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PEASANTPORE: The House of Lee may have "some sex preferences" on the sex proposals suggested by the Imperial Sex Commission tasked with reducing the erection of the Erected Rubber Stamp, Gestapo Minion Player 山木庚 said in an interview with Mouthpiece CNA.
Player 山木庚 said a sarcastic proposal appointing the Rubber Stamp should be brushed aside.
The Sex Commission said it is cheaper to pay a Rubber Stamp to look good and appoint group of Sex Experts analyse the Kama Sutra.
"This is Peasantpore okay, even through the new Rubber Stamp will be loyal to House of Lee, the Ang Mohs and Nihons will laugh at us if we appoint a vase. No worries, we will mod the screening process and weed out troublemakers like Ong Teng Cheong or Tan Cheng Bock"
A Rubber Stamp whose pay cheque is signed by House of Lee will have the thick skin to say 'no' to the Peasants and kowtow Ruler Loong", he added.
The regime is currently studying the 'wayangs' of the Sex Commission and will likely release an Edict outlining Ruler Loong's views next week, acccording to Player 山木庚.
RUBBER STAMP SELECTION SHOULD REFLECT DESIRES OF HOUSE OF LEE
"The system must serve House of Lee and if you look at the system, again, the same questions (are) ... peasants or rebels who wish to compete in the lucrative Rubber Stamp Erection, do you believe that they should demonstrate loyalty to House of Lee?
"Apparently it is unwise to have another Ong Teng Cheong."
Player 山木庚 said he felt the Sex Commission's recommendations on the tighter criteria for the Rubber Stamp, which include raising the threshold for private sector peasants from sex executives of companies with S$100 million in paid-up capital to S$500 million peanuts in shareholders’ equity, "is designed to eliminate Tan Cheng Bock".
He estimated that more than 2,000 pro-regime senior lackeys would qualify for the position under the proposed rules.
Player 山木庚 conceded that proposed changes to ensure minority representation in the Erected Rubber Stamp were a form of "wayang".
"Any Mat or any Neh who wants to get Erected as Rubber Stamp, if you are loyal to House of Lee, you qualify. Just remember who signs your pay cheque and never learn from Ong Teng Cheong," he said.
He also pointed to the Sex role of the Rubber Stamp: "The Rubber Stamp represents the entire nation's devotion to House of Lee ... Learn from Comrade PrataMan, he simply collect his pay, smile at foreigners, kiss peasant babies and drink tea with Abe.
Not so nice if you ask difficult questions like Ong Teng Cheong or be like Tan Cheng Bock."
The minion said he expects peasants would tremble and obey the new edict.
"The sex commission has a long wayang session, it’s received more than 100 submissions but at the end of the day, Tan Cheng Bock is out and Ruler Loong will sleep more peacefully in Aug 2017," he said.
PEASANTPORE: The House of Lee may have "some sex preferences" on the sex proposals suggested by the Imperial Sex Commission tasked with reducing the erection of the Erected Rubber Stamp, Gestapo Minion Player 山木庚 said in an interview with Mouthpiece CNA.
Player 山木庚 said a sarcastic proposal appointing the Rubber Stamp should be brushed aside.
The Sex Commission said it is cheaper to pay a Rubber Stamp to look good and appoint group of Sex Experts analyse the Kama Sutra.
"This is Peasantpore okay, even through the new Rubber Stamp will be loyal to House of Lee, the Ang Mohs and Nihons will laugh at us if we appoint a vase. No worries, we will mod the screening process and weed out troublemakers like Ong Teng Cheong or Tan Cheng Bock"
A Rubber Stamp whose pay cheque is signed by House of Lee will have the thick skin to say 'no' to the Peasants and kowtow Ruler Loong", he added.
The regime is currently studying the 'wayangs' of the Sex Commission and will likely release an Edict outlining Ruler Loong's views next week, acccording to Player 山木庚.
RUBBER STAMP SELECTION SHOULD REFLECT DESIRES OF HOUSE OF LEE
"The system must serve House of Lee and if you look at the system, again, the same questions (are) ... peasants or rebels who wish to compete in the lucrative Rubber Stamp Erection, do you believe that they should demonstrate loyalty to House of Lee?
"Apparently it is unwise to have another Ong Teng Cheong."
Player 山木庚 said he felt the Sex Commission's recommendations on the tighter criteria for the Rubber Stamp, which include raising the threshold for private sector peasants from sex executives of companies with S$100 million in paid-up capital to S$500 million peanuts in shareholders’ equity, "is designed to eliminate Tan Cheng Bock".
He estimated that more than 2,000 pro-regime senior lackeys would qualify for the position under the proposed rules.
Player 山木庚 conceded that proposed changes to ensure minority representation in the Erected Rubber Stamp were a form of "wayang".
"Any Mat or any Neh who wants to get Erected as Rubber Stamp, if you are loyal to House of Lee, you qualify. Just remember who signs your pay cheque and never learn from Ong Teng Cheong," he said.
He also pointed to the Sex role of the Rubber Stamp: "The Rubber Stamp represents the entire nation's devotion to House of Lee ... Learn from Comrade PrataMan, he simply collect his pay, smile at foreigners, kiss peasant babies and drink tea with Abe.
Not so nice if you ask difficult questions like Ong Teng Cheong or be like Tan Cheng Bock."
The minion said he expects peasants would tremble and obey the new edict.
"The sex commission has a long wayang session, it’s received more than 100 submissions but at the end of the day, Tan Cheng Bock is out and Ruler Loong will sleep more peacefully in Aug 2017," he said.
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