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Alfrescian (Inf)
Islamic State 2018 World Cup Kit
At a desert ceremony watched by a few camels and a mangy dog, the Islamic State today unveiled a spanking new kit to be worn at next year's FIFA World Cup in Russia.
The Caliphate, with its motto of "You are fighting a state that does not have failure in it’s dictionary" has vowed to attack key games with suicide bombers and firearms.



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India's air
India's air level of pollution. According to The Guardian, a public health emergency has been declared by doctors in Delhi as air quality in the world’s most polluted capital city plunged to levels likened to smoking at least 50 cigarettes in a single day.



Old Timer
⭕ 1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕ 2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕ 3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕ 4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕ 5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕ 6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕ 7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕ 8. An erected penis has no conscience n neither a winking cunt.(Uganda)
⭕ 9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕ 10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence.(Senegal )


Alfrescian (Inf)
Former Blatter FIFA President accused of sexual harassment by Miss Hope Solo champion of the 2005 Irish national team. His famous initiatives to increase the appeal toward women's football, suggesting more sexy uniforms, had obviously had effect.