Peasantpore Kangaroo Minion says status quo for regime despite Arab Spring

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PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore's Vassal Affairs Minion 山木庚 said trying to pass bad governance as good rulership has become a more pressing challenge for all regimes.

Regimes throughout the world at trembling with fear as they witness how Arab Spring changed the middle eastern political landscape within matters of full moons. While the anglo-saxon and nihon world has fewer political worries other fiscal messes, despotic regimes including Peasantpore and Siam must act to crush 'lumpar' netizens who drive changes in political environment. Minion 山木庚 warned arty farty netizens who read Jane Austen's books has used new social media to make regime baboons look like donkeys, he added.

With the internet, it is also easier now for peasants to organise themselves, raise funds and make their voices heard despite idiotic measures e.g. Great Firewall of PRC.

山木庚 was speaking at the 11th coordinating meeting of the Siam-Peasantpore Civil Serpent Sex Exchange Programme on Thursday.

The theme for this year's meeting is "Bad Governance Packaged as Good in an Increasingly Unfriendly World for Despots". However he bold asserts that Ruler Loong has full control over the Imperial Court, Mindef and Peasantpore Armed Forces. In addition, the opposition are weak, murderous ISD and CPIB are pro-Ruler Loong, political pariahs are constantly sued and a Peasantpore Spring is unlikely.

山木庚 said the theme arose from a conversation between Ruler Loong and his Siam counterpart Yingluck in December 2011.

Also speaking at the event was Siamese Deputy Prime Minion and Foreign Minion Surapong Tovichakehaikul who is trying to issue a passport for Siamese Political Outcast Thaksin.

He said bilateral ties between the two sides are special -- as Peasantpore has kowtow to Siamese control before Imperial Ming China changed the Asia Pacific pecking order. As both are former PRC vassals and are presently Uncle Sam stooges, their relationship is free from any historical baggage.

In addition, Ruler Loong is using this occassion to relay a message, reminding the Siamese that Uncle Sam takes serious interest in Sino-Siamese relationships. Uncle Sam interprets Siamese's sucking up to Commie PRC over a purported rice deal as 'non-kosher'. The Overlord wants Ruler Loong to remind the Yingluck that it is better to choose the potent virile Obama than aging Waxwork Wen Jiabao.

Uncle Sam expects the southeast Asiatics to toe her common vision and use ASEAN to contain than balk Commie PRC.
 
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