ode to the seaman's son...

[zhihau]

Lest another speech, with the sheeples chionging to the mall.

An upcoming speech is certainly in the plan,
Le Kapitan must be careful not to break the dam.
What could be more important than economic trend?
The valid votes, of course, should tally to make it grand.

 

[zhihau]

What could be more important than economic trend?

We all want a safe haven for our progeny,
whilst folks continue to gather from the seven seas;
Our precious votes will determine our destiny,
lest we’re once again be forgotten by history.

 

[zhihau]

Kapitan, O' Kapitan, how are you sure
the next clown there wouldn't cost you dear?

The hustle and bustle had begun for the troupe,
prospective crewmen were paraded to all in groups;
selection was stringent to be sure they are no noobs,
somehow in every season, we’ll have a nincompoop.

 

[zhihau]

Lest another speech, with the sheeples chionging to the mall.

Le Kapitan should be wary of the numbers
before this becomes another bumbling blunder;
Sheeples behaving like bees visiting flowers
when thronging the malls for goods to plunder.

 

[zhihau]

you will always be papa's pride and joy

Le Kapitan’s crew’s all ready with their hands on the rail,
all armed to their teeth and they’re ready for the gale;
It’s now human against nature, God knows who will prevail
history belonged to the victors, who’d live to tell the tales?

 

[zhihau]

Le kapitan's new ship will soon be christened

Le Kapitan’s waitin’ anxiously, skippin’ al’around
Please do not buckle now even as the pressure mount
Only a miracle can save us now, make him feel astound.
Folk, be brave, be wise and please make your vote count

 

[zhihau]

举棋不定非不安，稳扎稳打高墙攀；
真假虚实接连番，按部就班没曲弯；
声东击西欲突破，兵不厌诈强显弱；
徒劳无功败北懦，一举成名大道过。

世间因缘莫过于此，笑看秋风人生有几合
悠悠长夜昙花一现，开怀畅饮杯中月花色

 

[sweetiepie]

我是干炮鸡
我想让你们知道
我的turbo也很够力
让我在这里rap完这首歌

我是@ginfreely
怒沙度达的老鸡
我有三个大圈圈
一个圈比一个臭
再来两粒前面圈
两圈都张葡萄喔

 

[zhihau]

or, are you just sailing without a plan

Le Kapitan’s first matey made a horrendous rant
The “Singapore, Together, We Care at East Coast Plan”
Folks were left clueless on what he actually meant
Alas they have that five year mandate to mend the dent.

 

[zhihau]

COVID-19 could stay past midsummer’s night.

Hammer and dance was the plan in this long COVID fight,
Le Kapitan saw two full moons since midsummer’s night,
COVID seemed less lethal whilst the vaccine’s soon in sight,
We could finally celebrate to our heart’s delight.

 

[zhihau]

you will always be papa's pride and joy

The second wave is upon us, how do we brave this storm?
variants should be less virulent and that should be the norm.
all arrivals should be kept away for three weeks in a dorm,
lest another outbreak here, we’d be reduced to a wretched form.

 

[wikiphile]

Tracetogether and not to be forgotten,
One small package opened reveals all that is rotten,
We will not track and only trace the infected and sick,
So says the people who ask you to suck on their poisoned dick.

 

[zhihau]

Tracetogether and not to be forgotten

The COVID virus should be less virulent by now,
its reproductive success made it this way somehow.
Kapitan should really stay away to honor his vow,
So that his first matey could finally to take a bow.

 

[wikiphile]

The COVID virus should be less virulent by now,
its reproductive success made it this way somehow.
Kapitan should really stay away to honor his vow,
So that his first matey could finally to take a bow.

One more election and Le Kapitan will go,
Ten more years for my first matey to grow.
Lies, half truths and dishonesty have been spewed time and again,
We all know the game will always stay the same.

 

[zhihau]

We all know the game will always stay the same.

Le Kapitan’s crew had been busy taking photos,
Having them “liked and shared” could well be their new motto.
Be it a we-fie, tree planting or even ribbon cutting,
Make sure it is just ten eggs and nothing outstanding.

 

[zhihau]

We will not track and only trace the infected and sick

criminals should be reclassified as “sick”
if only they made clear of the specific
plenty of storylines the papigs could pick
yet the choices they made can be horrific

 

[wikiphile]

criminals should be reclassified as “sick”
if only they made clear of the specific
plenty of storylines the papigs could pick
yet the choices they made can be horrific

Once again lies are spawned and spewed,
Broken promises are the prerogative of the elitist few,
This has always been the path and nothing new,
Like what the Nazis in Dachau told the unsuspecting Jew.

 

[zhihau]

Le Kapitan’s crew had been busy taking photos

Le Kapitan’s crew had finally taken the cue,
Sinkies were told to line up- guai guai follow the queue.
Taking the jab in batches but so far just a few,
Sinkies are used to threats- please come up with something new.

 

[zhihau]

But to gently rock the boat, if you’ll pardon the pun

Beware the ides of March, this ain’t just a pun
Le Kapitan must be mindful- who has bigger guns
Once the balance is tipped, we’ve nowhere to run
Lest Sinkiestan is left with just the sea, sand and sun

 

[Confuseous]

Let's wait for Insurrection Part Two first.