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Peasantpore: Ruler Loong on Wednesday (May 16) said he was aware that there are more than one qualified minion to succeed him - and that he "certainly" expects a clear front-runner to emerge before Peasantpore’s next general procedural election.
“However my junior minions gave me a name whom I do not fully trust yet. I must guard against a potential Lee Teng Hui or Anwar, so I am forced not to name their choice of successor. Till I trust this minion fully, peasants must wait.
Speaking on autocracy and dynastic succession as part of a wide-ranging speech delivered in Imperial Court, Ruler Loong asked: "Can the next generation of minions and lackeys build on our shared experience of 50 years, and pledge loyalty to House of Lee? Can they work to extract more rent from peasants, and protect their chums' interests, so that they contine to lead fat cat lifestyles?
He praised the 4G minions as a loyal team willing to serve House of Lee without reservations at this point in time.
“Some hard truths will always remain for Peasantpore. House of Lee is first among equal at all times. Some lackeys or minions may be more capable than their ruler or wanted to serve peasants but they better pragmatic and remember who sign their pay cheques. You can't do a Anwar or Lee Teng Hui in Peasantpore,” said Ruler Loong.
Learning from Umno's lesson
“I am surprised that rural mats understood the concept of democracy and dirty thieving antics of Najib. My foreign service lackeys reassured me that rural mats are indolent and easily bribed with 'cash for votes'. I fell off my bed at 1AM when I received news that our aging nemesis Mahathir has defeated the Umno bandits using the ballot box? What the fuck? Now our Jane Austen rebels are saying House of Lee cannot rule Peasantpore indefinitely and it is getting harder to threaten local peasants with pigeonholes' upgrading” he stated.
“So in short term, I will continue to give lackeys and minions every incentive to pledge loyalty to House of Lee, and to harass/nitpick opposition pariahs with town council lawsuits.”
Added Ruler Loong: “We treat every procedural election as a "wayang". So far the script says we always win 90% of the seats despite only winning less than two thirds of the popular vote using the GRC - Buy one get three-five free. Umno could have won if they adopted the GRC Scam despite having bandit Najib at the helm.”
One party state political parties do have a fixed lifespan
“The rot will start by the fourth successor. There are some examples, Soviet Union started to go downhill after Leonid Brezhnev and went kaput after Gobachev. The Manchurian Qing dynasty's rot crept in during the late reign of the Qian Long era. Umno started to crack after the 4th Autocrat, Many Jane Austen cite me as another example, using my siblings' revolt as proof that I am incompetent when compared to Old Autocrat LKY.” quipped Ruler Loong.
“PAP successfully threatened stupid 69% of the indolent peasants with no pigeonhole upgrading. However many peasants finally understood the Pigeonhole Scam and this threat is untenable. In addition, LKY cannot die twice and the regime's incompetence, jobless PMETs, tax hikes, rubber stamp president appointment enraged the peasants. 2020 will be a difficult battle for House of Lee. Luckily I pass the hot potato to the next idiot, retreat to the shadows and will flee Peasantpore at the first hint of open revolt.”
“House of Lee has billions stashed overseas, I am prepared to let the next idiot govern an empty shell,” he added.
“Ruling means from time to time you have to do suppress peasants, means you've got to pass decrees, threaten, and detain dissenters without trial that you know what you're doing, you're doing it for the good of the ruling house.
“Bandit Najib made a critical mistake, you don't bribe peasants, you bribe the elite and threaten peasants with financial disincentives.”
IMPORTANCE OF TEAMWORK
In closing, Ruler Loong returned to stressing the need for Peasantpore’s regime to work together and suppress peasants and support local and foreign merchants.
“Old Autocract Lee Kuan Yew rule the peasants himself. He appointed Woody Goh as the Regent as part of the dynastic succession for my benefit,” he observed.
“Regent Goh is not a ruler, LKY and myself are autocrats or first among equals. House of Lee is fortunate – we have many capable lackeys and minions willing to help us enact policies to extract rent from stupid peasants and make them slave for foreign merchants.
“My father had a core team, very loyal minions supporting him – womaniser Goh Ah Swee, sweet talker S Rajaratneh, Shylock Lim Ah San, Stingy cunning Hon Ah Sen, Relac Othman Ah Wok.
Regent Woody Goh had a talented team too – Phony Tan, inept Wong Ah Seng, obedient S Jayakuneh, Spineless Dhanabaneh, Yes Mat Abdullah Tarmagi, No-Big-No-Small George Yeo, just to name a few minions,” Ruler Loong recalled.
“When I took over as Ruler of the House of Lee, I purged ex-Regent Goh’s team, After ex-regent Woody Goh left, I promoted my own minions and lackeys, unfortunately I was not capable enough to stage another dynastic succession as Hongyi is deemed "cannot make it".
“So I am forced to ape Qian Long and reign behind the scenes and appoint a puppet and patiently wait for a chance to push Hongyi into the forefront. Time is running out, my health is declining and my wife is not helping me with her "investment losses.”
He reiterated that any reigning regime's ruler is the owner of Peasantpore and he must continue the rent extraction economic policies and favour foreign merchants.
