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施氏食獅

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石室詩士施氏
嗜獅 誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時 適十獅適市。
是時 適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅 恃矢勢
使是十獅勢世。
氏拾是十獅屍 適石室。
石室濕 氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭 氏始試食是十獅屍。
食時 始識是十獅屍
實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。
My translation:

Mr Shi Eats Lions

In a stone den was a poet named Shi
Who loved to eat lions, and had resolved to eat ten.
He often went to the market to look for lions.
At exactly ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that moment, Shi had just arrived at the market too.
Seeing those lions, he shot them with his arrows,
Causing those ten lions to die.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp, so he had his servant clean it.
The stone den now clean, he tried to eat those ten lion corpses.
When he ate, he realized those ten lion corpses
Were in fact ten stone lions.
Try to make sense of this.
Transliteration into pinyin:

Shí shì shīshì Shī Shì
Shì shī shì shí shí shī
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī
Shí shí shì shí shī shì shì
Shì shí shì Shī Shì shì shì
Shì shì shì shí shī shì shǐ shì
Shǐ shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī shì shí shì.
Shí shì shī shì shǐ shì shì shí shì.
Shí shì shì shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī shī.
Shí shí shǐ shí shì shí shī shī
Shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.
 
It reflects back on the people who uses the language. All talk nonsense.
 
This is more painful than Ah Tsang’s canto lingo...
 
事实十石狮死尸是实狮死
十狮死是石氏撕死
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just add a T to all of those Shi.

Shít shìt shītshìt Shīt Shìt
Shìt shīt shìt shít shít shīt
Shìt shítshít shìt shìt shìt shīt
Shít shít shìt shít shīt shìt shìt
Shìt shít shìt Shīt Shìt shìt shìt
Shìt shìt shìt shít shīt shìt shǐt shìt
Shǐt shìt shít shīt shìt shìt.
Shìt shít shìt shít shīt shīt shìt shít shìt.
Shít shìt shīt shìt shǐt shìt shìt shít shìt.
Shít shìt shìt shìt shǐt shìt shít shìt shít shīt shīt.
Shít shít shǐt shít shìt shít shīt shīt
Shít shít shít shīt shīt.
Shìt shìt shìt shìt.

93 shit words.

Won't sound any different. Try it.

This proves the danger of stupid Hanyu Pinyin. I am sure @LaoTze would agree.
 


施氏食獅

無名


石室詩士施氏
嗜獅 誓食十獅。
氏時時適市視獅。
十時 適十獅適市。
是時 適施氏適市。
氏視是十獅 恃矢勢
使是十獅勢世。
氏拾是十獅屍 適石室。
石室濕 氏使侍拭石室。
石室拭 氏始試食是十獅屍。
食時 始識是十獅屍
實十石獅屍。
試釋是事。
My translation:

Mr Shi Eats Lions

In a stone den was a poet named Shi
Who loved to eat lions, and had resolved to eat ten.
He often went to the market to look for lions.
At exactly ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.
At that moment, Shi had just arrived at the market too.
Seeing those lions, he shot them with his arrows,
Causing those ten lions to die.
He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.
The stone den was damp, so he had his servant clean it.
The stone den now clean, he tried to eat those ten lion corpses.
When he ate, he realized those ten lion corpses
Were in fact ten stone lions.
Try to make sense of this.
Transliteration into pinyin:

Shí shì shīshì Shī Shì
Shì shī shì shí shí shī
Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī
Shí shí shì shí shī shì shì
Shì shí shì Shī Shì shì shì
Shì shì shì shí shī shì shǐ shì
Shǐ shì shí shī shì shì.
Shì shí shì shí shī shī shì shí shì.
Shí shì shī shì shǐ shì shì shí shì.
Shí shì shì shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī shī.
Shí shí shǐ shí shì shí shī shī
Shí shí shí shī shī.
Shì shì shì shì.

OMG it's a masterpiece! Perfect in everyway. I shall memorise it. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
just add a T to all of those Shi.

Shít shìt shītshìt Shīt Shìt
Shìt shīt shìt shít shít shīt
Shìt shítshít shìt shìt shìt shīt
Shít shít shìt shít shīt shìt shìt
Shìt shít shìt Shīt Shìt shìt shìt
Shìt shìt shìt shít shīt shìt shǐt shìt
Shǐt shìt shít shīt shìt shìt.
Shìt shít shìt shít shīt shīt shìt shít shìt.
Shít shìt shīt shìt shǐt shìt shìt shít shìt.
Shít shìt shìt shìt shǐt shìt shít shìt shít shīt shīt.
Shít shít shǐt shít shìt shít shīt shīt
Shít shít shít shīt shīt.
Shìt shìt shìt shìt.

93 shit words.

Won't sound any different. Try it.

This proves the danger of stupid Hanyu Pinyin. I am sure @LaoTze would agree.



This proves the danger of stupid Hanyu Pinyin. I am sure @LaoTze would agree.

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It reflects back on the people who uses the language. All talk nonsense.
Fond of chinese beauties must also fond of chinese language! If not ask your fellow bros stop lusting our chinese chio bu and backstab on the chinese guys!
 
Chinese language is easy at the basic lvl but once goes to a intermediate lvl and is gonna be very tough!
 
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Pity the Urghur Muslims. Millions of them. Forced to abandon their culture, belief, language and forced to speak fucktard Mandain! :poop:
 
I remember i watch one amdk who know chinese language post food vid at xingjiang eating uyghur food and hell lot of them know how to speak chinese! It is quite surprise that someone said they are being force to speak chinese! In today's world, most businessman want to know chinese as it can bring more revenues!

Even my msian rich ah neh friend sending his sons to learn chinese!
 
Pity the Urghur Muslims. Millions of them. Forced to abandon their culture, belief, language and forced to speak fucktard Mandain! :poop:
But they get to go out with chinese girls as a bonus
 
I remember i watch one amdk who know chinese language post food vid at xingjiang eating uyghur food and hell lot of them know how to speak chinese! It is quite surprise that someone said they are being force to speak chinese! In today's world, most businessman want to know chinese as it can bring more revenues!

Even my msian rich ah neh friend sending his sons to learn chinese!
That son did not learn chinese for busness. Its for pleasure.
 
But they get to go out with chinese girls as a bonus
U are wrong! All chinese gals will avoid uyghur at any cost! The smart uyghur will know how to speak chinese as they need to do business! Go ask your ah bang to watch those travelers who travel to xingjiang eat uyghur food and hell lot of them know how to speak chinese!
 
That son did not learn chinese for busness. Its for pleasure.
Well! Ah neh learn chinese as they fond of chinese beauties! One of my ah neh friend told me b4 tat how he wish he know chinese language as he is fucking fond of chinese chio bu! I got another childhood ah neh friend say if he married a chinese gal, he hope his kids look like chinese and not ah neh!
 
Well! Ah neh learn chinese as they fond of chinese beauties! One of my ah neh friend told me b4 tat how he wish he know chinese language as he is fucking fond of chinese chio bu! I got another childhood ah neh friend say if he married a chinese gal, he hope his kids look like chinese and not ah neh!
I don't think these Indians ever eat Chinese food before. They may think twice about having chio bu if they had.
 
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