ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

Sinkies deserved every single bit that befall them;
Stuck in a crumbling sinking boat, they still think it's a gem.
Le Kapitan and his crewmen are stocking up the kemp
Selling them as wool to Sinkies, they truly must be damned.

But sinkies will not leave a crumbling sinking boat. They deserve every bit that will befall them.

 

[zhihau]

Crewman says it's time to bite the bullet
Kapitan forces his policies down your gullet
Rising costs of living is bad for our wallets
Vengeance best served with the polls as our outlet

 

[zhihau]

What really keeps Le Kapitan up all night?
A splash of darkness and those twinkling lights
Wondering if the stars spoke of the peasants' plight
Never mind the sorrows, let's drink to our delight

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan's missus has recently a new found craving
Fuck those calories, and you know she's not pretending
From Bedok to Telok Blangah, she goes Prata hunting
Can eat, don't waste! Think that's what kept her going.

 

[zhihau]

Amidst growing competition, we must curi makan!
That's the only way ahead! proclaimed by Le Kapitan
Look beyond our noses! beyond the shores of Sinkiestan!
Nothing's interesting home anymore, lebih kesian, kan?

 

[zhihau]

wondering just how much was Mak Cik actually paid
for all these years standing as the union's golden maid

A Freudian slip was all it takes to give away the game,
Kee Chiu addressed our Mak Cik twice to show he can't be tamed.
Pretty much a given who's taking over Tony's place,
A lower valid vote count will be two slaps across her face.

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan's first matey says we shouldn't go down the gutter
Spinning beautiful tales around the young hearts that may flutter
Lest we forget what makes up their bread and butter
When the time is ripe, let us remember to declutter...

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan is now in Brunei for a jiak hong trip
Meeting Sinkies at Seri Begawan only in a bit
Meeting up the Sultan later, he'd better mind his grip
What more has he got to lose? That label of a twit!

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan loves his Jiak Hong trips
from Danang to Manila, he'll be back in a bit
Perhaps he should really get a grip
That children picture book is gonna be a big hit.

 

[zhihau]

What's gonna happen to the succession plan?

Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the most able of them all?
Some are eager to carry balls
The others are waiting in the hall

 

[zhihau]

When the crewman says two-thirds plus one-third is more than one
Kapitan should take a closer look at how it is done
Social engineering requires more than a magic wand
It's not just talking cock, singing song and having fun

 

[zhihau]

What a wonderful system we have here
We are never short of volunteers
Kapitan, O' Kapitan, how are you sure
the next clown there wouldn't cost you dear?

 

[zhihau]

Any training death is one too many
Not sure if we'd still believe in the army
Promoting the dead doesn't cost a penny
but this we're sure - NS is killing SG

 

[zhihau]

seaman under hot sun ...

Le Kapitan's big day has finally come
Rocketman and Dotard brought together for fun
A new feather in the hat- a deal that's done
Welcome to Sin City, if you pardon the pun.

 

[zhihau]

Rocketman and Dotard did their tango
Le Kapitan's happy with this little show
A small price to pay for ferrying cargo
So the world doesn't get nuclear snow

 

[zhihau]

Kapitan is up on the deck: "Ahoy my hearties!"
"Where do you think is the best place for a party!?"
Crewman Vivi points to Pulau Blakang Mati
@JohnTan quipped: A garden is better for wefies!

 

[zhihau]

cause even fools know not to jeter le bebe avec leau du bain

Le Kapitan is pleased that things are going to plan
To get to the cubs, he has but to enter the den
Scrutinise the trails and signs, have no fear but zen
Remember, most important of all, please sit like a man

 

[zhihau]

you will always be papa's pride and joy

six decades gone in a wink and now the time is nigh
you've had a great run, now's time for byebye
six years penning rhymes and my juices running dry
perhaps it's a note to self: always leave on a high

 

[zhihau]

Nothing has changed in the last ten years!
Le Kapitan was grinning from ear to ear.
Heavens forbid! Who are we kidding here?
We must vote them out without any fear!

 

[zhihau]

The jolly good folks are in celebratory mood!
Two centuries of history and the run was good;
How to take it further is a question to moot;
Le Kapitan asked what could be better than food?