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PEASANTPORE — U-turn from previous edict, it will now be mandatory for all PEASANTS to wear a face mask while outdoors with certain exemptions for White Horses and the Elite Caste, said Lawlan Wong, the discredited co-chair of the Million Dollar Multi-Ministry Taskforce on Wuhan Plague, on Tuesday (14 April).
“Nabey, everything now also my fault. Got peasants ask why we never learn from Farmosa. This one I can answer, because we don't want to spend money on giving free masks to stupid peasants.
Second, we don't have factories here, here we sack engineers and glorify the Project Minions, so now we don't have the tech skills to run production lines and we can't beg from the PRC Commies.
Even if we relocate a mask production line here, our scholars can't start the lines, they only good at passing exams or stealing ideas from others (Prince Hongyi stole Parking.sg idea from poly students),” moaned the National Social Engineering Minion at a virtual press conference.
“For those farking lawyers who spotted the loophole, yes, if you are running, you don't need to wear masks.”
He conceded that the latest ruling will be enforced with heavy fines without exception and conceded he has been thoroughly trounced by his cheaper Farmosa counterpart.
“I want to ask my pastor, I score all As for my exams, so loyal to Ruler Loong, every Sunday I attend Church, why Ya Sor never help me, we got 3000 peasants infected but those crass Hokkien speaking Formosa bumpkins do under 500?", he mused.
Separately, Lawlan Wong refused to answer why his Million Dollar Task Force talk cock sing song about wearing masks during the earlier phases of the plague.
Lawlan Wong deftly noted that while Peasantpore is “not doing badly if you look at Wuhan as the Hall of Shame's Gold Standard”
“The next swine who ask me questions to make me look stupid will be quarantined at St John Island. I know we blundered but so what, Erections cumming, make ME angry, I personally turn your pigeonhole neighbourhood into a slum,” growled Lawlan Wong angrily.
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PEASANTPORE — U-turn from previous edict, it will now be mandatory for all PEASANTS to wear a face mask while outdoors with certain exemptions for White Horses and the Elite Caste, said Lawlan Wong, the discredited co-chair of the Million Dollar Multi-Ministry Taskforce on Wuhan Plague, on Tuesday (14 April).
“Nabey, everything now also my fault. Got peasants ask why we never learn from Farmosa. This one I can answer, because we don't want to spend money on giving free masks to stupid peasants.
Second, we don't have factories here, here we sack engineers and glorify the Project Minions, so now we don't have the tech skills to run production lines and we can't beg from the PRC Commies.
Even if we relocate a mask production line here, our scholars can't start the lines, they only good at passing exams or stealing ideas from others (Prince Hongyi stole Parking.sg idea from poly students),” moaned the National Social Engineering Minion at a virtual press conference.
“For those farking lawyers who spotted the loophole, yes, if you are running, you don't need to wear masks.”
He conceded that the latest ruling will be enforced with heavy fines without exception and conceded he has been thoroughly trounced by his cheaper Farmosa counterpart.
“I want to ask my pastor, I score all As for my exams, so loyal to Ruler Loong, every Sunday I attend Church, why Ya Sor never help me, we got 3000 peasants infected but those crass Hokkien speaking Formosa bumpkins do under 500?", he mused.
Separately, Lawlan Wong refused to answer why his Million Dollar Task Force talk cock sing song about wearing masks during the earlier phases of the plague.
Lawlan Wong deftly noted that while Peasantpore is “not doing badly if you look at Wuhan as the Hall of Shame's Gold Standard”
“The next swine who ask me questions to make me look stupid will be quarantined at St John Island. I know we blundered but so what, Erections cumming, make ME angry, I personally turn your pigeonhole neighbourhood into a slum,” growled Lawlan Wong angrily.
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