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PEASANTPORE: The Imperial Court will begin its annual half a full moon long debate on the Budget Statement, which was delivered by Deputy Prime Minion and Moneybags Minion Tarman on February 25. Only idiots will think Minion Tarman did not consult with Ruler Loong before drafting the budget decrees.
The Imperial Court, which will sit from 12pm on Tuesday, will wayang debate the financial policy of the regime for the financial year April 1, 2013 to March 31, 2014.
Peasants Representatives will draw lots and take turns to praise Ruler Loong's wisdom. There will be the procedural debate regarding Tarman's main budget speech. It will be closely followed by the traditional rubber stamps on the pork barrel and earmarks proposals of the ministries. Labour representatives' questions will not be reported by the pliant mouthpieces but overwhelming coverage will be given to pro-regime lackeys and minions praising Ruler Loong's Budget 2013 decrees.
As usual, to show peasants that the opposition political pariahs are doing their jobs, the Imperial Court will hear three silly questions revolving around population concerns tabled for oral reply.
64 Directorships Yeo Ah Kwang has questions on the local core of the workforce. He wants to know how the regime will ensure that the clever lackeys like himself will not be replaced by foreign but cheaper directors. He is naturally concerned because there will be no dependency ratio ceilings for foreign PMETs aiming to be corporate directors.
Pro-regime peasant representative Zainal Sakari wants the Home Minion to explain rejections of applications for Permanent Parasite Permit by foreign spouses of poor peasants who have children of Peasantpore citizenship. Apparently he is harassed by peasants during his Meet the Peasants' sessions over this question.
Approved but not erected peasant representative R Dhinakaran wants to know how many foreign spouses of local peasants citizens are busted as whores as of December 31, 2012. This clearly betrays his lack of common sense by repeating the same question in another form. He must be reading too many badly written software books on polymorphism.
PEASANTPORE: The Imperial Court will begin its annual half a full moon long debate on the Budget Statement, which was delivered by Deputy Prime Minion and Moneybags Minion Tarman on February 25. Only idiots will think Minion Tarman did not consult with Ruler Loong before drafting the budget decrees.
The Imperial Court, which will sit from 12pm on Tuesday, will wayang debate the financial policy of the regime for the financial year April 1, 2013 to March 31, 2014.
Peasants Representatives will draw lots and take turns to praise Ruler Loong's wisdom. There will be the procedural debate regarding Tarman's main budget speech. It will be closely followed by the traditional rubber stamps on the pork barrel and earmarks proposals of the ministries. Labour representatives' questions will not be reported by the pliant mouthpieces but overwhelming coverage will be given to pro-regime lackeys and minions praising Ruler Loong's Budget 2013 decrees.
As usual, to show peasants that the opposition political pariahs are doing their jobs, the Imperial Court will hear three silly questions revolving around population concerns tabled for oral reply.
64 Directorships Yeo Ah Kwang has questions on the local core of the workforce. He wants to know how the regime will ensure that the clever lackeys like himself will not be replaced by foreign but cheaper directors. He is naturally concerned because there will be no dependency ratio ceilings for foreign PMETs aiming to be corporate directors.
Pro-regime peasant representative Zainal Sakari wants the Home Minion to explain rejections of applications for Permanent Parasite Permit by foreign spouses of poor peasants who have children of Peasantpore citizenship. Apparently he is harassed by peasants during his Meet the Peasants' sessions over this question.
Approved but not erected peasant representative R Dhinakaran wants to know how many foreign spouses of local peasants citizens are busted as whores as of December 31, 2012. This clearly betrays his lack of common sense by repeating the same question in another form. He must be reading too many badly written software books on polymorphism.
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