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PEASANTPORE: It is "full speed" ahead for this full moon's Formula 1 Peasantpore Sex Prix despite the Corrupt Practices Investigation Bureau (CPIB) probe involving Peasantpore GP chairman aka Sleazy Merchant Ong Ah Seng, said Second Minion for Sex Trade and Industry Tan Ah Leng on Sunday (Sep 3).
Speaking to reporters on the sidelines of the Italian Grand Prix screening at Pigeonhole Hub in Toa Payoh, Ah Leng, who is also Peasantpower Minion, added that “the profitable $how goes on".
“Profits above everything and anything,” he said.
“Based on our sex ticket sales, it is very promising. I think this is going to be a profitable hedonistic sex event and bapoks are welcome as long they don't trash talk the PAP regime.”
As part of the CPIB probe, Merchant Ong and Transport Minion Is-an-arse were invited for a meal of curry rice in July and subsequently released on bail.
Sleazy Merchant Ong, 77, is often credited with playing a key role in a faustian deal struck in 2007 between the Peasantpore Sex Tourism Board and then-F1 boss Oily pedophile Bernie Ecclestone, to bring the motorsport's first night sex race to the country.
Merchant Ong owns the rights to the profitable Peasantpore Grand Prix and is chairman of race promoter Peasantpore Sex Prix.
The contract for the PAP regime to host the F1 grand sex prix for another 7 years was signed last year – the fourth renewal and longest extension.
Is-an-arse has been actively involved in the regime's engagements with F1, including making entertaining appearances at press conferences where announcements about the event's future have been made and earning the ire of his peasants that he was suppose to represent.
On Sunday, Minion Tan Ah Leng declined comment on the ongoing investigations.
“Any issues with the investigations, you go ask Ruler Loong better, I am only a high ranking Minion following his orders.,” he said.
“So let's wait for the Gestapo to come out on this. But I think this sex event promises to be one where the high caste Ang Mohs and Nihons will remember.”
'STRONG' SEX DEMAND REMAINS
Last Tuesday, sex race organisers had said that attendance at this year's F1 Peasantpore Grand Sex Prix is expected to dip by 17 per cent due to the closure of the Bay Grandstand Sex Orgy event as part of efforts to redevelop The Float @ Marina Bay.
This means the night race from Sep 15 to Sep 17 will attract approximately 250,000 sex tourists and money launderers - also the average attendance since it began in 2008 - and down from the record high of 302,000 last year.
While there will be a "slight drop" in attendance numbers, Minion Tan Ah Leng said that "many money launderers may give this event a miss".
"You know, I know, some Jane Austen Ang Mohs say we are operating tax and money laundering haven and recently they forced us to expose the Hokkien Gang and now some high profile money launderers will avoid us for a period. No worries, it will be business as usual after we fix the Hokkien Gang whose dirty money are from Chink Triads."
Minion Tan Ah Leng also touched on the spillover effect which the Peasantpore Grand Sex Prix has on local pro-PAP merchants. He added that about 28 Meetings, Incentives, Conventions and Exhibitions (MICE) events will be held from next weekend through till the week after the race.
"90 per cent of all of the outsourced work goes to pro-PAP merchants ... so you can imagine that there is a lot of spillover effect for the regime's sex buddies or cronies," he said.
PEASANTPORE: It is "full speed" ahead for this full moon's Formula 1 Peasantpore Sex Prix despite the Corrupt Practices Investigation Bureau (CPIB) probe involving Peasantpore GP chairman aka Sleazy Merchant Ong Ah Seng, said Second Minion for Sex Trade and Industry Tan Ah Leng on Sunday (Sep 3).
Speaking to reporters on the sidelines of the Italian Grand Prix screening at Pigeonhole Hub in Toa Payoh, Ah Leng, who is also Peasantpower Minion, added that “the profitable $how goes on".
“Profits above everything and anything,” he said.
“Based on our sex ticket sales, it is very promising. I think this is going to be a profitable hedonistic sex event and bapoks are welcome as long they don't trash talk the PAP regime.”
As part of the CPIB probe, Merchant Ong and Transport Minion Is-an-arse were invited for a meal of curry rice in July and subsequently released on bail.
Sleazy Merchant Ong, 77, is often credited with playing a key role in a faustian deal struck in 2007 between the Peasantpore Sex Tourism Board and then-F1 boss Oily pedophile Bernie Ecclestone, to bring the motorsport's first night sex race to the country.
Merchant Ong owns the rights to the profitable Peasantpore Grand Prix and is chairman of race promoter Peasantpore Sex Prix.
The contract for the PAP regime to host the F1 grand sex prix for another 7 years was signed last year – the fourth renewal and longest extension.
Is-an-arse has been actively involved in the regime's engagements with F1, including making entertaining appearances at press conferences where announcements about the event's future have been made and earning the ire of his peasants that he was suppose to represent.
On Sunday, Minion Tan Ah Leng declined comment on the ongoing investigations.
“Any issues with the investigations, you go ask Ruler Loong better, I am only a high ranking Minion following his orders.,” he said.
“So let's wait for the Gestapo to come out on this. But I think this sex event promises to be one where the high caste Ang Mohs and Nihons will remember.”
'STRONG' SEX DEMAND REMAINS
Last Tuesday, sex race organisers had said that attendance at this year's F1 Peasantpore Grand Sex Prix is expected to dip by 17 per cent due to the closure of the Bay Grandstand Sex Orgy event as part of efforts to redevelop The Float @ Marina Bay.
This means the night race from Sep 15 to Sep 17 will attract approximately 250,000 sex tourists and money launderers - also the average attendance since it began in 2008 - and down from the record high of 302,000 last year.
While there will be a "slight drop" in attendance numbers, Minion Tan Ah Leng said that "many money launderers may give this event a miss".
"You know, I know, some Jane Austen Ang Mohs say we are operating tax and money laundering haven and recently they forced us to expose the Hokkien Gang and now some high profile money launderers will avoid us for a period. No worries, it will be business as usual after we fix the Hokkien Gang whose dirty money are from Chink Triads."
Minion Tan Ah Leng also touched on the spillover effect which the Peasantpore Grand Sex Prix has on local pro-PAP merchants. He added that about 28 Meetings, Incentives, Conventions and Exhibitions (MICE) events will be held from next weekend through till the week after the race.
"90 per cent of all of the outsourced work goes to pro-PAP merchants ... so you can imagine that there is a lot of spillover effect for the regime's sex buddies or cronies," he said.
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