydog. let’s see if she would show up again. to me, dog shitting regularly is more important than getting into her pants. the latter can wait. but shit must flow.
 

glockman

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teeko + itchy = babies.

that's the general idea rite? :whistling:

acutally you just gave me another idea :

teeko + not itchy = rape

not teeko + itchy = slut

please feel free to correct any errors you see. :roflmao:
You hit the nail right on the head. Bravo! :thumbsup:

I am pondering this : not teeko + not itchy = ?
 

glockman

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yesterday met a sweet young ang moh lady at the dog park. i was there alone with bullydog hoping he would shit. then she strolled up with her 6.9-month old female puppy named poppy. bullydog went after poppy immediately and i had to restrain him. she appreciated it and we chat up cheerfully. 6.9 minutes quickly turned into 69 minutes and our dogs had not shit yet. must be the standoff between bullydog and poppy, and they couldn’t relax. so i told her i would get out of dog enclosure to let poppy sniff around so she would poo. hated to leave but had to do it out of consideration for her and poppy. she was thankful but looked disappointed. told her i would be back every afternoon same time with bullydog. let’s see if she would show up again. to me, dog shitting regularly is more important than getting into her pants. the latter can wait. but shit must flow.
Now you can truly appreciate why they say dogs are a man's best friend. Our dogs will help us get pussies. Ok that's a bit crude. Let me dial back a little on the teeko-ness. When I had dogs back then and when walking them, girls almost always will go oooooh so cute. Then we start a conversation. Girls with dogs lagi best. We could end up talking about our pets for ages, like what happened to you. I have come to conclude the piss and giggle routine is not only healthy for us, good for our dogs, but a great way to widen our social circle. I really need to get a new dog. A pedigree not a mongrel. With a mongrel, no one will talk to you.
 

eatshitndie

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Now you can truly appreciate why they say dogs are a man's best friend. Our dogs will help us get pussies. Ok that's a bit crude. Let me dial back a little on the teeko-ness. When I had dogs back then and when walking them, girls almost always will go oooooh so cute. Then we start a conversation. Girls with dogs lagi best. We could end up talking about our pets for ages, like what happened to you. I have come to conclude the piss and giggle routine is not only healthy for us, good for our dogs, but a great way to widen our social circle. I really need to get a new dog. A pedigree not a mongrel. With a mongrel, no one will talk to you.
cute dogs are pussy magnets more than 69% of the time.
 

Semaj2357

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yesterday met a sweet young ang moh lady at the dog park. i was there alone with bullydog hoping he would shit. then she strolled up with her 6.9-month old female puppy named poppy. bullydog went after poppy immediately and i had to restrain him. she appreciated it and we chat up cheerfully. 6.9 minutes quickly turned into 69 minutes and our dogs had not shit yet. must be the standoff between bullydog and poppy, and they couldn’t relax. so i told her i would get out of dog enclosure to let poppy sniff around so she would poo. hated to leave but had to do it out of consideration for her and poppy. she was thankful but looked disappointed. told her i would be back every afternoon same time with bullydog. let’s see if she would show up again. to me, dog shitting regularly is more important than getting into her pants. the latter can wait. but shit must flow.
spoken like a true but selfish dog-lover - it's always easier to clean cum than shit, on the couch! :whistling:
 

Leongsam

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yesterday met a sweet young ang moh lady at the dog park. i was there alone with bullydog hoping he would shit. then she strolled up with her 6.9-month old female puppy named poppy. bullydog went after poppy immediately and i had to restrain him. she appreciated it and we chat up cheerfully. 6.9 minutes quickly turned into 69 minutes and our dogs had not shit yet. must be the standoff between bullydog and poppy, and they couldn’t relax. so i told her i would get out of dog enclosure to let poppy sniff around so she would poo. hated to leave but had to do it out of consideration for her and poppy. she was thankful but looked disappointed. told her i would be back every afternoon same time with bullydog. let’s see if she would show up again. to me, dog shitting regularly is more important than getting into her pants. the latter can wait. but shit must flow.

