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ode to the seaman's son...

zhihau

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chosen to be Captain of papa's old toy
let the sailors in your charge shout a'hoy
charter the waters ahead well my boy
you will always be papa's pride and joy
 

jw5

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dear sonny, do beware of all his foe
who may board the ship when he's at a low
but never fear for along will come a hero
a clown we all know by the name of zorro
 

LumparChee

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beautiful prose amply makes my day
a testimony of great intellect on display
as for the hero called zorro I daresay
his name most likely is Lim Swee Say


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jw5

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now as the ship sails for higher land
good ole kapitan gathers his merry band
tis not the time to show our hand
while 60% heads still in the sand
 

jw5

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if this path is not the TS's tack
still not too late to turn the ship back
come quick and boost us where we lack
before supermod gives us all the sack
 

cunnilaubu

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you say, I say, everyone say
nobody talk down on Lim Swee Say
becos he is really very sia sway
even worse than the Tan Jee Say
 

zhihau

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with the compass set and sails unfold
this could well be the greatest story told
the young lad took actions, decisive and bold
so stunning sometimes, it leaves folks feet cold
 

jw5

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on deck kapitan tells his two first mates with a sigh
recalls the day ship sailed and told his wife good bye
one last time dear, and don't keep asking why
the advice to her was not to sell low buy high
 

ZorrorroZ

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but if she were to still buy high
what else would he to do but cry
and wish for the happy days of yore
when she'd lift her skirt for more
 

cunnilaubu

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The kapitan has no lack of responsibilities
But we suspect his capabilities
His ship has various capacities
What is lacking is men of abilities
 

LumparChee

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sell low, buy high she does with flair
she has all CPF in her snare
when asked how will she fare
she says " it's not my money, why should i care ?"
 

ZorrorroZ

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his men do have some idiosyncrasies
of saying yes, and being servile lackeys
but of daring of independent thought
oh so sadly, they have nought
 

AudreyFang

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buckle up my son and be brave
in a few years time papa will be in the grave
things not looking good, the public's lost the faith
" if you ever win ", papa says, " it'll be a close shave "
 

ZorrorroZ

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nothing's cast in stone, oh papa dear
with hoching around I've nothing to fear
if the rest of the boyz are willing to pray
i'll be able to take over hougang someday
 

LumparChee

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hougang is Mr Low's big stronghold
he'll win it back even if he's in a blindfold
if the teochew kias betray him, lo and behold
Mr Low will screw their backside a thousandfold
 

chonburifc

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Want to contribute to this thread
Pai Seh my English is quite bad
Tonight will put on my thinking hat
tomorrow will make a comeback.
And brothers, how is that?

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