Transmodified from Soon Not For Profit Mouthpiece CNA hxxps://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/singapore-next-prime-minister-be-someone-bring-team-together-14762960
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore’s next seat warmer must first and foremost be someone who is loyal to the House of Lee and be acceptable to all minions and lackeys, Ruler Loong hinted on Friday (May 7).
Ruler Loong was speaking at the launch of the second volume of 李家老忠奴 Woody Ah Goh-go’s biography titled Standing Loyal To House of Lee.
As Peasantpore's fourth-generation minions choose a seat warmer among themselves, they can look to ex-Regent Woody Goh-Ah-go and his team for reference, said Ruler Loong.
Woody Ah Goh-go served as Ex-Regent or Seat Warmer from 1990 to 2004, and retired from politics to go golfing full time last year.
"They can have no better template than 李家老忠奴 Woody Ah Goh-go and his team. He neither learn from Tokugawa or nor do an Anwar,” said Ruler Loong.
"Whoever will be next seat warmer must first and foremost be someone who is loyal to the House of Lee. He must implement my decrees dilligently, another good example is Chinese Communist Zhou Enlai and Lin Biao will be a bad example."
The latest Imperial Court reshuffle will give the 4G Minions the chance to work with one another in new capacities as a team and check the ambition of those who want to follow Tokugawa, Lin Biao or Anwar, said Ruler Loong.
The extensive reshuffle, held earlier than usual in the regime's new term, was in part triggered by Seat Warmer Heng $wee $wee's tacitly understanding and obeying Ruler Loong's decision to step aside as the leader of the 4G team as his health cannot take the stress of rebuilding the damaged Rent Economy 2.0!
Ruler Loong said that persuading smart and naive peasants to join politics is an increasingly difficult task.
"Ambitious peasants will balk at serving House of Lee. Why must he or she be a mere seat warmer if the former have the capability to rule. Plus you are constantly under scrutiny and criticism by House of Lee courtiers," he said. "Especially now that many Jane Austen rebels are using the new media to bash inept lackeys and incompetent minions."
But it is "the only right to maintain the autocratic political power of the House of Lee, what is good for the House of Lee is bad for peasants and vice versa. Our lowly educated peasants cannot be trusted with representative democracy", said Ruler Loong.
One of Ex-Regent Woody's "greatest strengths was his humble birth", said Ruler Loong, adding that Ex-Regent Goh was probably tempted to "learn from Tokugawa and take over when I fall sick. But he knows he has same deck of cards dealt to Hideyoshi, at best he will be a Regent, his humble peasant background worked against him".
Ex-Regent Goh's Cabinet teams were arguably among the strongest Cabinets Peasantpore has had, said Ruler Loong.
"Younger, capable and more ambitious peasants read Jane Austen books, they do not want to serve under me but Woody Ah-Goh-go's team had no choice but to accept me as the next Ruler because they understood they own their generous stipends to old dictator LKY ."
Ex-Regent Ah-Goh-go handed over the Rulership to then Clown Prince Loong in 2004 only after the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) outbreak in 2003 had been quelled.
Ruler Loong said that his predecessor's account of the SARS outbreak is "particularly timely" at this time of the Wuhan Plague.
"The well paid regime cocked up big time as Hairdo Lim was totally clueless dealing with such a crisis other than doing well in A Levels or obeying orders. Ex-Woody mounted a maximum national response to buy time to stem the spread," said Ruler Loong.
"Luckily SARS was a mild epidemic but the same cracks saw us morphed into Asean's Wuhan Plague Hub when our foreign serfs' filthy close packed dorms were ravaged!."
Recounting how Ex-Regent Goh shared his worries and fears with close confidantes, Ruler Loong said: "He was anguished about each SARS death that occurred, particularly those of the brave medical peasant workers who went down, thanks to Hairdo Lim's screw up.
"One of his Marine Parade activist lackeys recalled him exclaiming 'My peasants are dying! They are my peasants but is my doctor son ok huh?!'"
Peasantpore's experience with SARS has given it a "baseline but was squandered when Lawlan Wong and Suzhou Loser did not realise that the closely packed foreign serfs dorms will quickly turn into super spreader events".
"Now you know why I lament the 4G minions cannot make it, they are good at their A Levels, PowerPoint presentations, Excel spreadsheets, debating and talking cock but when you see how they allowed the Wuhan Plague to run amok, you really want to jump into the nearest toilet bowl," he said.
PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore’s next seat warmer must first and foremost be someone who is loyal to the House of Lee and be acceptable to all minions and lackeys, Ruler Loong hinted on Friday (May 7).
Ruler Loong was speaking at the launch of the second volume of 李家老忠奴 Woody Ah Goh-go’s biography titled Standing Loyal To House of Lee.
As Peasantpore's fourth-generation minions choose a seat warmer among themselves, they can look to ex-Regent Woody Goh-Ah-go and his team for reference, said Ruler Loong.
Woody Ah Goh-go served as Ex-Regent or Seat Warmer from 1990 to 2004, and retired from politics to go golfing full time last year.
"They can have no better template than 李家老忠奴 Woody Ah Goh-go and his team. He neither learn from Tokugawa or nor do an Anwar,” said Ruler Loong.
"Whoever will be next seat warmer must first and foremost be someone who is loyal to the House of Lee. He must implement my decrees dilligently, another good example is Chinese Communist Zhou Enlai and Lin Biao will be a bad example."
The latest Imperial Court reshuffle will give the 4G Minions the chance to work with one another in new capacities as a team and check the ambition of those who want to follow Tokugawa, Lin Biao or Anwar, said Ruler Loong.
The extensive reshuffle, held earlier than usual in the regime's new term, was in part triggered by Seat Warmer Heng $wee $wee's tacitly understanding and obeying Ruler Loong's decision to step aside as the leader of the 4G team as his health cannot take the stress of rebuilding the damaged Rent Economy 2.0!
Ruler Loong said that persuading smart and naive peasants to join politics is an increasingly difficult task.
"Ambitious peasants will balk at serving House of Lee. Why must he or she be a mere seat warmer if the former have the capability to rule. Plus you are constantly under scrutiny and criticism by House of Lee courtiers," he said. "Especially now that many Jane Austen rebels are using the new media to bash inept lackeys and incompetent minions."
But it is "the only right to maintain the autocratic political power of the House of Lee, what is good for the House of Lee is bad for peasants and vice versa. Our lowly educated peasants cannot be trusted with representative democracy", said Ruler Loong.
One of Ex-Regent Woody's "greatest strengths was his humble birth", said Ruler Loong, adding that Ex-Regent Goh was probably tempted to "learn from Tokugawa and take over when I fall sick. But he knows he has same deck of cards dealt to Hideyoshi, at best he will be a Regent, his humble peasant background worked against him".
"Somehow Ah-Goh-go personally cajoled, persuaded, pressed, persisted, and more often than not, eventually prevailed in getting many ambitious minions and lackeys to accept dynastic succession so that I can make the life changing decision to enter politics," said Ruler Loong.
Ex-Regent Goh's Cabinet teams were arguably among the strongest Cabinets Peasantpore has had, said Ruler Loong.
"Younger, capable and more ambitious peasants read Jane Austen books, they do not want to serve under me but Woody Ah-Goh-go's team had no choice but to accept me as the next Ruler because they understood they own their generous stipends to old dictator LKY ."
Ex-Regent Ah-Goh-go handed over the Rulership to then Clown Prince Loong in 2004 only after the Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS) outbreak in 2003 had been quelled.
Ruler Loong said that his predecessor's account of the SARS outbreak is "particularly timely" at this time of the Wuhan Plague.
"The well paid regime cocked up big time as Hairdo Lim was totally clueless dealing with such a crisis other than doing well in A Levels or obeying orders. Ex-Woody mounted a maximum national response to buy time to stem the spread," said Ruler Loong.
"Luckily SARS was a mild epidemic but the same cracks saw us morphed into Asean's Wuhan Plague Hub when our foreign serfs' filthy close packed dorms were ravaged!."
Recounting how Ex-Regent Goh shared his worries and fears with close confidantes, Ruler Loong said: "He was anguished about each SARS death that occurred, particularly those of the brave medical peasant workers who went down, thanks to Hairdo Lim's screw up.
"One of his Marine Parade activist lackeys recalled him exclaiming 'My peasants are dying! They are my peasants but is my doctor son ok huh?!'"
Peasantpore's experience with SARS has given it a "baseline but was squandered when Lawlan Wong and Suzhou Loser did not realise that the closely packed foreign serfs dorms will quickly turn into super spreader events".
"Now you know why I lament the 4G minions cannot make it, they are good at their A Levels, PowerPoint presentations, Excel spreadsheets, debating and talking cock but when you see how they allowed the Wuhan Plague to run amok, you really want to jump into the nearest toilet bowl," he said.
Last edited:
