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PEASANTPORE: While the by-erection in rebellious Hougang earlier this year was called under identical circumstances - where an horny labour Peasant Representative was throughly hammered, vacated his seat because of an extra-fark gone wrong - lackeys posing as political analysts told Mouthpiece TODAY that double standards could apply and erection be cancelled in heartlander fief Punggol East, following the resignation of the regime's equally horny Mike Palmer.
The Hougang by-erection was miked for the regime to give the Labour Party a good whipping. Silly lackeys and mouthpiece used three full moons to lambast horny Yaw Shin Leong and deride Teochew Low as 'clueless'. The horny protege was expelled from the Labour Party for farking a fellow party member. The lackeys claiming tons of dodgy businesses in an out-of-control Labour Front, had a field time making and poking fun of Labour till Labour Huat defeated the regime's Lackey Choo in a one-sided battle using popular discontent against the regime's half baked anti-peasant social policies.
Lackey in Institute of Por-Lumpar Studies, Senior Lackey Fellow Gill-lian Koh-koh said in theory, any by-erection could follow a timeline and process that is similar to the recent Hougang by-erection but she subtly hinted the Paramount Ruler Loong has the power to cancel a by-erections and use Infernal Security Act to warn peasants and netizens not to 'over-react'.
Lackey Koh-Koh said: "The peasants SMC (Single Member Constituency) could use this exercise to give Ruler Loong a thumbs down for his 'Favour the Foreigners' Policy'. Hence the lackeys may counter this by dangling pork barrel politics to buy the young selfish peasants. If the Labour bravehearts could exploit malcontent over the foreigners and impending bus fare hikes, Ruler Loong will have a harder time, lower vote count will indicate failure and No Porn Lui may be forced to postpone his fare hikes"
Former tolerated Peasant Representative Zulkifli Baharudin felt that a by-election would be called in less than three months.
"Ruler Loong would make a slow decision. With public outcry over favour the foreigners policy and No Porn Lui unable to control his idiot SMRT fat cats, some peasants may vote Labour. Even if Labour did not win, a lower vote count is effectively a loss for Ruler Loong.
Educated Ape Eugene Tan, a pro-regime law lecturer at the Peasantpore Rich Peasant Management Varsity, agreed.
It could be much longer - in about six to 12 full moons - given the packed series of fare, levies and price hikes months ahead. Irate peasants who must suffer the fare hikes will turn against Ruler Loong's anointed lackey in Punggol, he said.
Educated Ape Tan, who is also a Tolerated Peasants' Representative, noted that for example, Procedural Parliament is set to unleashed a White Paper on using foreigners to boost working population and Budget 2013 (more goodies for foreign merchants and serfs) in the first few months of next year. With those two hard-to-sell sets of policies, the by-erection will be a bad idea because Ruler Loong has to provide more concessions to despised local peasants in his political calculations.
He added: "Any lumpar will tell you that peasants will use this chance to punish Ruler Loong for any cukoo policy like price hikes, CoE sky high prices, jobs for foreigners, NS for locals etc. Even if your dog suddenly dies, you wife scolds you, your boss promotes a foreigner, Ruler Loong gets the blame lor."
"In fact, there is no certainty that a by-erections will be called in Punggol East", Educated Ape Tan warned peasants.
"There is the accepted fact that if the regime has North Korea type of political control, there is no need to call for a by-erections whenever a seat is being vacated. If the by-erection only serves to embarass Ruler Loong, why should he be so stupid to call for one and give his detractors within and outside the regime to make him look really stupid and 'malu'. Hold or do not hold, sure got impact one, either No Porn Lui postpone his fare hikes or Nihons+Ang Mohs laugh at him, either case, he loses!", Educated Ape Tan echoed Ruler Loong's thoughts.
PEASANTPORE: While the by-erection in rebellious Hougang earlier this year was called under identical circumstances - where an horny labour Peasant Representative was throughly hammered, vacated his seat because of an extra-fark gone wrong - lackeys posing as political analysts told Mouthpiece TODAY that double standards could apply and erection be cancelled in heartlander fief Punggol East, following the resignation of the regime's equally horny Mike Palmer.
The Hougang by-erection was miked for the regime to give the Labour Party a good whipping. Silly lackeys and mouthpiece used three full moons to lambast horny Yaw Shin Leong and deride Teochew Low as 'clueless'. The horny protege was expelled from the Labour Party for farking a fellow party member. The lackeys claiming tons of dodgy businesses in an out-of-control Labour Front, had a field time making and poking fun of Labour till Labour Huat defeated the regime's Lackey Choo in a one-sided battle using popular discontent against the regime's half baked anti-peasant social policies.
Lackey in Institute of Por-Lumpar Studies, Senior Lackey Fellow Gill-lian Koh-koh said in theory, any by-erection could follow a timeline and process that is similar to the recent Hougang by-erection but she subtly hinted the Paramount Ruler Loong has the power to cancel a by-erections and use Infernal Security Act to warn peasants and netizens not to 'over-react'.
Lackey Koh-Koh said: "The peasants SMC (Single Member Constituency) could use this exercise to give Ruler Loong a thumbs down for his 'Favour the Foreigners' Policy'. Hence the lackeys may counter this by dangling pork barrel politics to buy the young selfish peasants. If the Labour bravehearts could exploit malcontent over the foreigners and impending bus fare hikes, Ruler Loong will have a harder time, lower vote count will indicate failure and No Porn Lui may be forced to postpone his fare hikes"
Former tolerated Peasant Representative Zulkifli Baharudin felt that a by-election would be called in less than three months.
"Ruler Loong would make a slow decision. With public outcry over favour the foreigners policy and No Porn Lui unable to control his idiot SMRT fat cats, some peasants may vote Labour. Even if Labour did not win, a lower vote count is effectively a loss for Ruler Loong.
Educated Ape Eugene Tan, a pro-regime law lecturer at the Peasantpore Rich Peasant Management Varsity, agreed.
It could be much longer - in about six to 12 full moons - given the packed series of fare, levies and price hikes months ahead. Irate peasants who must suffer the fare hikes will turn against Ruler Loong's anointed lackey in Punggol, he said.
Educated Ape Tan, who is also a Tolerated Peasants' Representative, noted that for example, Procedural Parliament is set to unleashed a White Paper on using foreigners to boost working population and Budget 2013 (more goodies for foreign merchants and serfs) in the first few months of next year. With those two hard-to-sell sets of policies, the by-erection will be a bad idea because Ruler Loong has to provide more concessions to despised local peasants in his political calculations.
He added: "Any lumpar will tell you that peasants will use this chance to punish Ruler Loong for any cukoo policy like price hikes, CoE sky high prices, jobs for foreigners, NS for locals etc. Even if your dog suddenly dies, you wife scolds you, your boss promotes a foreigner, Ruler Loong gets the blame lor."
"In fact, there is no certainty that a by-erections will be called in Punggol East", Educated Ape Tan warned peasants.
"There is the accepted fact that if the regime has North Korea type of political control, there is no need to call for a by-erections whenever a seat is being vacated. If the by-erection only serves to embarass Ruler Loong, why should he be so stupid to call for one and give his detractors within and outside the regime to make him look really stupid and 'malu'. Hold or do not hold, sure got impact one, either No Porn Lui postpone his fare hikes or Nihons+Ang Mohs laugh at him, either case, he loses!", Educated Ape Tan echoed Ruler Loong's thoughts.
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