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PEASANTPORE: No action will be taken against petrol cartels if they are found to have engaged in anti-competitive behaviour or unfair practices in raising pump prices, said Minion of State for Monopolies Teo Arse Luck in Imperial Court on Monday (Mar 9).
Some peasants' representatives have decided to play retail politics and had asked Minion Teo about the increase in pump prices by the petrol cartels in February.
Minion Teo said the toothless Sex Competition of Peasantpore has been 'performing wayang', collecting information and holding sex parties with petrol cartel executives to justify why they must hike petrol prices after Estate Duty Repealer Tarman up the petrol taxes.
The consumer watchdog Consumer Peasants Association of Peasantpore (CASE) had accused peasants of unfairly accusing tax paying petrol cartels of profiteering. Minion Teo has hinted it is fair that the price hike was more than the increase in petrol duty announced in this year's Budget, as petrol cartels need to help Ruler Loong raise more revenue to fund his pork barrel projects.
An unnamed peasant was understood to have told the mouthpiece,"KNNCCB, you know, I know, petrol cartel pay more taxes to Tarman than all the silly cheap peasants combined, so you think Tarman and Teo will sarpok who? Local Asiatic Peasants are indeed fools".
PEASANTPORE: No action will be taken against petrol cartels if they are found to have engaged in anti-competitive behaviour or unfair practices in raising pump prices, said Minion of State for Monopolies Teo Arse Luck in Imperial Court on Monday (Mar 9).
Some peasants' representatives have decided to play retail politics and had asked Minion Teo about the increase in pump prices by the petrol cartels in February.
Minion Teo said the toothless Sex Competition of Peasantpore has been 'performing wayang', collecting information and holding sex parties with petrol cartel executives to justify why they must hike petrol prices after Estate Duty Repealer Tarman up the petrol taxes.
The consumer watchdog Consumer Peasants Association of Peasantpore (CASE) had accused peasants of unfairly accusing tax paying petrol cartels of profiteering. Minion Teo has hinted it is fair that the price hike was more than the increase in petrol duty announced in this year's Budget, as petrol cartels need to help Ruler Loong raise more revenue to fund his pork barrel projects.
An unnamed peasant was understood to have told the mouthpiece,"KNNCCB, you know, I know, petrol cartel pay more taxes to Tarman than all the silly cheap peasants combined, so you think Tarman and Teo will sarpok who? Local Asiatic Peasants are indeed fools".