Peasantpore: Ruler Loong on Wednesday (May 16) said he was aware that there are more than one qualified minion to succeed him - and that he "certainly" expects a clear front-runner to emerge before Peasantpore’s next general procedural election.
“However my junior minions gave me a name whom I do not fully trust yet. I must guard against a potential Lee Teng Hui or Anwar, so I am forced not to name their choice of successor. Till I trust this minion fully, peasants must wait.
Speaking on autocracy and dynastic succession as part of a wide-ranging speech delivered in Imperial Court, Ruler Loong asked: "Can the next generation of minions and lackeys build on our shared experience of 50 years, and pledge loyalty to House of Lee? Can they work to extract more rent from peasants, and protect their chums' interests, so that they contine to lead fat cat lifestyles?
He praised the 4G minions as a loyal team willing to serve House of Lee without reservations at this point in time.
“Some hard truths will always remain for Peasantpore. House of Lee is first among equal at all times. Some lackeys or minions may be more capable than their ruler or wanted to serve peasants but they better pragmatic and remember who sign their pay cheques. You can't do a Anwar or Lee Teng Hui in Peasantpore,” said Ruler Loong.
Learning from Umno's lesson
“I am surprised that rural mats understood the concept of democracy and dirty thieving antics of Najib. My foreign service lackeys reassured me that rural mats are indolent and easily bribed with 'cash for votes'. I fell off my bed at 1AM when I received news that our aging nemesis Mahathir has defeated the Umno bandits using the ballot box? What the fuck? Now our Jane Austen rebels are saying House of Lee cannot rule Peasantpore indefinitely and it is getting harder to threaten local peasants with pigeonholes' upgrading” he stated.
“So in short term, I will continue to give lackeys and minions every incentive to pledge loyalty to House of Lee, and to harass/nitpick opposition pariahs with town council lawsuits.”
Added Ruler Loong: “We treat every procedural election as a "wayang". So far the script says we always win 90% of the seats despite only winning less than two thirds of the popular vote using the GRC - Buy one get three-five free. Umno could have won if they adopted the GRC Scam despite having bandit Najib at the helm.”
One party state political parties do have a fixed lifespan
“The rot will start by the fourth successor. There are some examples, Soviet Union started to go downhill after Leonid Brezhnev and went kaput after Gobachev. The Manchurian Qing dynasty's rot crept in during the late reign of the Qian Long era. Umno started to crack after the 4th Autocrat, Many Jane Austen cite me as another example, using my siblings' revolt as proof that I am incompetent when compared to Old Autocrat LKY.” quipped Ruler Loong.
“PAP successfully threatened stupid 69% of the indolent peasants with no pigeonhole upgrading. However many peasants finally understood the Pigeonhole Scam and this threat is untenable. In addition, LKY cannot die twice and the regime's incompetence, jobless PMETs, tax hikes, rubber stamp president appointment enraged the peasants. 2020 will be a difficult battle for House of Lee. Luckily I pass the hot potato to the next idiot, retreat to the shadows and will flee Peasantpore at the first hint of open revolt.”
“House of Lee has billions stashed overseas, I am prepared to let the next idiot govern an empty shell,” he added.
“Ruling means from time to time you have to do suppress peasants, means you've got to pass decrees, threaten, and detain dissenters without trial that you know what you're doing, you're doing it for the good of the ruling house.
“Bandit Najib made a critical mistake, you don't bribe peasants, you bribe the elite and threaten peasants with financial disincentives.”
IMPORTANCE OF TEAMWORK
In closing, Ruler Loong returned to stressing the need for Peasantpore’s regime to work together and suppress peasants and support local and foreign merchants.
“Old Autocract Lee Kuan Yew rule the peasants himself. He appointed Woody Goh as the Regent as part of the dynastic succession for my benefit,” he observed.
“Regent Goh is not a ruler, LKY and myself are autocrats or first among equals. House of Lee is fortunate – we have many capable lackeys and minions willing to help us enact policies to extract rent from stupid peasants and make them slave for foreign merchants.
“My father had a core team, very loyal minions supporting him – womaniser Goh Ah Swee, sweet talker S Rajaratneh, Shylock Lim Ah San, Stingy cunning Hon Ah Sen, Relac Othman Ah Wok.
Regent Woody Goh had a talented team too – Phony Tan, inept Wong Ah Seng, obedient S Jayakuneh, Spineless Dhanabaneh, Yes Mat Abdullah Tarmagi, No-Big-No-Small George Yeo, just to name a few minions,” Ruler Loong recalled.
“When I took over as Ruler of the House of Lee, I purged ex-Regent Goh’s team, After ex-regent Woody Goh left, I promoted my own minions and lackeys, unfortunately I was not capable enough to stage another dynastic succession as Hongyi is deemed "cannot make it".
“So I am forced to ape Qian Long and reign behind the scenes and appoint a puppet and patiently wait for a chance to push Hongyi into the forefront. Time is running out, my health is declining and my wife is not helping me with her "investment losses.”
He reiterated that any reigning regime's ruler is the owner of Peasantpore and he must continue the rent extraction economic policies and favour foreign merchants.
