Q: What should a Sinkie do when an ang moh is beating you up?
A: Mr Sinkie should remove his trousers, underwear and bend over, showing his buttocks to the Ang Mo.
Possible outcomes:
1) The Ang Mo might run away in disgust/fright.
2) The (homosexual) Ang Mo might fuck Mr Sinkie in the ass. Once sexually satiated, he will leave Mr Sinkie alone.
3) The Ang Mo will become enraged and beat up Mr Sinkie some more. No difference from original scenario.
Think I'm joking? The police won't help you. The laws won't help you. The onlookers will most probably ignore you. You can't outrun, outwit, outfight or outtalk an Ang Mo. With my method, you at least have a two-in-three chance of stopping the beating.
Bend over for your new colonial masters, my fellow Sinkies! You have come a long way since the island's independence. Remember: you own a pink NRIC, therefore YOU are always in the wrong.