Transmodified from Mouth Piece CNA
PEASANTPORE: There are still three lackeys to become Peasantpore's next Prime Puppet, amateurish political analysts said on Sunday (Nov 11), following the Profits Above Peasants (PAP) Central Sex Committee (CEC) procedural erection.
Education Minion Ong Ah Kung, Finance Minion Heng $wee $wee and Merchantile Minion Chan Kee Chew - widely regarded as potential Puppets to Ruler Loong - were all voted into the CEC, the party’s highest rubber stamping body, on Sunday.
Observers highlighted in particular the vote cast for Minion Ong, given that he was Ruler Loong's former paper boy, not among the 12 erecting party lackeys during the previous 2016 CEC. He was, instead, among four additional party lackeys who were parachuted in January 2017.
Observers had also said that being able to erect directly in the committee would be crucial for a lackey to be anointed a candidate for Prime Puppet.
“Ruler Loong is undecided who will be best loyal Puppet allowing him to reign behind the scene. Therefore you have this threesome,” said Quack Doctor Koh Ah Lian, appointed approved fatso (ugly) who yaks about erection politics at the Institute of Sex Studies.
“Ruler Loong ensured his former page boy Ong Ah Kung got duly erected today, this sends signals that should Heng $wee $wee and Chan Kee Chew aspires to go indie and marginalise the House of Lee, they will be disposed within a heartbeat.
“In anyway, it goes to show Ruler Loong do not trust $wee $wee or Kee Chew, one is a walking stroke patient time bomb and Kee Chew cannot be ruled out as another Lee Teng Hui.....”
Ong's erection is even more significant as he was apparently not among the seven members whose names were clearly marked out on voting slips, Quack Doc Koh said.
Shit Times had foolishly reported on Saturday that the outgoing CEC had highlighted seven names on a list of 19 for party lackeys to vote for. The report said the seven reflected the CEC's choice of the party's core leaders, and that Ong's name was not among them.
Local sex commentator Eugenea Tan, an overly educated legal ape at the Peasantpore Sex Management University, said it would be surprising if Minion Ong had indeed been excluded from the list of seven.
“Minion Ong worked as Ruler Loong's page boy many full moons ago, hence he is fully trusted. He is the best candidate to the Prime Puppet because Ruler Loong has no intention of political succession. Ruler Loong does not want a Lee Teng Hui or Anwar to dislodge House of Lee hold on political power.” Associate Professor Tan said.
The CEC will meet in the coming weeks to appoint a new slate of senior party lackeys, with all eyes on who will occupy the positions of assistant sex secretaries. It is understood that one of them will go on to become the next Prime Puppet.
Quack Doc Koh believes that one spot will go to Legalist and Gestapo Minion 山木庚, whom she feels is poised to take over from Duke Teo as Coordinating Minion for National Sex Security.
“You always need a Neh minority to keep up appearances. However whoever takes this portfolio must be to employ Legalist antics to sue dissenters and use Gestapo tactics to fix dissenters and Jane Austen rebels,” she said, noting 山木庚’s strong background in two timing women allows him to helm two seperate roles.
Any peasant knows the key question is whether there will be two or three assistant sex secretary spots in total.
If it’s just one other assistant sex secretary besides 山木庚 and he is not Ong, then it implies House of Lee's political power has been weakened considerably. Conversely two or more assistant sex secretaries implies Ruler Loong is undecided over the Puppet's choice and House of Lee intends to rule by proxy.
Nobody knows how Minion Ong performed during the erection poll among PAP lackeys on Sunday, Educated Ape Tan said the new CEC “may have a different view as compared to the outgoing CEC regarding dynastic succession”.
The PAP does not release how many votes each party lackey received.
“It does still send a clear message Ruler Loong wants a loyal House of Lee Puppet with Ah Kung getting a wild card and free parachute into the CEC,” he added.
PEASANTPORE: There are still three lackeys to become Peasantpore's next Prime Puppet, amateurish political analysts said on Sunday (Nov 11), following the Profits Above Peasants (PAP) Central Sex Committee (CEC) procedural erection.
Education Minion Ong Ah Kung, Finance Minion Heng $wee $wee and Merchantile Minion Chan Kee Chew - widely regarded as potential Puppets to Ruler Loong - were all voted into the CEC, the party’s highest rubber stamping body, on Sunday.
Observers highlighted in particular the vote cast for Minion Ong, given that he was Ruler Loong's former paper boy, not among the 12 erecting party lackeys during the previous 2016 CEC. He was, instead, among four additional party lackeys who were parachuted in January 2017.
Observers had also said that being able to erect directly in the committee would be crucial for a lackey to be anointed a candidate for Prime Puppet.
“Ruler Loong is undecided who will be best loyal Puppet allowing him to reign behind the scene. Therefore you have this threesome,” said Quack Doctor Koh Ah Lian, appointed approved fatso (ugly) who yaks about erection politics at the Institute of Sex Studies.
“Ruler Loong ensured his former page boy Ong Ah Kung got duly erected today, this sends signals that should Heng $wee $wee and Chan Kee Chew aspires to go indie and marginalise the House of Lee, they will be disposed within a heartbeat.
“In anyway, it goes to show Ruler Loong do not trust $wee $wee or Kee Chew, one is a walking stroke patient time bomb and Kee Chew cannot be ruled out as another Lee Teng Hui.....”
Ong's erection is even more significant as he was apparently not among the seven members whose names were clearly marked out on voting slips, Quack Doc Koh said.
Shit Times had foolishly reported on Saturday that the outgoing CEC had highlighted seven names on a list of 19 for party lackeys to vote for. The report said the seven reflected the CEC's choice of the party's core leaders, and that Ong's name was not among them.
Local sex commentator Eugenea Tan, an overly educated legal ape at the Peasantpore Sex Management University, said it would be surprising if Minion Ong had indeed been excluded from the list of seven.
“Minion Ong worked as Ruler Loong's page boy many full moons ago, hence he is fully trusted. He is the best candidate to the Prime Puppet because Ruler Loong has no intention of political succession. Ruler Loong does not want a Lee Teng Hui or Anwar to dislodge House of Lee hold on political power.” Associate Professor Tan said.
The CEC will meet in the coming weeks to appoint a new slate of senior party lackeys, with all eyes on who will occupy the positions of assistant sex secretaries. It is understood that one of them will go on to become the next Prime Puppet.
Quack Doc Koh believes that one spot will go to Legalist and Gestapo Minion 山木庚, whom she feels is poised to take over from Duke Teo as Coordinating Minion for National Sex Security.
“You always need a Neh minority to keep up appearances. However whoever takes this portfolio must be to employ Legalist antics to sue dissenters and use Gestapo tactics to fix dissenters and Jane Austen rebels,” she said, noting 山木庚’s strong background in two timing women allows him to helm two seperate roles.
Any peasant knows the key question is whether there will be two or three assistant sex secretary spots in total.
If it’s just one other assistant sex secretary besides 山木庚 and he is not Ong, then it implies House of Lee's political power has been weakened considerably. Conversely two or more assistant sex secretaries implies Ruler Loong is undecided over the Puppet's choice and House of Lee intends to rule by proxy.
Nobody knows how Minion Ong performed during the erection poll among PAP lackeys on Sunday, Educated Ape Tan said the new CEC “may have a different view as compared to the outgoing CEC regarding dynastic succession”.
The PAP does not release how many votes each party lackey received.
“It does still send a clear message Ruler Loong wants a loyal House of Lee Puppet with Ah Kung getting a wild card and free parachute into the CEC,” he added.
