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Ruler Loong relieved that Najib cheat his way to victory

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Transmodified from hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/pm-lee-congratulates-m-sian-pm-on-poll-w/664876.html

PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's Paramount Ruler Loong telephoned Northern Matland Prime Minion Najib Razak on Monday afternoon to congratulate him on his con-job in the hard-fought Northern Matland General Election Rigging.

Ruler Loong said that he is relieved that Najib has won else his old trick of awarding a banking license to Najib's bank in exchange for land would be busted by the new regime. Both Prime Minions agreed to further enhance their close dodgy bilateral partnership.

Ruler Loong has also written a congratulatory letter to Najib. In his letter, Ruler Loong said the Barisan Nasional's convincing win betrays the Rakyat's aspiration. Furthermore Najib's incompetent leadership will be a boon for Peasantpore. In learning from Najib, Ruler Loong will use the key values of continuity and stability in his own 2016 Erection battle.

Ruler Loong noted this was a particularly hard-fought general erections with numerous imaginative con tricks used to deny victory to the opposition. He praised Najib who ran a strong rigging campaign that denies rakyat's demand for regime change and more fat cat years for corrupt Umno cronies.

Ruler Loong added that as discussed at their Rulers' Retreat in February, Uncle Sam does not care about the dirty tricks employed by Umno and Najib because of their commitment to help balk Commie PRC. To add salt to Anwar's arse, Ho Jinx congratulates Ruler Najib, and in wishing him and his spendthrift wife Datin Sri Rosmah continued good health and success so they can go shopping together in Paris.
 
Ass Loong needs to check the dictionary to find out the meaning of 'convincing win'.
 
Even if the Magician admits that he cheated, what can anybody do?
 
Ass Loong needs to check the dictionary to find out the meaning of 'convincing win'.

convincing win means even after you have videos showing busloads of banglas come in to vote, now is all peaceful and quiet and nothing really happens.
 
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