MEN WITH DOGS ARE SEEN AS SEXIER AND MORE TRUSTWORTHY, NEW STUDY CONFIRMS
As if you didn't already know.
ZEYNEP YENISEYMAY 2, 2017
dog.jpg


(Photo: Getty)
Countless studies and surveys have confirmed deep-rooted suspicions that dog lovers are awesome and happy, while cat people are sad and single.
Seriously — a recent survey by Facebook revealed the truth of the matter and found that dog people are excited, proud, blessed, and fabulous, whereas cat people are sad and emotional, love anime, and have no chill. And I’m not making this up.
giphy-7.gif


No chill whatsoever.
Moreover, another study also found that dog people are much sexier than cat people, probably because cat people are so problematic, as aforementioned. Also probably because cats are losers and they suck.
But guess what else? According to an amazing new survey, it was discovered that men who have dogs are seen as much, much hotter than men who don't have dogs. So yeah, if you currently don’t have a dog, you should probably get one.




The study, which was conducted by Petsies, showed 1,000 participants pictures of people holding various dogs and cats, in order to find out whether or not different pets made people look more attractive. And let me tell you, the results are staggering.
First and foremost, the survey found that men who were holding puppies were rated as nearly 24 percent sexier relative to every other man, as well as 14 percent more trustworthy, and 13 percent more attractive. I think this strongly suggests that puppies might be the secret to success in the dating world.
tumblr_mz1od4nxhb1qm8tebo3_500.gif


So sexy, so trustworthy.
However, let me clarify something: these stats are for men with puppies. Cute little baby puppies are what make you look sexy and trustworthy — but grown ass dogs are good for boosting your sexiness factor too, but not nearly as much as puppies. Let’s face it, puppies are simply magnificent. So small, so sweet, so soft.

giphy-5.gif


Awww.
The survey found that men who were holding small and medium-sized dogs were seen as 3.4 percent sexier by women, and men with large dogs were only 2 percent sexier. But get this – men with large dogs were perceived as 12 percent more trustworthy, compared to 8.5 percent with a small dog, and 6 percent with a medium dog.
So, if you’re hanging out with a massive Rottweiler or a Doberman or something, it’d only you look a tiny bit sexier, but a lot more trustworthy. On the other hand, if you’re hanging out with a sweet little puppy, you’ll look significantly sexier than you normally would, and you’ll seem like a super trustworthy dude.
That said, you should totally get a big dog as a puppy, and reap the benefits of both scenarios.
tumblr_nqs6jexjl01rrdv99o1_500.gif


I trust him so much.
And now, let’s address cat owners. Regarding female cat owners, the survey found that women who were pictured holding cats were seen as less sexy than those who had no pets, and they were also perceived as less intelligent than everyone else. Since we’ve already established that cats suck, this is not surprising.
giphy-8.gif


AAH.
Interestingly enough, women who had cats were also seen as scarier than everyone else, probably because of the “crazy cat lady” stereotype. And again, due to the sheer, brute, unquestionable fact that cats are dreadful creatures, this makes a lot of sense. No offense to anyone who likes cats.
And if you, as a dude, were to have a cat, women might perceive you as very, very mildly more attractive and sexy, at 3 percent and 5 percent, respectively. But nonetheless, dogs are better than cats, so your best bet is to leave the cats for all the cat ladies out there, and just get a dog.
giphy-4.gif


TAGSDOGSMAXIM MANATTRACTIVENESSSTUDIESCATSSURVEYS
BY
ZEYNEP YENISEY
 

glockman

Old Fart
Asset
MEN WITH DOGS ARE SEEN AS SEXIER AND MORE TRUSTWORTHY, NEW STUDY CONFIRMS
As if you didn't already know.
ZEYNEP YENISEYMAY 2, 2017
dog.jpg


(Photo: Getty)
Countless studies and surveys have confirmed deep-rooted suspicions that dog lovers are awesome and happy, while cat people are sad and single.
Seriously — a recent survey by Facebook revealed the truth of the matter and found that dog people are excited, proud, blessed, and fabulous, whereas cat people are sad and emotional, love anime, and have no chill. And I’m not making this up.
giphy-7.gif


No chill whatsoever.
Moreover, another study also found that dog people are much sexier than cat people, probably because cat people are so problematic, as aforementioned. Also probably because cats are losers and they suck.
But guess what else? According to an amazing new survey, it was discovered that men who have dogs are seen as much, much hotter than men who don't have dogs. So yeah, if you currently don’t have a dog, you should probably get one.




The study, which was conducted by Petsies, showed 1,000 participants pictures of people holding various dogs and cats, in order to find out whether or not different pets made people look more attractive. And let me tell you, the results are staggering.
First and foremost, the survey found that men who were holding puppies were rated as nearly 24 percent sexier relative to every other man, as well as 14 percent more trustworthy, and 13 percent more attractive. I think this strongly suggests that puppies might be the secret to success in the dating world.
tumblr_mz1od4nxhb1qm8tebo3_500.gif


So sexy, so trustworthy.
However, let me clarify something: these stats are for men with puppies. Cute little baby puppies are what make you look sexy and trustworthy — but grown ass dogs are good for boosting your sexiness factor too, but not nearly as much as puppies. Let’s face it, puppies are simply magnificent. So small, so sweet, so soft.

giphy-5.gif


Awww.
The survey found that men who were holding small and medium-sized dogs were seen as 3.4 percent sexier by women, and men with large dogs were only 2 percent sexier. But get this – men with large dogs were perceived as 12 percent more trustworthy, compared to 8.5 percent with a small dog, and 6 percent with a medium dog.
So, if you’re hanging out with a massive Rottweiler or a Doberman or something, it’d only you look a tiny bit sexier, but a lot more trustworthy. On the other hand, if you’re hanging out with a sweet little puppy, you’ll look significantly sexier than you normally would, and you’ll seem like a super trustworthy dude.
That said, you should totally get a big dog as a puppy, and reap the benefits of both scenarios.
tumblr_nqs6jexjl01rrdv99o1_500.gif


I trust him so much.
And now, let’s address cat owners. Regarding female cat owners, the survey found that women who were pictured holding cats were seen as less sexy than those who had no pets, and they were also perceived as less intelligent than everyone else. Since we’ve already established that cats suck, this is not surprising.
giphy-8.gif


AAH.
Interestingly enough, women who had cats were also seen as scarier than everyone else, probably because of the “crazy cat lady” stereotype. And again, due to the sheer, brute, unquestionable fact that cats are dreadful creatures, this makes a lot of sense. No offense to anyone who likes cats.
And if you, as a dude, were to have a cat, women might perceive you as very, very mildly more attractive and sexy, at 3 percent and 5 percent, respectively. But nonetheless, dogs are better than cats, so your best bet is to leave the cats for all the cat ladies out there, and just get a dog.
giphy-4.gif


TAGSDOGSMAXIM MANATTRACTIVENESSSTUDIESCATSSURVEYS
BY
ZEYNEP YENISEY
I need to get myself one. Do you have one?
 

sweetiepie

Alfrescian
Loyal
Now you can truly appreciate why they say dogs are a man's best friend. Our dogs will help us get pussies. Ok that's a bit crude. Let me dial back a little on the teeko-ness. When I had dogs back then and when walking them, girls almost always will go oooooh so cute. Then we start a conversation. Girls with dogs lagi best. We could end up talking about our pets for ages, like what happened to you. I have come to conclude the piss and giggle routine is not only healthy for us, good for our dogs, but a great way to widen our social circle. I really need to get a new dog. A pedigree not a mongrel. With a mongrel, no one will talk to you.
KNN having cute babies on hand is also a tool KNN like last time my uncle carried me everywhere can strike conversations from teens to milf KNN
 
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