Ruler Loong has congratulates the Daimyo Abe on his Liberal Sex Party's win

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Peasantpore: Ruler Loong has congratulated the leader of the pro-Yankee Liberal Sex Party of 日本大帝国 (aka Fat Loser Nihon), Daimyo Shinzo Abe, on the his faction's victory in the lower house erections.

In a letter, Ruler Loong said he looks forward to working closely with Daimyo Abe to improve bilateral ties and learn how the Liberal Sex Party is able to thrash the opposition after a rout many full moons ago. This is of paramout importance as PrataNathan was dispatched earlier to learn how Nihon peasants, weary of the Liberal Sex Party voted them out. The sudden turn of events contributing to Liberal Sex Party handsome win, will be most useful to Ruler Loong as he studies how the political rising star, Labour who may one day topple his regime, could be defeated thereafter.

Ruler Loong said Peasantpore and Fat Loser 日本大帝国 share a common vassal lord, Uncle Sam. As a result, the bilateral relations are comprehensive, comprising abang-adik economic relationships. Peasantpore has mutually beneficial cooperation in areas such as defence, health and cultural exchanges designed to hedge bets as Ruler Loong is unclear whether Uncle Sam or Commie PRC will gain dominance in the Asia Pacific region.

Ruler Loong added that Peasantpore will continue to support 日本大帝国's recovery efforts from the Tohuku disasters last year. It is as good as saying Peasantpore will ignore all safety concerns and import radioactive foodstuffs from 日本大帝国 and play dead regarding the highly dangerous status of Fukushima nuclear blowout.

Ruler Loong says that Peasantpore remains committed to a vision of 日本大帝国's greater east asia co-prosperity sphere. Ruler Loong says as Uncle Sam's proxy, fat loser 日本大帝国 has a major contribution to make in helping Uncle Sam contain Commie PRC.

Peasantpore will work closely with 日本大帝国 and other ASEAN basketcases and other multilateral fora to balk Commie PRC's island grab in the South Cina Sea.
 
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