What can one do in a crowded MRT train when a standing passenger with backside facing you farts at your face?

[bigcockman]

It happens to me this morning. Sitting down peacefully surfing the net.

The train was crowded but I managed to get a seat. A few stations later, an aunty probably in her 50s was standing right in front of me, back and backside facing me. She let off a stinky loud fart.

I nearly fainted and needed CPR!

 

[bigcockman]

At that very moment, I had wish Mr @Cottonmouth was in the train to flog her, everywhere and anywhere. I swear!

 

[sweetiepie]

an aunty probably in her 50s was standing right in front of me, back and backside facing me. She let off a stinky loud fart.

Nabeh does the aunty has bow leg fat finger ?

 

[bigcockman]

Nabeh does the aunty has bow leg fat finger ?

I have no idea. I tried not to breathe, close my eyes, then 2 stops later, I quickly alighted as I had reached the station for my office.

 

[bigcockman]

Nabeh does the aunty has bow leg fat finger ?

I should have worn the government issued N95 mask instead of the cheap surgical/medical mask

 

[bigcockman]

Nabeh does the aunty has bow leg fat finger ?

How I wish there is no law on assaulting commuters who fart in crowded train.

I would have given her a kungfu kick in her fat studded ass and see her crashing out of the MRT window. Her lard laced body would be splattered all over on the tunnel wall. Then she fell back on the track and the next passing MRT would grind her into minced human pork.

 

[sweetiepie]

How I wish there is no law on assaulting commuters who fart in crowded train.

I would have given her a kungfu kick in her fat studded ass and see her crashing out of the MRT window. Her lard laced body would be splattered all over on the tunnel wall. Then she fell back on the track and the next passing MRT would grind her into minced human pork.

No law on certain things? Wah if like that my uncle prefer no law on assaulting aunty trouble maker cum whore I.e 1 fucking punch

 

[zhihau]

I only let it rip when I’m alone in the elevator, then I grin at the poor folks walking in after I exited

 

[Cottonmouth]

STAB HER CB!!!

 

[50000]

she saw your BC and marked you like a cougar

 

[plzhelpme]

I only let it rip when I’m alone in the elevator, then I grin at the poor folks walking in after I exited

KNN




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[bigcockman]

I only let it rip when I’m alone in the elevator, then I grin at the poor folks walking in after I exited

Disgusting moderator.

 

[zhihau]

Disgusting moderator.

I fell victim once, myself, on my own fart.

 

[SBFNews]

It happens to me this morning. Sitting down peacefully surfing the net.

The train was crowded but I managed to get a seat. A few stations later, an aunty probably in her 50s was standing right in front of me, back and backside facing me. She let off a stinky loud fart.

I nearly fainted and needed CPR!

Why you never whistle at her?

 

[Papsmearer]

It happens to me this morning. Sitting down peacefully surfing the net.

The train was crowded but I managed to get a seat. A few stations later, an aunty probably in her 50s was standing right in front of me, back and backside facing me. She let off a stinky loud fart.

I nearly fainted and needed CPR!

I never experienced this. I have my own car and drive it, its been years since i took MRT

 

[LordElrond]

It happens to me this morning. Sitting down peacefully surfing the net.

The train was crowded but I managed to get a seat. A few stations later, an aunty probably in her 50s was standing right in front of me, back and backside facing me. She let off a stinky loud fart.

I nearly fainted and needed CPR!

She could be your long lost twin sister… full of shit like you

 

[Balls2U]

It happens to me this morning. Sitting down peacefully surfing the net.

The train was crowded but I managed to get a seat. A few stations later, an aunty probably in her 50s was standing right in front of me, back and backside facing me. She let off a stinky loud fart.

I nearly fainted and needed CPR!

Is that bitch a MILF? If so, you can take a deep breath and savour the sweet aroma.

 

[batman1]

BigCockman is one lucky chap. HUAT !