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PEASANTPORE: Rubber Stamp Halimah has exhorted local stupid peasants to unite behind the newly Erected Regime and give it their full support to see the inept regime fumble though the Wuhan Plague crisis.
Speaking at the kowtow ceremony of new Minions at the Istana on Monday (Jul 27), the well paid Rubber Stamp said she was heartened she still have a fat cat stipend in the middle of the plague.
“I was originally a lowly cheap lawyer, but Ruler Loong see me up and elevate me to be Imperial Court Speaker where I always ignore opposition peasants' representatives. Now I am the Rubber Stamp. Every year, I earn 3 million peanuts doing PR work and not make myself a fool in front of Ang Moh visitors . Beats relaxing in one corner. No wonder Prata Nathan so happy whenever I see him many full moons ago. In return, I ask local stupid peasants to reject Jane Austen ideas and pledge loyalty to the House of Lee, despite knowing it was Suzhou Loser Jos Teo who cock up more than anyone,” she said.
Peasantpore is now the Asean Wuhan Virus Plague with more than 50,000 cases, namely foreign serfs who are marooned in cheap filthy dorms.
“The regime organised a Plague General Erection to maximise fear, uncertainity and doubt but was rebuffed by Jane Austen rebels. Now that the Erection is over, we must focus on raising taxes and cutting the pay for local stupid peasants, this method always works!,” she said.
The Plague, which has sent the Bangla foreign serfs to nice holidays in their filthy, overcrowded dorms, resulted in a lock down for the Peasantpore economy. "Thanks to Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, this plague of a generation has set Peasantpore back for many full moons", Mdm Halimah said.
“I may be light weight up in the head but now I am not sure if we are doing the right thing to protect the interests of well connected dorm owners,” she said.
Halimah had rubber stamped the regime’s request to draw more than S$50 billion from Peasantpore’s past reserves to cushion the impact of the outbreak on jobs and the economy.
“Ruler Loong says sign here, I sign here, very simple. That is why I am the Rubber Stamp and not Tan Cheng Block through they have to apply Quantum Mechanics to turn me from a Neh to a Mat like Transformers! More than meets the eye. After one term, I am up 15 million peanuts, which job pay so well has so little challenge, no competition from foreign serfs and absolutely no risk of retrenchment, I ask you?,” she said.
Ruler Loong said on Saturday that the new Imperial Cabinet may seek to petition him to adopt Monarchy, with Duke of Punggol, Teo CH seeking advice from the Siamese.
"Churchill said Democracy is the worst, you see the Panda Commies, they are still doing well with Autocracy, Siam is limping along with King Rama X, so getting Duke Teo to consider all options is a prudent move.", quipped Ruler Loong as the Rubber Stamp gestured him to declare "必令" as his reign title.
PEASANTPORE: Rubber Stamp Halimah has exhorted local stupid peasants to unite behind the newly Erected Regime and give it their full support to see the inept regime fumble though the Wuhan Plague crisis.
Speaking at the kowtow ceremony of new Minions at the Istana on Monday (Jul 27), the well paid Rubber Stamp said she was heartened she still have a fat cat stipend in the middle of the plague.
“I was originally a lowly cheap lawyer, but Ruler Loong see me up and elevate me to be Imperial Court Speaker where I always ignore opposition peasants' representatives. Now I am the Rubber Stamp. Every year, I earn 3 million peanuts doing PR work and not make myself a fool in front of Ang Moh visitors . Beats relaxing in one corner. No wonder Prata Nathan so happy whenever I see him many full moons ago. In return, I ask local stupid peasants to reject Jane Austen ideas and pledge loyalty to the House of Lee, despite knowing it was Suzhou Loser Jos Teo who cock up more than anyone,” she said.
Peasantpore is now the Asean Wuhan Virus Plague with more than 50,000 cases, namely foreign serfs who are marooned in cheap filthy dorms.
“The regime organised a Plague General Erection to maximise fear, uncertainity and doubt but was rebuffed by Jane Austen rebels. Now that the Erection is over, we must focus on raising taxes and cutting the pay for local stupid peasants, this method always works!,” she said.
The Plague, which has sent the Bangla foreign serfs to nice holidays in their filthy, overcrowded dorms, resulted in a lock down for the Peasantpore economy. "Thanks to Suzhou Loser Jos Teo, this plague of a generation has set Peasantpore back for many full moons", Mdm Halimah said.
“I may be light weight up in the head but now I am not sure if we are doing the right thing to protect the interests of well connected dorm owners,” she said.
Halimah had rubber stamped the regime’s request to draw more than S$50 billion from Peasantpore’s past reserves to cushion the impact of the outbreak on jobs and the economy.
“Ruler Loong says sign here, I sign here, very simple. That is why I am the Rubber Stamp and not Tan Cheng Block through they have to apply Quantum Mechanics to turn me from a Neh to a Mat like Transformers! More than meets the eye. After one term, I am up 15 million peanuts, which job pay so well has so little challenge, no competition from foreign serfs and absolutely no risk of retrenchment, I ask you?,” she said.
Ruler Loong said on Saturday that the new Imperial Cabinet may seek to petition him to adopt Monarchy, with Duke of Punggol, Teo CH seeking advice from the Siamese.
"Churchill said Democracy is the worst, you see the Panda Commies, they are still doing well with Autocracy, Siam is limping along with King Rama X, so getting Duke Teo to consider all options is a prudent move.", quipped Ruler Loong as the Rubber Stamp gestured him to declare "必令" as his reign title.
