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yinyang

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Politician at Work
A politician went to a village for campaigning. He asked the villagers to mention two main problems in the village.

They informed him that one of their problems was lack of qualified medical doctors. The politician quickly took out his cell phone and pretended to be making a call to the Health Department.

He then told them that their problem was solved at his insistence.

Feeling satisfied, he then asked them their second problem. They told him that they do not have any mobile network in their village...
 

yinyang

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The Priest, Chief and Bike

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his mission in the jungle, where he has spent years teaching the natives, when he realises that the one thing he never taught them, was how to speak English.

So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.
He points to a tree and says to the chief: "This is a tree."

The chief looks at the tree and grunts: "Tree."

The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says: "This is a rock."

Hearing this, the chief looks and repeats: "Rock."

The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about his results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds: "Man riding a bike."

The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.

The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?

The chief replied: "My bike."

ENJOY YOUR DAY and remember to keep off the roads when riding somebody else's bicycle.

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