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jubilee1919

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Old man’s sitting on a porch when he sees a young man walk by, dragging something behind him


Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies, “Chickenwire.” Old man asks , “What’re you doing with chickenwire?” Young man replies “I’m going to catch me some chickens.” The old man laughs and says “You ain’t catching no chickens with chickenwire.

Sure enough, later that evening, the young man walks by with a mess of chickens all caught in the chickenwire.

Next day, old man’s sitting on his porch when the young man comes walking by, dragging something behind him

Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies “Duct tape.” Old man again asks, “What’re you doing with duct tape?” Young man replies “I’m going to catch me some ducks.” The old man laughs and says “You ain’t catching no ducks with duct tape.”

Sure enough, later that evening, the young man walks back with a mess of ducks all wrapped up in the duct tape.

Third day, old man’s sitting on his porch when the young man again comes walking by, dragging something behind him

Old man says, “What you got there?” and the young man replies “Pussy willows.” Old man says “Wait up, let me get my hat.”
 

jubilee1919

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Generous Asset
"Excuse me," I said to the woman sat in front of me on the bus, "You have some semen on the back of your jacket."

"It's definitely semen," I said, "I don't ejaculate yogurt"
 

yinyang

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