PEASANTPORE: The theme of dynastic succession is central to the upcoming Procedural General Erection, said Ruler Loong.
"Today I Ruler Loong solemnly remind all peasants to understand the real meaning of Procedural General Erection. It's about Familee's and their supporters' future. To keep up with façade of democracy, every constituency will be contested. We may win 50++% of the popular support but will dominate 90% of the seats.
"Familee and Familee alone decides the Minions who will help me rule Peasantpore."
"Old Autocrat has visited Lord Yama, this is my first Erection without him firing cheap shots. I am taking this very seriously else factions within the regime will stir up trouble. As peasants, you may wayang but end of day, it does not matters. Familee remains in charge so that you and your children can continue to toil for us while we take home millions annually," so said Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong also spoke about the importance of dynastic succession and bringing in Lee juniors to reinforce the current team of minions and lackeys.
"In Asiatic Pacific, we have the Kims, Gandhis. PRC Emperor Xi is a Princeling. Even Koizumi's son also erected, so it is inevitable that a younger Lee will step up soon...
"As I have said in the last Erections in 2011, no need for the Prime Minion to receive political tutelage, I can simply appoint my son or nephew as Heir Apparent.....with Minions Heng $wee $wee, Lawlan Wong, Overtime Tan CJ, Chan Kee Chew, Indraneh Rajok serving my son or nephew faithfully ...."
"Citing the Kim's Political Lineage Theory, only a Lee as a Ruler, can Peasantpore has the best chance of bringing forward the stability, the prosperity, the confidence, and to be able to celebrate whether SG100. Only the Lees, through Old Autocrat's lineage can rule Peasantpore forever and ever," Ruler Loong added.
Ruler Loong was at Peasantpore's Punggol South Branch, where the Regime had unveiled the lackeys for his Ang Mo Kio constituency, as well as the Hougang and Sengkang West single-seat wards. 2 losers, Koh 2 Cars and Ong Good Luck - will sneak in via the Amakudari Scam.
Asked if any of the his son or nephew would join the regime under Bargain Hen's - 'Vote 2 Lees for one Vote', Ruler Loong said: "I still need Lord Obama to clear junior Lees as the His Highness seems to shy away from Dynastic Succession. All candidate lackeys must demonstrate loyalty to the Lees. The most ardent loyalists will be suitable be millionaire Minions."
Ruler Lee added: "The ISD Baboons will watch all lackeys' every move and read their speeches and bug their mansions. We spy on them to ensure they are loyal to the Lee's Lineage.
"I know, you know, peasants say Hongyi is a Snitch Sabo King and Shengwu is only a smooth Ladies Charmer.... both are 富三代, please remember it is the Lee Dynasty and even if they are wastrels, they deserve a chance to rule peasants."
On No Porn Lui
"You know, I know Transport Ministry is a political graveyard, so no need to TCSS, while No Porn Lui kenna sabo by Lesbian Saw and Medals Desmond Quack, do not forget the regime did not let No Porn Lui down.
1. No Porn Lui is a millionaire
2. After serving 2 terms, sure got fat cat pension.
3. And that's not all, we can simply put him up at any cushy nationalized corporation e.g. Keppel Corpse and he still can go Church weekly and be pious.
It's a loss to the regime now I need to pick another loser to go Transport. When got No Porn Lui, easy to treat him as Pariah and blame all fiasco on him.... now a bit difficult.
"Peasants must understand, even if we pay millions and No Porn Lui cannot undo Saw or Quack follies, we still have to remember, I Ruler Loong call the shots. If I say I never sack him, means I never sack him ok."
Ruler Loong refused to reveal the Erection date.
“Lord Obama has not give his final decision on Dynastic Succession, so I need to wait lah." said Ruler Loong.
"Since the last Erections, got Arab Spring and Jane Austen's loyalists educating peasants on the need to say 'Nay' to political dynasties. I remind all peasants that Familee remains in control, anything can talk and consider but the Lees are still the First Among Equals."
"Regional events will affect the Lee's grip on power. King Rama IX almost cannot make it liao and the Siamese Junta are gaining power. In Matland, the old Money Politics are screwing everyone. The incumbents are having a hard time, so I expect some silly peasants e.g. Anus Yee to make me look stupid and weaken the Lee's iron grip on political power."
"Rest assured, even if I got the high 50s of popular vote, I expect to get 90% of the seats," Ruler Loong quipped.
