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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Bhai and thief
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.
He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.
Man started sobbing and said, “Bhai, you take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.”
Thief: “You really love your wife!!”
Man: “No, my wife will arrive shortly”
A thief entered a house mid-afternoon.
He tied up the woman and at knife-point asked the man to hand over the jewellery and money.
Man started sobbing and said, “Bhai, you take anything you want. You can kill me also. But please untie the rope and free her.”
Thief: “You really love your wife!!”
Man: “No, my wife will arrive shortly”
Nike, like Sinkie beauty Celest Chong going all Nigger Black.
THE SILK ROAD
Gianfranco Uber
Xi Jinping announces that China will invest a lot of money in Africa. More than 60 billion dollars, many of which are also for lost funds. Will it be Colonialism? Europe is sleeping every night with this big suspicion but still manages to sleep.
Gianfranco Uber
Xi Jinping announces that China will invest a lot of money in Africa. More than 60 billion dollars, many of which are also for lost funds. Will it be Colonialism? Europe is sleeping every night with this big suspicion but still manages to sleep.
Sanjay Thakrar, CEO at Euro Axim Bank Ltd. got economists thinking when he said :
A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy
- He does not buy the car & does not take car loan
- Does not buy car insurance
- Does not buy Fuel
- Does not send his car for servicing & repairs
- Does not use paid Parking
- Does not become Obese
- Yes,.....and well, damn it !! Healthy people are not needed for economy. They do not buy drugs. They do not go to Hospitals & Doctors.
They add nothing to country's GDP.
On the contrary, every new McDonald outlet creates at least 30 jobs - 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 weight loss experts apart from people working in McDonald outlet.
*So, Mr. Economist who do you want?*
A Cyclist or a McDonald ?
*****
Worth pondering.
A cyclist is a disaster for the country's economy
- He does not buy the car & does not take car loan
- Does not buy car insurance
- Does not buy Fuel
- Does not send his car for servicing & repairs
- Does not use paid Parking
- Does not become Obese
- Yes,.....and well, damn it !! Healthy people are not needed for economy. They do not buy drugs. They do not go to Hospitals & Doctors.
They add nothing to country's GDP.
On the contrary, every new McDonald outlet creates at least 30 jobs - 10 Cardiologists, 10 Dentists, 10 weight loss experts apart from people working in McDonald outlet.
*So, Mr. Economist who do you want?*
A Cyclist or a McDonald ?
*****
Worth pondering.
Men without beards cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men, claims Turkish preacher
The New Arab
Men without beards cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men, claims Turkish preacher
Murat Bayaral made the comments on television earlier this week [Twitter]
Date of publication: 20 December, 2017
Clean-shaven men 'cannot be distinguished from women' and can therefore cause 'indecent thoughts,' according to Islamic preacher Murat
Shaving off a beard may trigger indecent thoughts in other men who look at them, a Turkish cleric said on television earlier this week, causing backlash online.
Clean-shaven men, the cleric suggested, "cannot be distinguished from women" and can therefore cause "indecent thoughts," Murat Bayaral said on private religious station Fatih Medreseleri, according to Hurriyet Daily News.
“Men should grow beards. One of the two body parts that separate men from women is the beard," Bayaral said.
"For example, if you see a man with long hair from afar you may think he is a woman if he does not have a beard. Because nowadays women and men dress similarly. God forbid! You could be possessed by indecent thoughts,” he added.
The comments sparked a flurry of opinions across social media with many describing the logic as “absurd”.
The New Arab
Men without beards cause 'indecent thoughts' in other men, claims Turkish preacher
Murat Bayaral made the comments on television earlier this week [Twitter]
Date of publication: 20 December, 2017
Clean-shaven men 'cannot be distinguished from women' and can therefore cause 'indecent thoughts,' according to Islamic preacher Murat
Shaving off a beard may trigger indecent thoughts in other men who look at them, a Turkish cleric said on television earlier this week, causing backlash online.
Clean-shaven men, the cleric suggested, "cannot be distinguished from women" and can therefore cause "indecent thoughts," Murat Bayaral said on private religious station Fatih Medreseleri, according to Hurriyet Daily News.
“Men should grow beards. One of the two body parts that separate men from women is the beard," Bayaral said.
"For example, if you see a man with long hair from afar you may think he is a woman if he does not have a beard. Because nowadays women and men dress similarly. God forbid! You could be possessed by indecent thoughts,” he added.
The comments sparked a flurry of opinions across social media with many describing the logic as “absurd”.
Duterte: The Rocket Man
Bern Fabro
Under Duterte's economic plan, the Philippines have suffered a Rocketing Inflation in a decade, one of ASEAN's highest.
Bern Fabro
Under Duterte's economic plan, the Philippines have suffered a Rocketing Inflation in a decade, one of ASEAN's highest.
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