"Today I Ruler Loong solemnly remind all peasants to understand the real meaning of Procedural General Erection. It's about Familee's and their supporters' future. To keep up with façade of democracy, every constituency will be contested. We may win 50++% of the popular support but will dominate 90% of the seats.
"Familee and Familee alone decides the Minions who will help me rule Peasantpore."
"Old Autocrat has visited Lord Yama, this is my first Erection without him firing cheap shots. I am taking this very seriously else factions within the regime will stir up trouble. As peasants, you may wayang but end of day, it does not matters. Familee remains in charge so that you and your children can continue to toil for us while we take home millions annually," so said Ruler Loong.
Ruler Loong also spoke about the importance of dynastic succession and bringing in Lee juniors to reinforce the current team of minions and lackeys.
"In Asiatic Pacific, we have the Kims, Gandhis. PRC Emperor Xi is a Princeling. Even Koizumi's son also erected, so it is inevitable that a younger Lee will step up soon...
"As I have said in the last Erections in 2011, no need for the Prime Minion to receive political tutelage, I can simply appoint my son or nephew as Heir Apparent.....with Minions Heng $wee $wee, Lawlan Wong, Overtime Tan CJ, Chan Kee Chew, Indraneh Rajok serving my son or nephew faithfully ...."
"Citing the Kim's Political Lineage Theory, only a Lee as a Ruler, can Peasantpore has the best chance of bringing forward the stability, the prosperity, the confidence, and to be able to celebrate whether SG100. Only the Lees, through Old Autocrat's lineage can rule Peasantpore forever and ever," Ruler Loong added.
Ruler Loong was at Peasantpore's Punggol South Branch, where the Regime had unveiled the lackeys for his Ang Mo Kio constituency, as well as the Hougang and Sengkang West single-seat wards. 2 losers, Koh 2 Cars and Ong Good Luck - will sneak in via the Amakudari Scam.
Asked if any of the his son or nephew would join the regime under Bargain Hen's - 'Vote 2 Lees for one Vote', Ruler Loong said: "I still need Lord Obama to clear junior Lees as the His Highness seems to shy away from Dynastic Succession. All candidate lackeys must demonstrate loyalty to the Lees. The most ardent loyalists will be suitable be millionaire Minions."
Ruler Lee added: "The ISD Baboons will watch all lackeys' every move and read their speeches and bug their mansions. We spy on them to ensure they are loyal to the Lee's Lineage.
"I know, you know, peasants say Hongyi is a Snitch Sabo King and Shengwu is only a smooth Ladies Charmer.... both are 富三代, please remember it is the Lee Dynasty and even if they are wastrels, they deserve a chance to rule peasants."
On No Porn Lui
"You know, I know Transport Ministry is a political graveyard, so no need to TCSS, while No Porn Lui kenna sabo by Lesbian Saw and Medals Desmond Quack, do not forget the regime did not let No Porn Lui down.
1. No Porn Lui is a millionaire
2. After serving 2 terms, sure got fat cat pension.
3. And that's not all, we can simply put him up at any cushy nationalized corporation e.g. Keppel Corpse and he still can go Church weekly and be pious.
It's a loss to the regime now I need to pick another loser to go Transport. When got No Porn Lui, easy to treat him as Pariah and blame all fiasco on him.... now a bit difficult.
"Peasants must understand, even if we pay millions and No Porn Lui cannot undo Saw or Quack follies, we still have to remember, I Ruler Loong call the shots. If I say I never sack him, means I never sack him ok."
Ruler Loong refused to reveal the Erection date.
“Lord Obama has not give his final decision on Dynastic Succession, so I need to wait lah." said Ruler Loong.
"Since the last Erections, got Arab Spring and Jane Austen's loyalists educating peasants on the need to say 'Nay' to political dynasties. I remind all peasants that Familee remains in control, anything can talk and consider but the Lees are still the First Among Equals."
"Regional events will affect the Lee's grip on power. King Rama IX almost cannot make it liao and the Siamese Junta are gaining power. In Matland, the old Money Politics are screwing everyone. The incumbents are having a hard time, so I expect some silly peasants e.g. Anus Yee to make me look stupid and weaken the Lee's iron grip on political power."
"Rest assured, even if I got the high 50s of popular vote, I expect to get 90% of the seats," Ruler Loong quipped.
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